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Your Mama is so fat that when she went swimming at the beach, Britain claimed Her as a colony. Then the whales swam up next to her and started singing

"We. Are. Family! Even though your bigger than me!"

That's really the only one I properly remember.

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Yo momma's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo momma's so fat and stupid she only knows three letters: K, F and C

Yo momma's so fat that the sun orbits her

Yo momma's so ugly she forced a mirror factory on the other side of the world to go out of business by looking down

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