Jorcer Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 permakeller? [notaderail]And anyways, does anybody else here like yorkshire pudding[/notaderail] I actually just made roast beef and yorkshire pudding for my GF and her family
Xylord Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 I actually just made roast beef and yorkshire pudding for my GF and her family I made Epic Brownies Epic Guinea Fowl Stuffing Epic Cream-Caramel Epic Cranberry Sticky Squares Epic Tourtière Which one first? The recipe, that is.
nedned2k Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Did you just completely ignore my attempted Thread re-rail?
Torezu Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 You're going to use a double post that was due to my internet/browser glitching out against me? Fine then, doesn't count. No worries, it's not there any more.
Jorcer Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 I made Epic Brownies Epic Guinea Fowl Stuffing Epic Cream-Caramel Epic Cranberry Sticky Squares Epic Tourtière Which one first? The recipe, that is. Mmmmm... Brownies sound good... what would you recommend aside from the stuffing (you already gave me that recipe )
GreenWolf13 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Cream Caramel looks interesting. *noms on a cookie*
V00doocat Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Did you just completely ignore my attempted Thread re-rail? It was a valiant attempt. Complete fail, but a decent attempt non the less.
nedned2k Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 It was a valiant attempt. Complete fail, but a decent attempt non the less. It's the thought that counts.
miniboxer Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 don't worry, the original kitty jail was the definition of thread derailment. EXCESSIVE derailing is another thing.
Xylord Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 You guys are good, you catched on the two best ones... Very well, I'll let you on my legendary, passed from generation to generation brownie-that-comes-from-Middle-East. To be precise, my grand-grandmother was the first in the family to perfect it. But you have to know, it isn't one of those pussy brownies that are so sweet you feel like you're eating candy. No, it's a brownie that hits hard and deep. It's the brownie that will make you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the few divine seconds you let it melt in your mouth... Until you grab another one from the plate, to the desperation of those too slow to get proper portions. Here it goes! -You'll start with some fine-ass white flour, a cup of it. -One teacup of salt, and another of baking powder. -18 teacups of that bitchin' and beautiful cacao. -2 of the sexiest eggs in the box. -2/3 a cup of butter as fat as, uh, someone, but certainly not your MoM. -6 tablespoon of the best natural yogurt you can get your hands on. -Som of that delicious vanilla extract. Real vanilla is even better, but I never made brownies using it, so not sure how to handle it. -2 cups of them nutty walnuts. So, you start with sieving all this good flour, cacao and baking powder stuff in one of them bowl, and mix'em to make sure they're well incorporated in one another. Then, beat that butter into creamy submission, when it's really smooth, mix it with that sugar. Add the salt to the dry mix. Then, drop the bass butter in your mixing robot (Or in the range of your manly whisk). Add a bit of dry mix, a bit of yogurt, mix this shit, add a bit of dry mix, a bit of yogurt, mix this shit, and go on until you're out of both of them. Make sure the mix is perfectly smooth and homogeneous everytime before adding more, this step is the one that determines the orgasm-factor of the brownies. Add the eggs while you're at it, and keep this shit smooth.That's about when you add that vanilla stuff to taste, and also those nutty walnuts. Get a good rectangular plate and put get some of that waxed paper stuff all on it, and then UNLEASH THE BROWNIE MIX. Cook this shit. Restrain yourself from gorging yourself with them until family arrives!
Cheap Shot Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Derail a kitty jail? That's redundant. It's one big derail.
Lethosos Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 (Can't seem to find that derailed train one for some reason. This one was the closest related one I have.)
V00doocat Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 omg, I hadn't even realised kitty jail was no more. When did that happen ? I do pay attention, honest. :/ EDIT: A Christmas message. Imagine there's no drama It's easy if you try No nether below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people playing mods in peace. Imagine there's no launchers It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no BTW too Imagine all the people playing mods in peace. You may say I'm a gamer, but I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no Technic I wonder if you can No Feed the beast or Yogcast A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people sharing all the lootz you may say I'm a gamer, but I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will live as one. Merry Christmas. One and all.
MrFly Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 You guys are good, you catched on the two best ones... Very well, I'll let you on my legendary, passed from generation to generation brownie-that-comes-from-Middle-East. To be precise, my grand-grandmother was the first in the family to perfect it. But you have to know, it isn't one of those pussy brownies that are so sweet you feel like you're eating candy. No, it's a brownie that hits hard and deep. It's the brownie that will make you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the few divine seconds you let it melt in your mouth... Until you grab another one from the plate, to the desperation of those too slow to get proper portions. Here it goes! -You'll start with some fine-ass white flour, a cup of it. -One teacup of salt, and another of baking powder. -18 teacups of that bitchin' and beautiful cacao. -2 of the sexiest eggs in the box. -2/3 a cup of butter as fat as, uh, someone, but certainly not your MoM. -6 tablespoon of the best natural yogurt you can get your hands on. -Som of that delicious vanilla extract. Real vanilla is even better, but I never made brownies using it, so not sure how to handle it. -2 cups of them nutty walnuts. So, you start with sieving all this good flour, cacao and baking powder stuff in one of them bowl, and mix'em to make sure they're well incorporated in one another. Then, beat that butter into creamy submission, when it's really smooth, mix it with that sugar. Add the salt to the dry mix. Then, drop the bass butter in your mixing robot (Or in the range of your manly whisk). Add a bit of dry mix, a bit of yogurt, mix this shit, add a bit of dry mix, a bit of yogurt, mix this shit, and go on until you're out of both of them. Make sure the mix is perfectly smooth and homogeneous everytime before adding more, this step is the one that determines the orgasm-factor of the brownies. Add the eggs while you're at it, and keep this shit smooth.That's about when you add that vanilla stuff to taste, and also those nutty walnuts. Get a good rectangular plate and put get some of that waxed paper stuff all on it, and then UNLEASH THE BROWNIE MIX. Cook this shit. Restrain yourself from gorging yourself with them until family arrives! I was never a fan of nuts on my brownies/other dessert foods.
Xylord Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 I was never a fan of nuts on my brownies/other dessert foods. Yeah? Well, you know what? This is a cold and hard truth, but nuts were never fans of you either. Sorry if this cruel fact of life hurts your feelings.
Mooseman9 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Xylord, can you put down your delicious tastilicious recipe for Cream-Caramel? Mmmmm....
Jorcer Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Yeah? Well, you know what? This is a cold and hard truth, but nuts were never fans of you either. Sorry if this cruel fact of life hurts your feelings. Nuts are not a fan of my girlfriend... They try to kill her every time they meet!
MrFly Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Yeah? Well, you know what? This is a cold and hard truth, but nuts were never fans of you either. Sorry if this cruel fact of life hurts your feelings. Actually I love nuts. Walnuts are my favorite.
okamikk Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Actually I love nuts. Walnuts are my favorite. however, nuts hold a deep hatred for your very existence ;)
poryy Posted December 25, 2012 Posted December 25, 2012 On the IC2 forum... i was making noob brownies. RECIPE: 1 noob 3 posts about FTB being better than technic 4 shattered lightning rods 7 cups of HAYO! And a single post from alblaka.... Cook it for 3 hours in the hell that Flowerchild will go to... Now they are ready to serve Give them to your cat for an instameme! Anything awesome will grow even more awesome! Anything evil will shrivel up and die! Instant nicelisting! Only 2 stacks of UU-matter each!
okamikk Posted December 25, 2012 Posted December 25, 2012 <recipe snip> but.. i don't wanna shrivel up and die!
GreenWolf13 Posted December 25, 2012 Posted December 25, 2012 ...the hell that dong princess will go to... Would that be my home state of Arizona? Where you can vaporize an egg on the sidewalk. At night. In the middle of winter.
poryy Posted December 25, 2012 Posted December 25, 2012 Would that be my home state of Arizona? Where you can vaporize an egg on the sidewalk. At night. In the middle of winter. Nope, have him locked in a heat-conductive cell chained to the floor in the middle of summer in Arizona.
spartanyanni Posted December 25, 2012 Posted December 25, 2012 Nope, have him locked in a heat-conductive cell chained to the floor in the middle of summer in Arizona. I need that link
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