planetguy Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 You receive an abacus. I wish it wasn't so late. Quote
theprolo Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 You're approximately 6.6 billion years early. A large, fat dinosaur sits on you, crippling you for life. I wish for a bet dinosaur-cat hybrid which doesn't harm anyone and is cute and fluffy and awesome Quote
lukeb28 Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 You bet this creature in a gambling match and lose. I wish for the ability to sleep in today. (Already can't) Quote
jonjon1234 Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Because you can't, your wish is for an unwishable thing. Notch has banned you from Minecraft. GG. I wish I could use tables/arrays efficiently in Computercraft Programs. (Being one of the Wiki team, I should know. But I don't.) Quote
planetguy Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 You can use tables efficiently in Computercraft. Everyone wonders what on earth dan200 was thinking when he added furniture to his computer mod. I wish I had the part I need. Quote
okamikk Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 You can use tables efficiently in Computercraft. Everyone wonders what on earth dan200 was thinking when he added furniture to his computer mod. I wish I had the part I need. you get the part you need.... flying towards your head at 1230m/s i wish i had the omniwrench IRL Quote
Epikos1994 Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Omniwrench gets removed in new update... I wish for some1 to post below me! (HAHA! thread killer!! nah im not that evil) I wish for a koala! Quote
HeroGabe Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 Your wish made you AND the universe explode and implode, aswell as collapse at the same time, it even turned you into nothing! Quote
shaaaa Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 Koalas are the main cause of death in australia. I wish for the peace in the world i had lut of money Quote
theprolo Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 The universe freezes for 9 hours trying to work out what "lut of money" is. Eventually, it decides that you must want an infectious disease which paralyses you for life, puts you in constant pain and makes you immortal. I wish I had a basement with a living alien in it. In Australia. Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 The alien turns out to be "Alien" and impregnates you with it's babies. I wish I actually had a wish to wish. EDIT: Also, Necro much? Quote
okamikk Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 you get a wish to which but you cannot wish the wish because you already wished your wish away to get your current wish. I wish for a Magic ShortSword of Dexterity+99, and the ability to use it effectively, in real life. Quote
shaaaa Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 What would you do with so much dexterity ? ¬.¬ Quote
okamikk Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 What would you do with so much dexterity ? ¬.¬ i would do all the things and everybody would be walking around naked without noticing their clothes disapeared along with all of their valuables. that and i would utillise it to enhance my mobillity to the utmost degree. dexterity is fun. Quote
planetguy Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 You are so dextrous that you get in the habit of stealing everything. You accidentally steal the black hole from the center of the galaxy, which then sucks you in. RIP Okamikk Jan 1, 1900 - Jun 11, 2013 I wish it was my birthday. Quote
okamikk Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 congratulations! you have just been born! I wish i knew how I managed to steal a black hole... Quote
HeroGabe Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You became a black hole and destroyed the planet. I wish I had a Computer with 0.000000000000000000000000001 Bytes of Ram that runs Windows 3.1 Quote
lukeb28 Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You get a potato. I wish for summer to come faster here in Canada!!!!! Quote
planetguy Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 Summer already arrives at the speed of light, in the form of sunlight. Therefore, you have asked to have a law of physics repealed, and by this have the universe destroyed. I wish I was more focused on my Minecraft modding things. Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You are, but you forget about everything else and starve to death. I wish I got a higher score on my exams. Quote
okamikk Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 you get a higher score in your breathing and existing exams. i wish i could control my newfound black hole transforming powers. Quote
planetguy Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You learn to control your powers. However, since power corrupts you become an evil planetary dictator and everyone hates your guts. You commit suicide because of how unpopular you are. I wish I had something better to do in Minecraft than just build a huge portal lattice. Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You do, but then you become so consumed in what you are doing, you forget to eat and starve. I wish I had better wish corrupt(ions?) Quote
okamikk Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 You learn to control your powers. However, since power corrupts you become an evil planetary dictator and everyone hates your guts. You commit suicide because of how unpopular you are. I wish I had something better to do in Minecraft than just build a huge portal lattice. planet =.= you should kee the stuff that happens in the corruptions consistent with the person who's wish is getting corrupted personalities =.= You do, but then you become so consumed in what you are doing, you forget to eat and starve. I wish I had better wish corrupt(ions?) you learn to corrupt wishes better, but you accidentally corrupt your own wish of having better corruption powers so it all gets nullified. i wish for a very large group of enemies to apear around me. Quote
Chanku Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 They do, but they are stronger than you are so they kill you. I wish I had cat ears, and a cat tail. Quote
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