Sev Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 They used to call trampolines jumpolines before your mama jumped on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 The dinosaurs used to live on our planet until yo momma crashed onto them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knyne118 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Yo' Mams so stupid, she drowned in the carpool lane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Thy mother is so overweight, she is often mistaken for a lady of great wealth and fortune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epikos1994 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Yo´mamas so ugly she went to a ugly competition and they said they dont accept profesionals. Yo´mamas so dumb, I told her to watch my tortoise and it escaped. Yo´mamas so dumb, when the doctors told her to change you... she came back with another baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Yo´mamas so ugly she went to a ugly competition and they said they dont accept profesionals. yo mamma is so ugly that, when she went to an ugly contest they turned her away, saying no professionals allowed dude... learn to read other posts before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Yo´mamas so ugly she went to a ugly competition and they said they dont accept profesionals. Yo´mamas so dumb, I told her to watch my tortoise and it escaped. Yo´mamas so dumb, when the doctors told her to change you... she came back with another baby. And another rule was one joke per post. Just to keep it going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Don't worry, just post again later as if it never happened Worked for me Also, Yo momma's so hairy she nearly got killed when Chewie mistook her for his mum and bear hugged her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Yo mamma's so much cleva, she's so much smarta, but she's too fat to scratch her own back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Yo mama so ugly she killed this thread just by looking at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Yo mama is soo huge, you'll feel like a tiny young baby! (looking at you luke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Yo mama so ugly, she was made leader of the zombie horde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymage! Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 got a couple starcraft related one(s) yo mama so dumb she takes financial advice from an investor yo mama so fat she is armored and massive yo mama so fat it takes 2 mass recalls to get her back to a nexus yo mama so fat when she walks into a room everyone yells "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED" yo mama so fat that time warp doesn't effect her you mama so fat that she crushes forcefeilds without being a "massive" unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 got a couple starcraft related one(s) yo mama so dumb she takes financial advice from an investor yo mama so fat she is armored and massive yo mama so fat it takes 2 mass recalls to get her back to a nexus yo mama so fat when she walks into a room everyone yells "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED" yo mama so fat that time warp doesn't effect her you mama so fat that she crushes forcefeilds without being a "massive" unit. The first one isn't really SC related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooseman9 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 yo mama so fat when she walks into a room everyone yells "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED" I fell out of my chair on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymage! Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 The first one isn't really SC related. please tell me how that isn't Starcraft related EDIT: DERP, was thinking of the pun between investors and infestors..... I fell out of my chair on that one. yo mama is so dumb she thought that Chasper lived in a ghost Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 please tell me how that isn't Starcraft related EDIT: DERP, was thinking of the pun between investors and infestors..... yo mama is so dumb she thought that Chasper lived in a ghost Academy you put "investor", not "infestor"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scar Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymage! Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yo mama so fat Blizzard had to nerf her twice just so she could fit through the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yo mama so fat Blizzard had to nerf her twice just so she could fit through the door. oooh.. fuckin' burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Yo momma is so stupid, she thought the cops were food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Yo momma's so dumb that they had to make a separate whale box for her forum posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appollo Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Yo mama so dumb! That she thought pepper spray could be used to cook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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