Richs_Yard Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 This thread is about posting Cheesy Jokes or pick-up lines you have used or heard so that other people can continue to annoy/entertain people with them. Who doesnt like a good mouse joke? I'll start us off Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooseman9 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I hope this thread doesn't become a muenster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 27, 2013 Author Share Posted April 27, 2013 I prefer cheddar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dled Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Bad pick up line (and set up): 1. Walk up behind person 2. fiddle with the back of the collar of their shirt. 3. When they ask you what you are doing, say: I was just trying to read the label. I was right. It says "Made in Heaven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 28, 2013 Author Share Posted April 28, 2013 Lol. What does a nerd say to his crush? Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lol. What does a nerd say to his crush? Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. that sounds... painfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 Chemistry joke: Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman! (For those who dont understand, In the Periodic table Sodium is "Na") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooseman9 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Chemistry joke: Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman! (For those who dont understand, In the Periodic table Sodium is "Na") It's not very funny if you explain the joke at the end. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 which fruit has one barium and two sodiums? banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I would make a chemistry joke too, but they Argon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 When you're with me, I get a Boron-Oxygen-Nitrogen-Erbium reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 I created a beef addictive out of Iodine, calcium, nitrogen, hydrogen and arsenic. ICaNHAs Cheezburger? -Chemistry Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysharma Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your genes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 What do you do with a sick chemist? If you cant helium, and you cant curium then you might as well barium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymage! Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 "your CU" "and i am TE" together we are CUTE! are you a waterbender? casue i am all wet are you a firebender? cause it's getting hot in here are you an earthbender? cause i am rock hard are you an airbender? cause your beauty blows me away there is my 5 corny jokes/pickup lines give me time and i MAI come up with more (alright 6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Recently found this: He is everywhere In the heavens and the Earth He makes the starts shine yet He cannot be seen He is noble, abundant and fills the Universe He can lift you into the sky and bring you gently down He can take many forms He can help heal He can help kill He can help create and He can help destroy Praise be unto He Helium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Two atoms of sodium walk down a sidewalk. One says: "I think I lost an electron!" The other replies: "Are you sure?" And the first says: "I'm positive!" real story: I once meet a woman with the name Catyon pronounced like cation. She had a tattoo of a circle with a '+' symbol in it. Made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Recently found this: He is everywhere In the heavens and the Earth He makes the starts shine yet He cannot be seen He is noble, abundant and fills the Universe He can lift you into the sky and bring you gently down He can take many forms He can help heal He can help kill He can help create and He can help destroy Praise be unto He Helium First chuckle of the thread, congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 First chuckle of the thread, congratulations. I am in full agreement. I thought my little story of the woman was funny though... Maybe you just don't get it, or maybe you do and I just suck at jokes... *Sobs in corner of room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondeye83 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 NaCl NaOH If you don't get it, look at the locations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 NaCl NaOH If you don't get it, look at the locations how do sodium chloride and sodium hydroxide make a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondeye83 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 how do sodium chloride and sodium hydroxide make a joke? ones a base, one is a salt. The base is under a salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 This has turned into a chemistry pun thread... I dont mind it at all. I think its all Comedy Au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died. If you're gonna necro you shouldn't copy-paste jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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