RalphRoberts Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 So, I was on a server that I run for myself and a few friends, and I needed more iron. I went minning and soon became infuriated with the gravel that seemed to be above every single deposit of iron I could find. This led me to believe that I must exact revenge on gravel for its evil deeds, namely falling on my newly found iron. Now I humbly ask you, the reader, "how should I go about exacting my revenge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stringburka Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 spread rumors 'bout it's ma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 NUKE IT!!!!!!!!! That is the solution to everything!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiraffeRider Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Right click it with a Red Morningstar to mine it all, that pesky gravel will never see it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZE MkIV Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Philosophers stone to turn it into sandstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedned2k Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Macerate it into flint. That'll teach it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kommunističeskiĭ Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Put all of your gravel inside a crystal chest inside a large dark room. Let the mobs that spawn inside torment the souls of those pesky gravel blocks for eternity. Don't forget to put a world anchor in there so the torture doesn't stop when you leave the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nod narb Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 lava, it's ta answer to everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 lava, it's ta answer to everything! NOOOOOO! Nukes are!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Write a turtle program that will remove all the gravel in the world! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedned2k Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Why don't you just sit there, and when gravel wants to go mining, appear and fall down in the way of it's ores. See how gravel likes it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Write a turtle program that will remove all the gravel in the world! That is a good idea, and I would do that, except I have no idea how to program turtles! Put all of your gravel inside a crystal chest inside a large dark room. Let the mobs that spawn inside torment the souls of those pesky gravel blocks for eternity. Don't forget to put a world anchor in there so the torture doesn't stop when you leave the area. This is what I shall do, in addition to spreading rumors about its mother. That will show it to fall on MY iron! This does not mean I don't need more suggestions, for one can never be too cruel to one's enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant of Menace Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Why don't you just sit there, and when gravel wants to go mining, appear and fall down in the way of it's ores. See how gravel likes it! This is the best thing I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Mine it all very carefully with a silk touch pick and place it in a palace made of diamond and gold. Gain its trust and eventually have a relationship with it. One day, after you have kids, and it trusts you with all its heart, brutally murder all of your kids until they are but flint, and make the gravel watch. And when you have finished this task, detonate a nuke that was hidden under the palace the whole time to anialate the gravel you so loath. This will crush it emotionally as well as physically. Then go back to the mines and any other gravel that sees you will mine all the ores for you and hail you as a king they will fear you so much. When one get out of line, behead it!!!!!!!!!! BTW. Best Thread Ever! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nod narb Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Mine it all very carefully with a silk touch pick and place it in a palace made of diamond and gold. Gain its trust and eventually have a relationship with it. One day, after you have kids, and it trusts you with all its heart, brutally murder all of your kids until they are but flint, and make the gravel watch. And when you have finished this task, detonate a nuke that was hidden under the palace the whole time to anialate the gravel you so loath. This will crush it emotionally as well as physically. Then go back to the mines and any other gravel that sees you will mine all the ores for you and hail you as a king they will fear you so much. When one get out of line, behead it!!!!!!!!!! BTW. Best Thread Ever! Yea that's if you feel like taking all that time to just-shove it into a condenser designed to turn it into dirt. It will be humiliated! Then throw it in lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Yea that's if you feel like taking all that time to just-shove it into a condenser designed to turn it into dirt. It will be humiliated! Then throw it in lava. Love it. This is a great thread!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedned2k Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Or here's another idea. Macerate it into flint, then pipe it back out into a condenser to turn it back into gravel, then pipe it back into the macerator, thus having an infinite loop of gravel torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stringburka Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Make a sign next to the gravel that says "You're worth less than frikkin' SAND in every way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nod narb Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Make a sign next to the gravel that says "You're worth less than frikkin' SAND in every way." now why would you do that? That's just retard. It's like eating shi...*thinks*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Or here's another idea. Macerate it into flint, then pipe it back out into a condenser to turn it back into gravel, then pipe it back into the macerator, thus having an infinite loop of gravel torture. This is another ingenious idea for punishing the wicked gravel, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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