Xylord Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 I wouldn't be able to wish for bad things to happen. The first wish for nothing bad to happen would prevent me from doing so! Plus who would get sick of bad things not happening? What is this a 90's cartoon? I'll wish it again so someone else can try. My wish was perfect fools! You wish to be me but then there are two, and there can be only one. We fight to the death and destroy each other. (this of course happens in a different reality where I didn't wish for nothing bad to happen.) I wish for nothing bad to happen! Nothing bad happens. You eventually die painlessly, happy, and surrounded by a loving family. Your seed inherits your extensive wealth and they grow to become as successful and happy as you, since nothing bad ever happens. Since nothing bad happens, there is no more wars, and humanity manages to continue evolving to attain the next level of civilization. We colonize other planets, and eventually, other stellar systems. As we look for ways to achieve inter-galactic transport, the humanity thrives in an ever-lasting gold era, since nothing bad ever happens. Through technology and the immense sources of energy we can harness thanks to it, we can use nearly infinite calculating power, and we fuse this calculating power with our own minds to become surreal beings, infinitely intelligent, and living another kind of living experience than ours. As humanity continues on it's perfect path toward the ultimate living form, the eons pass one after the others, and millenias become millions, and millions become billions. The big crush, the gravitational end of the universe arrives nigh. As humanity finally fuses into a perfect, purely mind based, form less, non-physical common mind and reaches the ultimate, last revelations the universe was hiding from us, all the matter and anti matter, the time itself implodes and finally compresses itself into a new original singularity. As the Big Bang 2.0 expands, is born a universe where... I am Batman. Except my parents weren't murdered, and there aren't criminals to chase, since nothing bad happens. I wish to have a hat like Cheap's. Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted January 5, 2013 Moderators Posted January 5, 2013 I wish for nothing bad to happen! Wish Granted! Nothing bad ever happens, no wars, no struggle, no political incorrectness, no religious persecution. Everyone lives happy with eachother, no hatred, no bigotry, no racism or sexism. FlowerChild steps away from the modding scene, BWF comes out and everyone is happy. Since nobody is arguing the P.A.I.N.S is collecting dust and gets forgotten... Since people stopped being mean, the whalebox becomes nothing but a faint memory... Mods have to lay down their banhammers, nobody breaks the rules anymore... Simpleguy cried and buried his hammer... it was not needed anymore. FTB and Technic started working together and made a launcher in unison... The MCForums is shaped up and people start posting like civilised human beings... There is no difference now in Technic, FTB, BTW or MCforums. They are all the same... Edit. FUCK! ninja'd 8 mins by blobfish.. Quote
Xylord Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Wish Granted! Nothing bad ever happens, no wars, no struggle, no political incorrectness, no religious persecution. Everyone lives happy with eachother, no hatred, no bigotry, no racism or sexism. dong princess steps away from the modding scene, BWF comes out and everyone is happy. Since nobody is arguing the P.A.I.N.S is collecting dust and gets forgotten... Since people stopped being mean, the whalebox becomes nothing but a faint memory... Mods have to lay down their banhammers, nobody breaks the rules anymore... Simpleguy cried and buried his hammer... it was not needed anymore. FTB and Technic started working together and made a launcher in unison... The MCForums is shaped up and people start posting like civilised human beings... There is no difference now in Technic, FTB, BTW or MCforums. They are all the same... Edit. FUCK! ninja'd 8 mins by blobfish.. And I must say my proposition is quite more complete than yours. ;) Quote
Cheap Shot Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 And I must say my proposition is quite more complete than yours. Yeah, and also, if nothing bad ever happened then we could retire Technic. Mojang would put out an update that would make vanilla actually good. :downsrim: Quote
BurningCake Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Yeah, and also, if nothing bad ever happened then we could retire Technic. Mojang would put out an update that would make vanilla actually good. HEYO Saying that, I wish for someone to explain the concept of this mysteriously elusive HEYO/HAYO. Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Yeah, and also, if nothing bad ever happened then we could retire Technic. Mojang would put out an update that would make vanilla actually good. HEYO Wait, so nothing bad ever happening in this case means nothing good ever don't happen? Also, if nothing bad ever happens, doesn't that mean terrorist cults will take over the world, since that not happening would be bad for them? Quote
theprolo Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 I wish to have a hat like Cheap's. Your wish gets granted, but the person granting it gives you the wrong Cheap's hat, and you get the rotten, moudling hat of an old homeless person instead. I wish that I could program reality! Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Granted but you are terrible at coding. I wish for real life sonic screwdriver. Quote
BurningCake Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Granted but you are terrible at coding. I wish for real life sonic screwdriver. The extreme vibration from the sonic motor makes your hand spontaneously explode. I wish I could be good at first person shooters. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You feel the need to grab your mother's legally owned assault rifle, shoot her in the face, walk to the school and... oh hang on, too soon? I wish for a money printer. Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 People find out about the printer and an angry mob tears you apart. I wish for a bowl of mämmi. Quote
BurningCake Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You get your bowl of mämmi, then your mommy emerges from the mämmi. <--That make absolutely no sense. And no, I didn't bother to look mämmi up. I wish I had a christmas hat on my avatar (the tree). Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 I give you the pic, which turns out to be a long drawn GIF which turns into a picture of you covered in mämmi. I wish for TWO bowls of mämmi. Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You get your two bowls of mämmi but some one poisoned one of them and you don't know which one. I wish for a small airtight container containing cured shark. Quote
M-C Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You get your two bowls of mämmi but some one poisoned one of them and you don't know which one. I wish for a small airtight container containing cured shark. The shark turns out to be a hacker creeper and hacks the computer lock of the container, blowing you up afterwards. Wish: I wish for no more mime's Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 The shark turns out to be a hacker creeper and hacks the computer lock of the container, blowing you up afterwards. Why would I use a computer lock on a container for food? Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 A grammar nazi finds out about your wish and brutally murders you while shouting grammatical slurs. I wish for another wish. Quote
M-C Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Why would I use a computer lock on a container for food? You wanted an airtight container, I gave you an airtight container... Except this one has a computer lock . Because I granted you the wish ^.^. Wish: no more mimes Kocken: You get another wish, but you're only allowed to use this one to summon a mutant enderman. And if you don't, the wish will come to life as an abomination and kill you! Quote
JakeVH Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Wish: no more mimes Every mime on the planet disappears in an instant. The families mourn their passing and vow to kill whoever did this. They hire Jorcer (Ahem, hacker viking on subway bench) to hack into your house and kill you. With an axe. Hacking. I wish that anyone could mod their Minecraft by just thinking up a mod, and it would be instantly installed on their Minecraft (not anyone else's Minecrafts though). Quote
M-C Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 Every mime on the planet disappears in an instant. The families mourn their passing and vow to kill whoever did this. They hire Jorcer (Ahem, hacker viking on subway bench) to hack into your house and kill you. With an axe. Hacking. I wish that anyone could mod their Minecraft by just thinking up a mod, and it would be instantly installed on their Minecraft (not anyone else's Minecrafts though). *NSFW*(probably) A lot of +- 13 year olds think of porn mods for Minecraft, this fills their PC with these mods. They decide to share the mods with their Minecrafter friends. Some end up getting leaked on MCF. Later on onto smaller websites. Eventually all MC related websites are filled with porn mods. I wish for... A normal package of lemon juice nothing bad can happen with. Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You are now allergic to lemons. I wish for a large sum of money. Quote
JakeVH Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 I wish for... A normal package of lemon juice nothing bad can happen with. You get your package of lemon juice, and for 5 minutes nothing bad happens. It's the middle of summer, so you decide to take a drink of your juice. Because nothing bad can happen with it, it is the most delicious tasting lemon juice in the world (without being addicting). You end up finishing it within a few seconds, and once you do you realize what you've done. The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes down and wraps you in His noodly appendage, then throws you into space. I guess you shouldn't have finished off that juice. I wish that people wouldn't snipe me while typing :/ Quote
M-C Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You are now allergic to lemons. I wish for a large sum of money. A pyromaniac sets your house on fire, the money burns so the fire can't be put out anymore by the firemen. JakeVH: instead of sniping they decide to go akimbo striker, spawnkilling you all the time (I had to) My wish: for this wish not to get corrupted. Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 You have no wishes left. I wish for the secret behind immortality. Quote
Mooseman9 Posted January 5, 2013 Posted January 5, 2013 I wish for the secret behind immortality. You learn the secret, but immediately die afterward, before you can put it in place. I wish I was the orange king. Quote
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