althalus1337 Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. Quote
okamikk Posted February 25, 2013 Posted February 25, 2013 yo mamma is so ugly that, when she went to an ugly contest they turned her away, saying no professionals allowed Quote
Industrial Miner Posted February 25, 2013 Posted February 25, 2013 Your momma is so fat, that when a truck hit her, the truck bounced back. Quote
RalphRoberts Posted February 25, 2013 Posted February 25, 2013 Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that the voice ona phone is a tiny person living inside it! Quote
vitorsly Posted March 2, 2013 Posted March 2, 2013 Yo Momma so stupid, she thaught sparklefarts mod was real. Quote
Industrial Miner Posted March 2, 2013 Posted March 2, 2013 Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't even fit in the luggage space in the airplane. Quote
Adlersch Posted March 2, 2013 Posted March 2, 2013 Your mother is so massive that her gravitational force exceeds that of the sun, calculated at 2 meters from its core. Quote
miniboxer Posted March 2, 2013 Posted March 2, 2013 Yo Mamma's so SHORT, she hang glides on DORITOS. Quote
althalus1337 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Yo Mamma's so tall, she has to duck to let the moon go by. Quote
lukeb28 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Posted March 3, 2013 Yo Mamma's arm pit is so harry I though she had Chewbacca in a head lock! Quote
Industrial Miner Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Yo momma's farts smell so bad, an international alarm goes off when she is about to fart. Quote
Kocken926 Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 Yo mamma's so fat that the velocity of the particles her mass attracts is greater than the speed of light! Quote
Industrial Miner Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 Yo momma is so fat, she makes Snooki look like an amateur. Quote
miniboxer Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 YO MAMAS so OLD, that when I told her to act her age, SHE DIED. Quote
lukeb28 Posted March 9, 2013 Author Posted March 9, 2013 Yo Mama is so OLD, She sat behind Jesus in the third grade! Quote
Lethosos Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Yo momma's so mean, those honey badgers do care! Quote
Sev Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 Yo momma's so mean, those honey badgers do care! I love honey Badgers. Your momma's so dumb I lost my joke looking at her (That was horrible.) Quote
Trent Nixon Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 Yo momma's so fat that when she walked into weight watchers they said sorry we don't do miracles. Quote
GreenWolf13 Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 Yo mama's so slow, she makes Minecraft look fast! Quote
SPGold Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 Yo mama is so fat she is currently drawing everything in the universe towards her! Quote
Lethosos Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 ...you hurt Minecraft's feelings, Green. It's crying in the corner now. Yo momma's so slow I swear I saw a sloth evolve. Quote
halo_2554 Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 yo mama's so dumb, she think MCforums have good moderating policies HAHAHA. No. not funny at all Quote
halo_2554 Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 YO MAMA is so fat, and I mean SOOOOOO fat, that on a chart the only Mamal bigger than the largest type of whale is her Quote
halo_2554 Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Yo Mama such a fail, she tripped on a cordless phone! thats a great one im gonna take notes It's too bad that Yo Mama is too stupid to write. Quote
Valerie Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. :downsbravo: Quote
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