freakachu Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 believe me, if you were kellered before, you deserved it. additionally, you are re-earning it as we speak.
McLovin666 Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Is "Keller Evasion" a ban-able offense? If so, megatronp probably made a second account called "jamesjosh5".
freakachu Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 they do use the same IP, though I'm rather curious how you happened to notice. I guess he mentioned it on the server you both applied for? it won't matter either way, it's pretty clear that he's incapable of avoiding the keller.
The_DarthMoogle Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Well, you could stop whinging here, and go out into the wild of the forums and start making a name for yourself. I was Keller'd once, too.
Cheap Shot Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 I can say with confidence that you haven't learned anything. You broke a rule in the OP of this thread while requesting to have your punishment lifted. For some reason one of the mods hid it and a post commenting on it, so I'll just go ahead and restore those.
Cheap Shot Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Is "Keller Evasion" a ban-able offense? If so, megatronp probably made a second account called "jamesjosh5". So it appears that megatronp would like to call you out McLovin666. He took issue with your accusation and feels you should be punished for it. So strongly that he reported you in fact. Of course I'm not sure what he's accusing you of. I would have to assume he is calling you a liar. It's difficult though because the reason he gave for reporting you was one word. "Lier". A one word report that is a spelling mistake isn't a good start, but ok, I'll look into it. It turns out that yes, megatronp does in fact have a second account by that name. He created it yesterday to circumvent the punishment status. So the "lier" all along was megatronp himself! What an interesting abuse of the report function. He might as well have reported himself. Don't worry megatronp. I've taken care of everything for you. Welcome to the New Kellers. These ones DO wear off, granted you don't get banned first.
The Merchant of Menace Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Told to what? I told him to make the thread requesting his status changed after he messaged me asking about it. I got the vibe from his PM that he might be deserving of normal status, but clearly not, from the thread :P
Brunswick Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 It's like watching a car wreck in slow motion. It's like I'm really watching Mr. Megatron Pee fly right through the windshield and end up Kellered. Twice, no less! So not only is he named after the urine of a fictional being, he's also a Keller evader!
Cheap Shot Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Jamesjosh5 is my brothers account Your brother must be quite the fan of yours if he picked his username based off your contact email. Nice try buddy. You can keep using "your brothers" account but you've broken too many rules to go without the punishment status. Don't break any more and it will wear off in a month.
Brunswick Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Jamesjosh5 is my brothers account That is like...the world's most ineffectual excuse ever.
Valkon Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Jamesjosh5 is my brothers account Is that why his IGN is your forum account name? Ign megatronp <other stuff>
Xylord Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Is that why his IGN is your forum account name? You don't get it Valkon, they're just very close brothers. Like, Siamese brothers. As in, the same person.
megatronp Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 Ok then I will just stay Helen killer and will earn back regular. Can a admin lock this forum thanks
Xylord Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Ok then I will just stay Helen killer and will earn back regular. Can a admin lock this forum thanks Hopefully he won't. He could probably lock this thread, though.
Brunswick Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Ok then I will just stay Helen killer and will earn back regular. Can a admin lock this forum thanks No! The entire fraggin' point was to get you to stop killing poor Helen! She didn't deserve anything and we just used our last Resurrection scroll on her! If you kill her again we'll be screwed!
megatronp Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 Ok I won't kill her again sorry for killing her
jakj Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Ok I won't kill her again sorry for killing her This entire rigamarole was worth it, just for that line.
Xylord Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Ok I won't kill her again sorry for killing her A new page of the Internet's history has just been written, right now. This is the most successful trolling session I've ever been part of.
jakj Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 A new page of the Internet's history has just been written, right now. This is the most successful trolling session I've ever been part of. I genuinely think it is genuine and not trolling. Which is either sad (but entertaining), or a -really- good trolling.
Cheap Shot Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 · Hidden Hidden Ok I won't kill her again sorry for killing her You made me laugh so a good start. I'll keep an eye on you and lift your keller status if I see you posting well. Which account will you be using from now on?
Cheap Shot Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 Stone cold Helen Killer. Haha priceless. Unkellering your new account and locking this thread. Keep your nose clean and read the rules very carefully.
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