matthew mohwinkel New Member..

[racoon]

Hi... Im matthew mohwinkel newly join here..

Truly Yours :

matthew mohwinkel

[andrewdonshik]

Ok then? Didn't you already do this?

[freakachu]

amusingly, a google search reveals tons of posts on other forums that are exactly the same, some with the same username as this one. there is an ex-xerox executive with the same name and also some guy who apparently cheated on his fiance and then wife with some chick in LA and looks like a douche.

truly yours :

freakachu

[arjudka]

hello..matthew mohwinkel

Hello, Welcome to best internet marketing community network. Hope we can share each with others.

Keep in touch

arjudka

[freakachu]

hello..matthew mohwinkel

Hello, Welcome to best internet marketing community network. Hope we can share each with others.

Keep in touch

arjudka

aaand this guy has appeared on the same forums with a similar response. nice try, but not buying it.

[Jorcer]

aaand this guy has appeared on the same forums with a similar response. nice try, but not buying it.

[sarcasm] But he was just welcoming Mat to our "best internet marketing community network"! Why did you guys need to go and ban him? He was clearly just being friendly. [/sarcasm]

[Cheap Shot]

Is this some kind of gimmick? I dont get it. :psyduck:

[Jorcer]

Is this some kind of gimmick? I dont get it.

None of us do...

[Neowulf]

Oh please, it's quite obvious. China's communist party is trying to ensure the winner of the 2020 US presidential election is a chinese sleeper agent to ensure the smooth invasion of north america.

Hasn't anyone else connected the dots?

Don't worry though, I went out and bought a half dozen snickers bars, their plans are foiled.

[Jorcer]

Oh please, it's quite obvious. China's communist party is trying to ensure the winner of the 2020 US presidential election is a chinese sleeper agent to ensure the smooth invasion of north america.

Hasn't anyone else connected the dots?

Don't worry though, I went out and bought a half dozen snickers bars, their plans are foiled.

Thank god we have people with the wherewithal to see plots like this! What would we do without you Neo?

[Neowulf]

Thank god we have people with the wherewithal to see plots like this! What would we do without you Neo?

Be doomed to a life of running quaint little burger takeout shops in strip malls and gladiatorial calculus.

[Hushful]

gladiatorial calculus.

Is that when two calculus problems fight each other to the death in open arena combat?

[Neowulf]

No, you fight a lion in the arena and you don't get weapons or armor until you solve an equation.

Payback for all the "asians are good at math" jokes.

[Hushful]

At least I was close. I still don't see why people do this to forums though. It serves no purpose, no reason. Why would someone pay someone else to make some post or a bot to post inane drivel on random forums?

[MrFly]

Is that when two calculus problems fight each other to the death in open arena combat?

No that's the Hunger Calculus... Armature!

[LazDude2012]

You meant "amateur", methinks.

[MrFly]

You meant "amateur", methinks.

Hey go easy. English isn't my native language...

[LazDude2012]

I understand. You've learnt something new.

Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/

[MrFly]

I understand. You've learnt something new.

Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/

It's just ridiculously stupid. They think they are doing something but they aren't. The only thing they are doing is harming themselves by not being to be a part of these wonderful forums!

[Xylord]

I understand. You've learnt something new.

Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/

I know it's going to hurt, but... They're doing this exactly for what is happening right now. They want to make us waste calories pondering the meaning behind this spam. The only solution is probably to gruesomely exterminate this wannabee-bot-programmer.

[GreenWolf13]

I know it's going to hurt, but... They're doing this exactly for what is happening right now. They want to make us waste calories pondering the meaning behind this spam. The only solution is probably to gruesomely exterminate this wannabee-bot-programmer.

I'll go get the java program I made for an occasion such as this.

package botProgrammerDeath



import Antigravity

import Weapon

import Target



public static Weapon plasmaRifle = new Weapon(Plasma, Gun, 300, Lethal, InternetRelay, GreenWolf13, "plasmaRifle");



newTarget.targetSet(spamBot);

(not a fully fleshed out program, but you get the idea.)



And now the interface:

Plasma Rifle armed. You may fire when ready.



[FIRE] [ABORT]

[LazDude2012]

@greenwolf13 Loving the XKCD reference. I do more C# than Java myself.