nedned2k

Let me just point out that you're going to have to do better than that. "Latest" isn't a java version, we can't be completely sure what exactly you mean. If you've gotten to the Mojang Screen, it's not a launcher bug. Your bug report isn't any help at all, in fact, it's not even a legitimate sentence. You've failed to tell us what you've tried and what exactly happened when it stopped working.

Are you sure that you have bought minecraft, and that you are using the correct username and password from when you did?

Procrastinators Unite!

:wtc: What is this I don't even.

I'll just put this here.... I'll have to admit, I'm not expecting much.

Xylord should be a moderator because blobfish. Do you need any other reason?

I'll be nice, and tell you to go use google....

Anyone wanna try HCFactions with me? (even though I'm the worst at pvp)

I don't think I can last much longer without "accidentally" creating a self-aware virus in SSP that slowly takes over the internet.

Yet, he's somehow the only current active leader of half the server.

JakeVH should be banned for being hypocritical. And he ate my cousin.

Much appreciated by more than just me, I'm sure.

In this case, the original poster, or you.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think most people can agree that using EE2 to get rich quick doesn't really take any effort at all, no matter what you do.

Try Posting a Bug Report.

Just a random sqiggle thing I drew at one point, when trying to come up with a logo for Nedco. I thought it looked pretty good, so I decided it was as good a choice as any other I would have probably come up with later.

This thread is either going to end very quickly or last long enough to be hilarious. Until then, *grabs popcorn*

Agreed, my SSP flatworld can't satiate my craving for much longer! And also, I made a thing.

I think mine's the most lazery. And also a perfect example of my skills of procrastination.

Alright, fine. lukeb28 is banned for attempting to have more glowingly bright eyes than me.

lukeb28 is banned for suggesting the banning of a Moderator

Woah there, you don't understand. We're not here to make an extensive tutorial for you in spite of the fact that simple enough ones exist, like the one I linked one of your previous threads. We're here to help you with specific problems. The tutorials are good enough, and if nobody wants to make an absolutely perfect one, you don't go continually posting that someone should, instead, you should do what you can with what you have and, failing that, ask for help, giving as much information on your problem as possible. A good way to start might be uploading your files to a file hosting thingie and letting someone have a look.

If he does, do I get second place for asking nicely?

Right, I think I'll just interject here to attempt my best to give help to the unhelpful OP First off, Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling are something that shouldn't be tossed out when inconvenient. Saying you have the "latest" version of windows doesn't help at all, because we're not entirely sure of what you think the latest one is. You could have Windows 7, and simply not heard that Windows 8 is available. Also, you're entire post says nothing useful about your problem, only that you run out of memory, which is such a common issue with minecraft that we can't even begin to decipher your root problem causing it without more information, which brings me to my last point that you didn't provide any system information besides your OS (if even that) and the amount of RAM you have. This is why you were ridiculed mercilessly. And then, you retaliated in an extremely aggressive manner, and didn't even bother to ask why you were being ridiculed, even when one of the ridiculers was a Moderator, who obviously has the title for a reason.

lukeb28 is banned for the suggestion of the mistreatment of an endangered species. The rare JakeVH would have been locked up inhumanely and forced to suffer an endless life of repopulation.