althalus1337 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 yo mamma is so ugly that, when she went to an ugly contest they turned her away, saying no professionals allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Your momma is so fat, that when a truck hit her, the truck bounced back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that the voice ona phone is a tiny person living inside it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Yo Momma so stupid, she thaught sparklefarts mod was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't even fit in the luggage space in the airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Your mother is so massive that her gravitational force exceeds that of the sun, calculated at 2 meters from its core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Yo Mamma's so SHORT, she hang glides on DORITOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
althalus1337 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Yo Mamma's so tall, she has to duck to let the moon go by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Yo Mamma's arm pit is so harry I though she had Chewbacca in a head lock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Yo momma's farts smell so bad, an international alarm goes off when she is about to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo mamma's so fat that the velocity of the particles her mass attracts is greater than the speed of light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo momma is so fat, she makes Snooki look like an amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 YO MAMAS so OLD, that when I told her to act her age, SHE DIED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yo Mama is so OLD, She sat behind Jesus in the third grade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yo momma's so mean, those honey badgers do care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Yo momma's so mean, those honey badgers do care! I love honey Badgers. Your momma's so dumb I lost my joke looking at her (That was horrible.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent Nixon Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Yo momma's so fat that when she walked into weight watchers they said sorry we don't do miracles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Yo mama's so slow, she makes Minecraft look fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPGold Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Yo mama is so fat she is currently drawing everything in the universe towards her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 ...you hurt Minecraft's feelings, Green. It's crying in the corner now. Yo momma's so slow I swear I saw a sloth evolve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo_2554 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 yo mama's so dumb, she think MCforums have good moderating policies HAHAHA. No. not funny at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo_2554 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 YO MAMA is so fat, and I mean SOOOOOO fat, that on a chart the only Mamal bigger than the largest type of whale is her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo_2554 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Yo Mama such a fail, she tripped on a cordless phone! thats a great one im gonna take notes It's too bad that Yo Mama is too stupid to write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. :downsbravo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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