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I used to handle whitelisting for our server on a thread through the minecraft forums, and I've just started to recover from the scarring experience of having small children whine and complain about stupid things that they don't understand.

I even got in trouble with some dong-stuck-up-his-ass moderator over there.

Why?

Because I told a whiny little sad excuse for a human being that he could be outside playing with his friends or doing something constructive with his life as opposed to spending every minute of his day posting over and over on our thread, telling us how shitty our admins are and how terrible our server is. Of course, who gets in trouble? Not him... Oh no. Of course not. Apparently I was too harsh with the little guy and I might have hurt someone's feelings :'(

I absolutely hate how people think that they are somehow entitled to a service they don't even pay for. Servers, especially modded ones, run into bugs once in a while. They may be down once in a while, too. All these kids do is whine and whine over and over, and it makes you want to pull the hair out of your head and throw your keyboard across the room.

Have things always been this way, or is my generation just the most self-centered and stupidity-filled one of them all?

Anyways, back to the point. I can browse (lurk, hehe) these forums without wanting to keep a puke bucket next to my computer 24/7. I'd like to thank the staff here for keeping things in check and making this a great place to have a server thread.

Oh, and one more thing, the whale box just might be one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while. Great idea, great execution, and it couldn't be more hysterical.

Posted

With scones? I ordered those a week ago, man.

Never trust them with your scones. You hear me?

They... do things to them.

At least for the most part they stay in the shadows... elsewhere they run rampant because they were never dealt with.

Posted

Never trust them with your scones. You hear me?

They... do things to them.

At least for the most part they stay in the shadows... elsewhere they run rampant because they were never dealt with.

Yeah some places figure rather then deal with "pest" just let them roam free and take care of them only when asked or it gets out of hand. Heard roams that one site I am one is horribly lax on trolls and will only ban them when several users whine. I wouldn't know because trolls only ever bother the "popular" people on there and I am eating lunch with Pete, the one armed janitor. ):

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Pete ain't so bad once in a while. Once you get past the horrible sight of his missing arm he's actually a pretty great guy to be around!

Not to mention, trolls and little kids don't like janitors very much. That's always a plus :P

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Posted

All these kids do is whine and whine over and over, and it makes you want to pull the hair out of your head and throw your keyboard across the room.

I had already done that.

Posted

Please sir, define child. ;)

Also yeah, the whiny ones can be the worst. I remember back when I used to own a PS3 and would play some games online, most of it was filled with vulgar 10- year olds swearing because you killed them, and insulting your dead mother and saying they slept with her isn't exactly the most mature way to go about insulting someone, especially since it's quite point blank rude and distasteful. Oh well...

Posted

For example "Link was acting like a child with that recent post he made. His mental age appears to be below 22 after that."

I doubt anyone would be able to guess my real age, but I would say my mental age is around 20.

Posted

I doubt anyone would be able to guess my real age, but I would say my mental age is around 20.

Well, if we are to believe you are an 'obnoxious necromancer' as the line under your avatar says, you could possibly be hundreds or thousands of years old.

And I'm not going to bother guessing. :P

Posted

Meh, I deal with whiny kids the same way I deal with women.

I murder them.

Then I write fan-fics about Joey the magic goat, and his boyfriend Boom Boom.

I don't like this post nearly as much as the post about bum showing. :(

Posted

Meh, I deal with whiny kids the same way I deal with women.

I murder them.

Then I write fan-fics about Joey the magic goat, and his boyfriend Boom Boom.

When did Joey get with Boom Boom?

What happened between him and Danny the Marvelous Sparkly Cow ?

Posted

When did Joey get with Boom Boom?

What happened between him and Danny the Marvelous Sparkly Cow ?

When did Joey get with Boom Boom?

What happened between him and Danny the Marvelous Sparkly Cow ?

Ah Danny died in the sequel Sparklefarts 64

Posted

Ah Danny died in the sequel Sparklefarts 64

Theres a new SparkleFarts, HOTDAMN! now i finally get to see what happened with Hopster the three legged hippy billy goat... about damn time.

Posted

Theres a new SparkleFarts, HOTDAMN! now i finally get to see what happened with Hopster the three legged hippy billy goat... about damn time.

Pshhh. I know right? I've been waiting years to see what happened! Ol' SparkleFarts 49 had such a good cliffhanger!

Posted

Would that title be in response to all of those threads you necro'd a while back? Did you pick it or did the admins?

no, it is just my personal text, i thought of it while i was bored.

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