okamikk

neutrinos. and the thing that makes soap bubbles try to be spherical is that a sphere has the highest volume:surface area ratio, and since it's the same atmosphere inside and out, pretty mych, of the bubble, the equal pressure causes the shape.

i am blaming you so hard right now.

i could deal with the consequences described there, i mean, i'm halfway there already

woot! my kin hath come!

check for dust, and also try direct cooling on your graphics card(e.g water cooling)

woof! screech! mangle-yer-ears!

... i think this is supposed to be a modpack thread... justsoyouknow

a you really need to work on your posting skills, this is atrocious!

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilariousgruesome to be explained in detail.So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider.It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop.Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense.So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them. Then the magical unicorn sorcerer of Ace Hobo s came and blasted the poultry god with cake. The cake being what it is, suddenly vanished before it reached its feathery target giving the poultry the chance to start peaking at Ace's face down to the bone! However, Ace Hobo predicted this would happen and used substitute just before the poultry god started attacking! Ace Hobo is suddenly evolving into... an ULTRAPOULTRY GOD! Evolutions inc. do not take clauses about unoriginality.

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish.His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton.They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilariousgruesome to be explained in detail.So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider.It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop.Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense.So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them. Then the magical unicorn sorcerer of Ace Hobo s came and blasted the poultry god with cake. The cake being what it is, suddenly vanished before it reached its feathery target giving the poultry the chance to start peaking at Ace's face down to the bone! However, Ace Hobo predicted this would happen and used substitute just before the poultry god started attacking!

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton. They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was toohilarious gruesome to be explained in detail. So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day. Of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider. It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop. Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him. Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense. So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all. However, the princess of shapeshifters didn't get the memo, and shapeshifted into a chicken just as a chicken-eater mob came round the corner. The chicken eating mob then chased the princess for three days in a constant circle all the while the princess yelled: "Stop! I'm really just a fish!" Just as the chicken eaters caught the princess, they all fell over from intense dizziness caused by running around in a circle for three days, squashing the poor princess into goo and angering the almighty poultry god. "clucKC CLckU cllCKU" said the poultry god, which translates into "666 to ya'll motherfuckers down there thinkin you can mess with my homeboys." Upon saying this, the poultry god hoisted its mighty prosterior over the realm of the shape-shifters and unleashed a blinding storm of shit on them.

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton. They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was toohilarious gruesome to be explained in detail. So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day. Of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider. It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop. Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him. Unoflop did not like the spider, so he hatched an evil plot! Sadly, Unoflop died before he could execute his plot, and it was left abandoned somewhere in Australia. The spider lived out the rest of his days in Australia, lamenting his lonely life and the fact nothing in Chapter Two of the book he was reading made sense. So instead, the spider threw the book into the fireplace, took a bottle of pineapple wine from the cupboard and watched a show on the divinghelmet tv. Chapter Three The shapeshifters alliance then realised what a pain in the ass chickens are and decided to eat them all.

Chapter One Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton. They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilarious gruesome to be explained in detail. So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day. Of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider. It lived in a rather large pineapple. The pineapple was not under the sea, but was in fact on the continent of Australia, which is a continent on the land hippo called Jesse Unoflop. Sadly, Jesse died a couple of thousand years ago, due to being a land hippo and the sea being poisonous to him.

i really don't think this will work with the current rules mostly because it's basically telling people to choose what to post out of an extremely limited category, even though by the rest of the post it would seem the category would be quite wide..

i feel left out, i was kinda hoping the guy would burst into flames soon...

Once there was a magical horse who lived with a fish. His name was Reaver McHasselhoffen. His fishy roommate went by the name of Grumpy Basselton. They both liked butts. They loved their butts so much that one of them decided never to sit on it again! So, they swapped out their cars for segways, and used those to get around. Now there was a kid named Billy the bully, and he did not like the fact they used segways. His hate for segways came from a childhood accident involving a giant marshmallow and a Segway he got for his 5th birthday, which was too hilarious gruesome to be explained in detail. So on their way to a brothel on their segways billy set up a devious plan. He mad a hole two men deep and covered it with leaves on the sidewalk where he knew they would go. He got bored and fell asleep. When he woke up, he forgot about the trap and fell into it. He died later that day. Of dysentery. The distinct smell of dysentery-induced death violated their nostrils and they couldn't help but retch down the deadly well as they looked down into it. Chapter Two Once upon a land hippo called Jesse Unoflop, there was a spider. It lived in a rather large pineapple.

you mean mag? =p no the best naming in the world

oh shut up and enjoy the awesome free game

okamikk, honestly, what did you think? also with that name, will you be using ember?

what are your guyses usernames? let's play together!

M-C is banned for inexplicable phallus -> cute chick transformation

ignoreing this as it's pretty shite. M-C is banned for overestimating my linguistic subtlety

maxhawkes should be banned for abusing the system and becoming psychologically invisible to the casual observer,

boo! sunshine! boo! why do plants need it? they just suck that's why! who cares about heating?! we can just grow fur coats! and it burns! really badly! my eyes feel like fried eggs whenever i'm out during the day! why am i putting spaces between each point?! what the hell?!