racoon Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Hi... Im matthew mohwinkel newly join here.. Truly Yours : matthew mohwinkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewdonshik Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Ok then? Didn't you already do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 amusingly, a google search reveals tons of posts on other forums that are exactly the same, some with the same username as this one. there is an ex-xerox executive with the same name and also some guy who apparently cheated on his fiance and then wife with some chick in LA and looks like a douche. truly yours : freakachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjudka Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 hello..matthew mohwinkel Hello, Welcome to best internet marketing community network. Hope we can share each with others. Keep in touch arjudka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 hello..matthew mohwinkel Hello, Welcome to best internet marketing community network. Hope we can share each with others. Keep in touch arjudka aaand this guy has appeared on the same forums with a similar response. nice try, but not buying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorcer Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 aaand this guy has appeared on the same forums with a similar response. nice try, but not buying it. [sarcasm] But he was just welcoming Mat to our "best internet marketing community network"! Why did you guys need to go and ban him? He was clearly just being friendly. [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Is this some kind of gimmick? I dont get it. :psyduck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorcer Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Is this some kind of gimmick? I dont get it. None of us do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Oh please, it's quite obvious. China's communist party is trying to ensure the winner of the 2020 US presidential election is a chinese sleeper agent to ensure the smooth invasion of north america. Hasn't anyone else connected the dots? Don't worry though, I went out and bought a half dozen snickers bars, their plans are foiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorcer Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Oh please, it's quite obvious. China's communist party is trying to ensure the winner of the 2020 US presidential election is a chinese sleeper agent to ensure the smooth invasion of north america. Hasn't anyone else connected the dots? Don't worry though, I went out and bought a half dozen snickers bars, their plans are foiled. Thank god we have people with the wherewithal to see plots like this! What would we do without you Neo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Thank god we have people with the wherewithal to see plots like this! What would we do without you Neo? Be doomed to a life of running quaint little burger takeout shops in strip malls and gladiatorial calculus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hushful Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 gladiatorial calculus. Is that when two calculus problems fight each other to the death in open arena combat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 No, you fight a lion in the arena and you don't get weapons or armor until you solve an equation. Payback for all the "asians are good at math" jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hushful Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 At least I was close. I still don't see why people do this to forums though. It serves no purpose, no reason. Why would someone pay someone else to make some post or a bot to post inane drivel on random forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFly Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Is that when two calculus problems fight each other to the death in open arena combat? No that's the Hunger Calculus... Armature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 You meant "amateur", methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFly Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 You meant "amateur", methinks. Hey go easy. English isn't my native language... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I understand. You've learnt something new. Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFly Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I understand. You've learnt something new. Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/ It's just ridiculously stupid. They think they are doing something but they aren't. The only thing they are doing is harming themselves by not being to be a part of these wonderful forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I understand. You've learnt something new. Anyway, what. the. hell. Why would anyone spam forums with this? It's not even spam! :/ I know it's going to hurt, but... They're doing this exactly for what is happening right now. They want to make us waste calories pondering the meaning behind this spam. The only solution is probably to gruesomely exterminate this wannabee-bot-programmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I know it's going to hurt, but... They're doing this exactly for what is happening right now. They want to make us waste calories pondering the meaning behind this spam. The only solution is probably to gruesomely exterminate this wannabee-bot-programmer. I'll go get the java program I made for an occasion such as this. package botProgrammerDeath import Antigravity import Weapon import Target public static Weapon plasmaRifle = new Weapon(Plasma, Gun, 300, Lethal, InternetRelay, GreenWolf13, "plasmaRifle"); newTarget.targetSet(spamBot); (not a fully fleshed out program, but you get the idea.) And now the interface: Plasma Rifle armed. You may fire when ready. [FIRE] [ABORT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 @greenwolf13 Loving the XKCD reference. I do more C# than Java myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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