lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Post your best Yo Mamas here to give a good laugh! Take nothing to heart and lets keep it down to one joke per post to keep it going for a while!
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Posted February 14, 2013 I'll start. Yo Mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside she left with a spoon and a bowl!
Xylord Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Yo mama's so fat! We're all very concerned about her health. She should go consult a dietetist, being overweight so can give cardiovascular problems and such.
GreenWolf13 Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Courtesy of Xkcd: (the last one was cropped from this comic: )
Dled Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Your Mama is so fat that when she went swimming at the beach, Britain claimed Her as a colony. Then the whales swam up next to her and started singing "We. Are. Family! Even though your bigger than me!" That's really the only one I properly remember.
JakeVH Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 You mama's so smelly she made a skunk bathe in tomato juice. (I was putting down a lot more until I remembered the limit.)
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Posted February 14, 2013 Yo Mama such a fail, she tripped on a cordless phone!
RalphRoberts Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Yo Mama so stupid, that she's stupid! EDIT: like this post!
Jharii Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 You leave my momma outta this, and I'll leave THIS outta your momma.
theprolo Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car Yo momma's so fat and stupid she only knows three letters: K, F and C Yo momma's so fat that the sun orbits her Yo momma's so ugly she forced a mirror factory on the other side of the world to go out of business by looking down
lukeb28 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Posted February 14, 2013 lets keep it down to one joke per post to keep it going for a while! Try again prolo.
Lethosos Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma's so greasy she uses bacon as bandages!
Industrial Miner Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Yo momma is so stupid, that zombies won't even bother to eat her 'brains'.
miniboxer Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 YO MAMAS so FAT, that she wears two watches, one on each wrist. for EACH TIME ZONE SHE IS IN.
lukeb28 Posted February 15, 2013 Author Posted February 15, 2013 Yo Mama SOOOOO FAT, It takes 3 buses, 2 planes, 6 trains, and a taxi ride to get to her good side!
okamikk Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 yo mama's so dumb, she think MCforums have good moderating policies
RalphRoberts Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Yo mama's so stupid, she got run over by a submarine!
ChanceHinely Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE NEED A TWO BY FOUR TO FEED HER.
lukeb28 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Posted February 18, 2013 Yo Mama So fat, when she's wearing a red rain jacket every one around her starts saying: "Hey Cool Aid!"
RalphRoberts Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Yo Mama so fat, when she put on a yellow shirt the sun said "I quit"
Lethosos Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Yo momma's so fat she has two area codes--one for each buttcheek!
miniboxer Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 yo mammas SO FAT, that she was arrested for carrying ten pounds of CRACK!
theprolo Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Ok, I'm going to try again Yo momma's so fat, when she walked past my house I didn't see the sun for 10 days!
okamikk Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 yo mamma's so stupid, she thinks that the closest star to earth is proxima centauri
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