Most Amusing... and a little disturbing.

[RalphRoberts]

I have recently come to a realisation about my reasons for being here. I only come here to laugh at the uh, less "mentally gifted" among us, and don't actually help people with stuff anymore as I used to. Not necessarily here, I never really help anyone on the internet with anything anymore.

Not that I come here to be mean or anything like that, I just like to stand on the sidelines and laugh as one "I don't have time for rules!" noob after another gets flamed and banned for, well, not reading the rules.

My point in writing this is to ask how many others come here more for laughs and mockery, rather than to actually help people with their (legitimate) problems.

[theprolo]

I do both. I laugh at people, but if I can help with a bug, I usually do it.

[freakachu]

mockery. lots, and lots of mockery.

edit: I also come here for great deals on ugg boots. but don't tell anyone that.

[okamikk]

mockery. lots, and lots of mockery.

edit: I also come here for great deals on ugg boots. but don't tell anyone that.

really? i come here for great deals on life counseling

but yeah, i mostly do stupid shit (hopefully less of this) and laugh at anyone and anything, i also occaisionally deliver help veiled by copious amounts of sarcasm

[The_DarthMoogle]

I have a rule of not helping those that won't help themselves.

Other than that, troll away!

[BurningCake]

Helping? What is this "helping" you speak of? It seems not to be in my vocabulary? Perhaps you mean "sarcastically assisting in morons' problems"?

[Sourpowerpete]

Helping? What is this "helping" you speak of? It seems not to be in my vocabulary? Perhaps you mean "sarcastically assisting in morons' problems"?

That's probably it.

[Cheap Shot]

cheap ugg boots

[dragonshardz]

Cheap Shot, do you happen to know where I can get a pair of cheap Ugg boots? All these spam threads have utterly convinced me that cheap Ugg boots are superior to any kind of footwear in existence and I absolutely must have a pair or twelve.

Do you happen to have a slightly dodgy link to an online store where I can buy cheap Ugg boots? I'm so very desperate for the superior form of footwear to grace my unworthy feet that I will risk death, dismemberment, and identity theft (not to mention the potential ruination of my credit rating) for a pair.

[Cheap Shot]

Im sorry. I didn't think it through. We implemented spam counter measures...the ugg boot threads...they started to dwindle. Now it's too late. All too late to realize that maybe we did want cheap ugg boots. It's what we wanted all along.

[dragonshardz]

No, Cheap Shot, tell me it's not true! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE! Where will I get my cheap Ugg boots from now? WHERE, I ask you, WHERE?

[Neowulf]

Get ahold of yourself man! The deed is done and we cannot change the past, no matter how hard we try.

But we cannot allow ourselves to fall into self pity, we cannot dwell on the past and our shame. We must pick ourselves up and push forward. We must press on, not just for ourselves, but for the rest of the world world, for the future, and for the memory of Cheap Ugg Boots!

[The_DarthMoogle]

They will be back. It was prophesied in the book of Karbala.

[dragonshardz]

Get ahold of yourself man! The deed is done and we cannot change the past, no matter how hard we try.

But we cannot allow ourselves to fall into self pity, we cannot dwell on the past and our shame. We must pick ourselves up and push forward. We must press on, not just for ourselves, but for the rest of the world world, for the future, and for the memory of Cheap Ugg Boots!

Oh. Okay then.

Go home everyone, I'll need those pitchforks and torches back. Thanks.