lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Post your best Yo Mamas here to give a good laugh! Take nothing to heart and lets keep it down to one joke per post to keep it going for a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'll start. Yo Mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside she left with a spoon and a bowl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo mama's so fat! We're all very concerned about her health. She should go consult a dietetist, being overweight so can give cardiovascular problems and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Courtesy of Xkcd: (the last one was cropped from this comic: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dled Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Your Mama is so fat that when she went swimming at the beach, Britain claimed Her as a colony. Then the whales swam up next to her and started singing "We. Are. Family! Even though your bigger than me!" That's really the only one I properly remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeVH Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You mama's so smelly she made a skunk bathe in tomato juice. (I was putting down a lot more until I remembered the limit.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo Mama such a fail, she tripped on a cordless phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo Mama so stupid, that she's stupid! EDIT: like this post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jharii Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You leave my momma outta this, and I'll leave THIS outta your momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car Yo momma's so fat and stupid she only knows three letters: K, F and C Yo momma's so fat that the sun orbits her Yo momma's so ugly she forced a mirror factory on the other side of the world to go out of business by looking down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 lets keep it down to one joke per post to keep it going for a while! Try again prolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma's so greasy she uses bacon as bandages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma is so stupid, that zombies won't even bother to eat her 'brains'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 YO MAMAS so FAT, that she wears two watches, one on each wrist. for EACH TIME ZONE SHE IS IN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Yo Mama SOOOOO FAT, It takes 3 buses, 2 planes, 6 trains, and a taxi ride to get to her good side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 yo mama's so dumb, she think MCforums have good moderating policies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Yo mama's so stupid, she got run over by a submarine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanceHinely Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE NEED A TWO BY FOUR TO FEED HER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Yo Mama So fat, when she's wearing a red rain jacket every one around her starts saying: "Hey Cool Aid!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yo Mama so fat, when she put on a yellow shirt the sun said "I quit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yo momma's so fat she has two area codes--one for each buttcheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazDude2012 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yo mamma's so stupid she birthed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 yo mammas SO FAT, that she was arrested for carrying ten pounds of CRACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Ok, I'm going to try again Yo momma's so fat, when she walked past my house I didn't see the sun for 10 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 yo mamma's so stupid, she thinks that the closest star to earth is proxima centauri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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