Industrial Miner Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 It's a Portal Core damnit. I'm not letting my droids get produced without an excellent AI. And it doesn't even need a visor! It's not designed for a human for gods sake. This model is mainly used to teleport scum straight to my Industrial Recycler. That's better than just placing them in a jail. I'm talking from the 31th century if you didn't know. Even though that I'm semi evil, I clean the cities from spambots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melfice Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Rrrrrr all the way I'm Dutch, but I actually can't roll my R's. Don't be discriminatin', y'all! Jag studerade i Amsterdam vid "Universiteit van Amsterdam" (Jag tror det stavas så). Amsterdam är en härlig stad. Except for the bit in parentheses, I could actually read and understand that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I'm Dutch, but I actually can't roll my R's. Don't be discriminatin', y'all! Except for the bit in parentheses, I could actually read and understand that! Ik kan het lekkerrrr wel Yeah! Me too! Cool huh? It's a Portal Core damnit. I'm not letting my droids get produced without an excellent AI. And it doesn't even need a visor! It's not designed for a human for gods sake. This model is mainly used to teleport scum straight to my Industrial Recycler. That's better than just placing them in a jail. I'm talking from the 31th century if you didn't know. Even though that I'm semi evil, I clean the cities from spambots. Excellent, you say; why don't you use a perfect AI like I do? She even has a human form (arguably quite hot *wink*) Do I need two flashlights on my helmet? No. Is it cool enough to be implemented? Yes. See? Why'd you even bother recycling? Oh yeah, you need an army to achieve your goal. I do it all on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 -double post- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 To Markarthian only: Ik kan het óók wel alleen, maar ik heb liever dat mijn droids het doen terwijl ik me met belangrijkere zaken bemoei; economische zaken met speciale droids voor bedrijven die ze willen. Oh en ik recycle de spambots, omdat ze helemaal vernietigd moeten worden. Ik verbrijzel ze, smelt ze om, verfijn het metaal en gebruik het in de bouw van low-class droids. Oh en over GLaDOS, je wilt het niet weten, maar denk niet aan datgene waar je over denkt dat het over gaat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 To Markarthian only: Ik kan het óók wel alleen, maar ik heb liever dat mijn droids het doen terwijl ik me met belangrijkere zaken bemoei; economische zaken met speciale droids voor bedrijven die ze willen. Oh en ik recycle de spambots, omdat ze helemaal vernietigd moeten worden. Ik verbrijzel ze, smelt ze om, verfijn het metaal en gebruik het in de bouw van low-class droids. Oh en over GLaDOS, je wilt het niet weten, maar denk niet aan datgene waar je over denkt dat het over gaat. Holy, surprise Dutch attack! I shall continue in Latin, my eloquence will outlast your puny droids! Potestas mea durare vestra droids! Quomodo milites tuos regere, si ne in prima acie! Non opus est ante me opus. Video per mendacium possum, ne cui dicerent. Scio de te et GlaDOS. Edit: no translation program was harmed/misused/used at all during the construction of these sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha! You thought you had beaten me, but for as I live in Holland, I go to a as to what we call a Gymnasium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Swedes on the forums! Do you understand the following? Ja e från Finland, men ja talar just itt na finsk, eftersom ja e österbottning ( och därmed finlandssvensk). Svenskon täremot e ju mett modersmål så he talar ja noo. Hoppas du int förstar de på dehe röito miin, så ja kan fortsät använd e som na kodspråk me Munaus jänand på forumen Yeah, I actually do understand it. It's not that hard really, I mean, Swedish and Finlandsvenska (If I would translate it directly, it would become Finland-Swedish), aren't that far away from each other. Can you understand this? Jag älskar varenda land i Skandinavien, Norden och så vidare. Många tror att vi i Skandinavien, Norden och så vidare är i princip samma folk, men de har absolut fel. Håller du inte med? Också, jag finner ditt användarnamn "Kocken" ganska roligt, för det betyder "The Chef" på svenska, vilket påminner mig om "Svenske Kocken" (The Swedish Chef). Bork bork bork I'm Dutch, but I actually can't roll my R's. Don't be discriminatin', y'all! Except for the bit in parentheses, I could actually read and understand that! Wow, that's cool. Swedish is a very difficult to learn if your mother language is English. But you said you're a Dutch, so it would wouldn't surprise me that you could read and understand it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha! You thought you had beaten me, but for as I live in Holland, I go to a as to what we call a Gymnasium. A gymnasium, huh? I also go to a gymnasium. The reason I could understand that word is because it is spelled and means the exact same word in Swedish :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha! You thought you had beaten me, but for as I live in Holland, I go to a as to what we call a Gymnasium. Damn! We are equals at that, Gymnasium But, whilst we might be equals eloquence wise, you still don't have as many nicknames as I: Master Chief, Sierra, Sierra 117, 117, John, the Demon and many more! Haha! I will defeat you once and for all! A gymnasium, huh? I also go to a gymnasium. The reason I could understand that word is because it is spelled and means the exact same word in Swedish Oh, that's pretty cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 This is becoming a lot like what that other thread was. I need to get in on this. I mean I'm the most advanced one here! I got mini black holes in my suit and command an army of these dudes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 You don't even have a big visor so you can see properly! Also, what's that off button doing on your chestplate? And look at these boots, I don't even. Just look how it's done, my Mjölnir mk VII will kick your semi evil ass! Mjölnir? As in Thor's Hammer? Because I know that Mjölner is what we scandinavians call Thor's Hammer, at least in Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Mjölnir? As in Thor's Hammer? Because I know that Mjölner is what we scandinavians call Thor's Hammer, at least in Sweden. It's the most bad ass armor in the universe of HALO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 This is becoming a lot like what that other thread was. I need to get in on this. I mean I'm the most advanced on here! I got mini black holes in my suit and command an army of these dudes! But, do you have two fusion reactors mounted on your back? Do you have a huge orange visor? Or lots of nicknames? Or knowledge of the ancient Latin or Greek languages? Or for that matter even an Off button on your chest plate? I didn't think so. Besides, 117 whooped yow ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 It's the most bad ass armor in the universe of HALO! Wow, as a gamer, I should know that. I feel a bit ashamed over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Wow, as a gamer, I should know that. I feel a bit ashamed over here. Hehe, no need. Also, I just noticed the Promethean knights have little squiggly arms! Eww. Also, why didn't I notice that earlier? EDIT: Mjölnir? As in Thor's Hammer? Because I know that Mjölner is what we scandinavians call Thor's Hammer, at least in Sweden. That's probably where that name's inspired upon then ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 But, do you have two fusion reactors mounted on your back? Do you have a huge orange visor? Or lots of nicknames? Or knowledge of the ancient Latin or Greek languages? Or for that matter even an Off button on your chest plate? I didn't think so. Besides, 117 whooped yow ass. If I can lift and restrain a Spartan II and John for that matter I'd say I'm pretty epic. If it weren't for Cortona I would have whooped your ass! Edit: Damn :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 If I can lift and restrain a Spartan II and John for that matter I'd say I'm pretty epic. If it weren't for Cortona I would have whooped your ass! Edit: Damn Yeah, but with ifs and buts (buts... Haha) you couldn't save your life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Yeah, I actually do understand it. Aw, means I have to implement more Närpesisk into my writing. Jag vet att folk tror att Norge-Danmark-Sverige är lika, men inte gäller väl det för Finland? Det är väl den känlomässigt kalla stereotypen som gäller? Och som sagt, mitt modersmål är Finlandssvenska, så du behöver inte påpeka vad mitt användarnamn betyder på svenska :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 If I can lift and restrain a Spartan II and John for that matter I'd say I'm pretty epic. If it weren't for Cortona I would have whooped your ass! Edit: Damn Why the hell do you guys have got so many badass warriors? Imma Swede ya douches! I've got the Ikea Warriors, hot women riding on mooses, computer-nerds riding on segways, snowman-eating men, Amnesia: The Dark Decent monsters, Endermen, Enderdragon and Steve, Penumbra monsters, dalahorses, blodkorv and meatballs, The Swedish Chef, man-eating trees and homosexual people who are allowed to show it in public and... and... screw it. I'll leave the battle-thing to you guys. (All these things I wrote are facts and ridiculous things an American guy asked me about Sweden when I was in America a while ago) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Aw, means I have to implement more Närpesisk into my writing. Jag vet att folk tror att Norge-Danmark-Sverige är lika, men inte gäller väl det för Finland? Det är väl den känlomässigt kalla stereotypen som gäller? Och som sagt, mitt modersmål är Finlandssvenska, så du behöver inte påpeka vad mitt användarnamn betyder på svenska Jo, faktiskt. Det gäller för Finland också tydligen, tro det eller ej. Flera amerikanare sade att vi alla i Norden är samma folk till mig när jag var i Amerika. Fast det är klart, jag tror inte att de flesta amerikanare vet skillnaden på Skandinavien och Norden. Inget illa ment, ni amerikanare som kan läsa det här. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted April 2, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 2, 2013 Are you guys idiots? Stop this nonsense, post in Kitty jail with your hulaa baloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Munaus, he understands our dialect! We need a Närpesbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Are you guys idiots? Stop this nonsense, post in Kitty jail with your hulaa baloo Yes, I do believe that we are, in fact, idiots. Also, hulaa baloo sounds funny when spoken out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I hate being monolingual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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