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This thread is about posting Cheesy Jokes or pick-up lines you have used or heard so that other people can continue to annoy/entertain people with them. Who doesnt like a good mouse joke?

I'll start us off

Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!

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Bad pick up line (and set up):

1. Walk up behind person

2. fiddle with the back of the collar of their shirt.

3. When they ask you what you are doing, say:

I was just trying to read the label. I was right. It says "Made in Heaven"
Posted

Chemistry joke:

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman!

(For those who dont understand, In the Periodic table Sodium is "Na")

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Chemistry joke:

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman!

(For those who dont understand, In the Periodic table Sodium is "Na")

It's not very funny if you explain the joke at the end. :)

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"your CU"

"and i am TE"

together we are CUTE!

are you a waterbender? casue i am all wet

are you a firebender? cause it's getting hot in here

are you an earthbender? cause i am rock hard

are you an airbender? cause your beauty blows me away

there is my 5 corny jokes/pickup lines

give me time and i MAI come up with more (alright 6)

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Recently found this:

He is everywhere

In the heavens and the Earth

 

He makes the starts shine

yet He cannot be seen

 

He is noble, abundant

and fills the Universe

 

He can lift you into the sky

and bring you gently down

 

He can take many forms

 

He can help heal

He can help kill

 

He can help create

and He can help destroy

 

Praise be unto He

Helium 

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Two atoms of sodium walk down a sidewalk.

One says: "I think I lost an electron!"

The other replies: "Are you sure?"

And the first says: "I'm positive!"

real story: I once meet a woman with the name Catyon pronounced like cation. She had a tattoo of a circle with a '+' symbol in it. Made my day.

Posted

Recently found this:

He is everywhere

In the heavens and the Earth

 

He makes the starts shine

yet He cannot be seen

 

He is noble, abundant

and fills the Universe

 

He can lift you into the sky

and bring you gently down

 

He can take many forms

 

He can help heal

He can help kill

 

He can help create

and He can help destroy

 

Praise be unto He

Helium 

First chuckle of the thread, congratulations.

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First chuckle of the thread, congratulations.

I am in full agreement. I thought my little story of the woman was funny though... Maybe you just don't get it, or maybe you do and I just suck at jokes...

*Sobs in corner of room*

  • 5 months later...
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.

The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Posted

Two chemists go into a restaurant.

The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

If you're gonna necro you shouldn't copy-paste jokes.

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