Minecrafthater Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 My 11 year old son just got banned from the forums for not forming proper sentences. Sorry he is not as super intelligent as the moderators. Not sure if forming proper sentences was a requirement of the terms and conditions. User was banned for report function misuse Quote
Valkon Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Re: Moderator is a total loser My 11 year old son just got banned from the forums for not forming proper sentences. I imagine the super intelligent moderators of this sad excuse for a forum probably need help wiping their butts. Minecraft is SHITE!!! I lol'd Quote
Neowulf Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 My 11 year old son just got banned from the forums for not forming proper sentences. Sorry he is not as super intelligent as the moderators. Not sure if forming proper sentences was a requirement of the terms and conditions. Holy crap, that's it! Kaker! You can pay for the server costs by billing parents like this for babysitting their kids! Hourly would be a bit hard to keep track of, how about $1 a post? Overtime of $1.50 a post if the little shit posts more than 5 times an hour. Quote
Jay? Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 My 11 year old son just got banned from the forums for not forming proper sentences. Sorry he is not as super intelligent as the moderators. Not sure if forming proper sentences was a requirement of the terms and conditions. Give me the name of your "son"s account, so i can tell you exactly and explicitly every single thing he did wrong. EDIT: I won't be able to tell you if he did anything cumb like abuse the report system though. Just his public posts and whatnot. Quote
jimbanen25 Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 My 11 year old son just got banned from the forums for not forming proper sentences. Sorry he is not as super intelligent as the moderators. Not sure if forming proper sentences was a requirement of the terms and conditions. Just what do you think will be accomplished here? Do you think posting this will get your son's ban reversed? Let me answer that: No, it will not. It is just going to make you sound like a dickbag, which it did. Sorry. Quote
Valkon Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 EDIT: I won't be able to tell you if he did anything cumb like abuse the report system though. I will. Quote
Minecrafthater Posted March 31, 2012 Author Posted March 31, 2012 Not too worried about sounding like a 'dickbag' (what is that by the way, is your dick in a bag...probably a very small bag Quote
Synthetica Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 I lol'd Who didn't? Not too worried about sounding like a 'dickbag' (what is that by the way, is your dick in a bag...probably a very small bag Wait, what? Read the rules, they clearly explain that's a bag of dicks, not a dick in a bag... And last: is he hindos father or something? 'Cause most people that get banned just get "spawn killed"... Quote
Neowulf Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 [img width=800] Oh my It reported my post? I feel so special. Edit: I just noticed a personal message too, also calling me a cocksucker. The idea of surrogate parent "Mr Internet" actually costing extra to raise his kid for him must have been really scarey. Quote
Synthetica Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 It reported my post? I feel so special. I would feel special too! Quote
freakachu Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 hahahaha how messed up do you you have to be to rage on a forum because your 11 year old son was banned from it? amazing. Quote
Forum Administrators KakerMix Posted March 31, 2012 Forum Administrators Posted March 31, 2012 a personal message too, also calling me a cocksucker. :iceburn: Quote
DemonCrusher36 Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 And sir, what do you think you would get out of this? Just because hes a idiot and you come on and say that hes 11 wont get him unbanned, you have wasted your time and your now banned. Quote
Jay? Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 hahahaha how messed up do you you have to be to rage on a forum because your 11 year old son was banned from it? amazing. Protip, OP is the 11 year old kid who got banned. Quote
freakachu Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Protip, OP is the 11 year old kid who got banned. well, don't I look like a dumbass now. Quote
DemonCrusher36 Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Protip, OP is the 11 year old kid who got banned. Explains the title that doesnt make sense. Quote
jakj Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 The idea of surrogate parent "Mr Internet" actually costing extra to raise his kid for him must have been really scarey. You mean like they let the TV raise their kids? Quote
Synthetica Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Explains the title that doesnt make sense. Well he thinks he can reclaim his account by acting like his dad, of who we're all very afraid :smug: Quote
Forum Administrators KakerMix Posted March 31, 2012 Forum Administrators Posted March 31, 2012 Protip, OP is the 11 year old kid who got banned. Fuuuuuuccckk doooooooooooooooood now the secret is out! Quote
Beer Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Uuughhh. Jesus motherfucking christ. Like -any- parent would give a shit. I've got 2 kids and if they pulled this shit the only thing they'd be able to look up on the internet is Rick Astley Videos. Quote
DemonCrusher36 Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Uuughhh. Jesus motherfucking christ. Like -any- parent would give a shit. I've got 2 kids and if they pulled this shit the only thing they'd be able to look up on the internet is Rick Astley Videos. Has 2 kids. Has username called beer. Quote
Neowulf Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Has 2 kids. Has username called beer. And? The unofficial rite of passage for my extended family was sneaking a beer and one of uncle brian's hustlers when you turn 13. Boys and girls. Beer as a username is pretty damn tame. Quote
Beer Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Has 2 kids. Has username called beer. And? Let me know where you're going with this. Quote
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