planetguy Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You transmute oranges into lemons by touching them. Your next glass of orange juice is an unpleasant surprise. I wish there were more moderators on these forums, to control the influx of clueless people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeyintx Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 The whole entire forum is mods and there is a gigantic war of mods banning mods. I wish I had a taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0pdr0p Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 You get a taco but the person who made it did not wear gloves or wash his hands, you get food poisoning and die. I wish for an army of skeletons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 You have an army of skeletons (still inside people, mind you) that obey your orders to the best of their abilities. As it turns out, they can only move because of the force of their (former) owners' muscles. I wish I lived across the street from a nice restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 You live across the street from a nice restaurant, and right next door to a British open prison. Within a few days a prisoner escapes and murders you for your slippers. I wish for a giant statue of Santa Clause for no apparent (or hidden) reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaticMiner Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 A weird cult across the street from you finds it offensive, ties you to it, and burns you on it. I wish I had an antimatter generator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 You get an antimatter generator. Should the power ever go out at your house, you will be able to convert your antimatter into electricity. I wish I had a nuclear submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 You get a nuclear submarine, but the Russian Navy wants it back. I wish I had an ingot of platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 An ingot of Platinum appears wedged in your throat (seems like whoever's granting these wishes needs to work on their aim), and you choke to death. Not on the platinum, of course, but on the equipment some mad homeless person seeking their fortune uses to try to extract it from your unconscious body... I wish to be a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaticMiner Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 You become a ninja, but you haven't mastered your skills yet. You accidentally slice yourself in half with razor wire during a late-night solo practice session. They find you bisected and bled to death in the morning. I wish for a spool of razor wire. (the ridiculous, fictional kind that he just cut himself in half with) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 You get a roll of razor wire, but it is so ridiculous that it instantly cuts your fingers off the instant you take it out of the package. I wish trees had blue leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Tree leaves contain a dangerous blue chemical which is released into the atmosphere when burned. Within weeks, the entire population of the planet has choked to death due to deforestation. I wish blues had leaf trees (I don't know either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Tree leaves contain a dangerous blue chemical which is released into the atmosphere when burned. Within weeks, the entire population of the planet has choked to death due to deforestation. I wish blues had leaf trees (I don't know either) Everything blue suddenly starts growing trees. The suspicion between countries of bio-weapons testing grows until eventually nuclear war breaks out. I wish for air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0pdr0p Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) - Edited March 6 by p0pdr0p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liszt's Right Hand Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Your wish for immunity fails as they still don't have a cure for cancer. I wish that i'd never met your Mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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