theprolo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Nobody dies, so the world population skyrockets. This leads to food shortages, and nobody has enough food. Since they still can't die, people just go into comas from the lack of energy. You live out the rest of eternity at the bottom of a pile of half-dead starving people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Nobody dies, so the world population skyrockets. This leads to food shortages, and nobody has enough food. Since they still can't die, people just go into comas from the lack of energy. You live out the rest of eternity at the bottom of a pile of half-dead starving people. Actually Nobody gets hurt in any way, no mental hurt either. Plus, going into comas would hurt their relatives feelings, but no one can be hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Actually Nobody gets hurt in any way, no mental hurt either. Plus, going into comas would hurt their relatives feelings, but no one can be hurt. Their relatives would go into comas as well, so nobody is hurt. A coma wouldn't be a mental hurt in this case, more like hibernation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Hmm. Good point, I was going for another ultimate wish with that one, but I guess I lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Anyways, I forgot to wish, so after that discussion... I wish that my microphone didn't pick up background noise better than it picks up me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Your microphone picks you up very well. It then proceeds to throw you out the nearest window and beat you up with mind-blowing kung fu skills. I wish for more puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 You become so punny that your friends/family hate you and send someone out to kill you. I wish I had some artistic talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 You gain artistic talent, but sadly, the trend is towards VR and nobody actually sees your work, you eventually commit suicide because you were depressed by the thought of not being famous. I wish for the next person to just not corrupt my wish and only post their own wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Everybody rages at them and the thread gets locked from excessive dickbagery. I wish I could speak with a brace in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torezu Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 [sCIENCE!!!!]Also, I think 30 FPS isn't a hard limit. I think I heard that it varies from person to person.[/sCIENCE!!!!] I personally know someone that can see in the 50 FPS range, and it actually gives him a nasty headache to look at a computer monitor or TV that's running at that or lower, at least for very long. He doesn't watch much TV. Fortunately, most computer monitors now refresh at 60-75 Hz. I wish I could speak with a brace in... You can, but no one can understand you. I wish for an unlimited supply of palladium to play with, but only when I want it and only in the amount I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You accidentally have a nightmare of wanting a whole mountain of palladium to fall on you as a suicide attempt. You die in bed, because you suffocated in a mountain of palladium. I wish that I didn't have to wish :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 You don't have to wish because all the world leaders made it a human right not to have to make a wish on this thread. Unfortunately, they are all kicked out for wasting time on such small matters, and replaced by a dictator maniac known only as "Shitler". He rules with an iron gold played mahogany fist and forces the world, including you, to work for his benefit to shower him with jewels. You are crushed by a humongous diamond ring as his personal guard launch his prized oversized jewellery collection into crowds in an attempt to halt the uprising against his reign. I wish everyone's corruptions were inventive and awesome (including mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Who is Tracey Stillwell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Who is Tracey Stillwell? Spambot or something. I wish everyone's corruptions were inventive and awesome (including mine) It no happen. I wish there weren't spambots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 There are no more spambots, but then the noobs be trolling. I wish i had Heterochromia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 There are no more spambots, but then the noobs be trolling. I wish i had Heterochromia Please don't necro dead threads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Oh sorry, i didn't realise how dead it was :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 IMO it's an OK necropost, since starting a new thread for this same forum game would be redundant. There are no more spambots, but then the noobs be trolling. I wish i had Heterochromia Your eye colours now clash hideously. You are thrown in front of a train by a passing mentally unstable graphic designer. I wish I didn't have to look at the wiki to understand all the mods in Big Dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 IMO it's an OK necropost, since starting a new thread for this same forum game would be redundant. Your eye colours now clash hideously. You are thrown in front of a train by a passing mentally unstable graphic designer. I wish I didn't have to look at the wiki to understand all the mods in Big Dig. Oh well... Your brain explodes because you understand everything. I wish I had psychic powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Oh well... Your brain explodes because you understand everything. I wish I had psychic powers. In the moments before my head explodes, you access my infinite Minecraft knowledge using your psychic powers. Your head also explodes. I wish the US government could work out a deal and start providing services everyone needs again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 In the moments before my head explodes, you access my infinite Minecraft knowledge using your psychic powers. Your head also explodes. I wish the US government could work out a deal and start providing services everyone needs again. They work things out and agree to declare war on the world. The world nukes us back. I wish nothing bad would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 They work things out and agree to declare war on the world. The world nukes us back. I wish nothing bad would happen. Since nothing is all good or all bad, everything is at least a small part bad. Discount Wish Inc. stops time before anything bad can happen, before they can realize that nothing happening at all is rather dull. Unfortunately, they are part of the universe and are therefore stopped. I wish more people would play this game than just us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikimakunara Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Your wish is fulfilled, hundreds of people start playing however most are immature and total asses. I wish that horror didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Your wish is granted, but since horror doesn't exist a significant portion of the entertainment industry goes out of business, leading to a complex chain of events resulting with worldwide economic depression, widespread energy shortages, and increased terrorism. I wish a warp drive would be invented within my lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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