IIT: We pretend as if we are in Dungeons and Dragons.

[KarthGuyThat]

Roll for Initiative!

Thirteen, I successfully create this thread without any complications.

[TheGuy]

Fourteen, I successfully troll this thread without any complications/bans/extra probations.

[NightKev]

Eh, sure, I've got nothing better to do.

1d20: 1

Our spawn is in the middle of an ocean with no end in sight, even with far render distance!

[KarthGuyThat]

h,sure,I'v got nthig bettr o do.

1d20:

ur spwn is in hmiddle of an ocea ith no e in sigh even withfar rnder disance!

Fiv on le spt chack, I horbly to qate yer poost as fumbly on keybord

one no wrthng thes post

[Torezu]

1d100: 2.

I spawn in the Nether over a giant lava lake.

[MephistosChan]

In the distance you see an enraged commoner shouting "Such and such a system was way better than D+D."

[Jay?]

Jay? activates "what the shit is this?". Rolls 4 d6, getting a roll of 21. Everyone is banned.

[Sgt_Dutchy]

Time to pull out my free everyone of the big Jay? card, and in the meantime killed a Ender Dragon.

[TheGuy]

I never played D&D, how do the dice work? :|

[Lear85]

I never played D&D, how do the dice work? :|

http://bit.ly/L0z7m7

[Jay?]

I never played D&D, how do the dice work? :|

Well, generally they have between 4 and 50 sides, and you hold several of them in one hand, shaking them. Then you let them go so that they roll around on the table. This is called "rolling the dice" the numbers indicated on the upturned face of each die is your result.

[Fireheart]

Wait 4 sides? Oh a triangular one.

[Jay?]

Wait 4 sides? Oh a triangular one.

There are also 3 sided die. My favorites though, are 2d6's. It's a large, clear D6 with a smaller solid colored d6 inside of it.

[miniboxer]

There are also 3 sided die. My favorites though, are 2d6's. It's a large, clear D6 with a smaller solid colored d6 inside of it.

that is so fucking awesome. Where can i get one of these?

roll 1d20

9!

A dire LMGTFY link jumps from the bushes!

[Jay?]

http://tablesaltgames.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-actually-review-type-of-damn-dice.html

[NightKev]

Wait, how do you even have a three-sided die? What kind of arcane magic goes into the construction of such a monstrosity?

[TheGuy]

A triangle?

Wait..

Something that's half a cube! (Since it has 6 sides)

[MephistosChan]

Wait, how do you even have a three-sided die? What kind of arcane magic goes into the construction of such a monstrosity?

Yep 3 sided die were basically prisms and it was just highly unlikely they'd lad on an end. There were even 2 sided die, some people called them 'coins'.

[TheGuy]

Actually, coins have 3 sides. (There's a 1/60000 chance it'll land on the "side")

[miniboxer]

Actually, coins have 3 sides. (There's a 1/60000 chance it'll land on the "side")

coins have infinite sides, they could land on the edge in any point on the circumference, of which there are infinite of.

[TheGuy]

Fine. "Faces" then.

[Lear85]

I roll 1d20. 6.

I roll 1d6. 5.

5*6 = 30

I roll 1d30. 30.

I made 3 successful consecutive rolls, none of which accomplished anything, and one of which includes a die that, to my knowledge, is uncommonly used.

[Brunswick]

Roll a Spot check.

1d20 = 20

You can see forever.

Roll a Disguise check.

1d20 = 20

You forget who you are. Roll a new character.

I fucking love my GM. Of course none of those are 'for srs', though, except when we had to kick out some munchkin kid. Literally, he was sixteen and built Pun-Pun, for fuck's sake.

[Turtlicious]

[Disregard this I'm an idiot]

[MephistosChan]

Yes, well, Uuuummmm.

At least you made me feel normal.