okamikk Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would have thought you would have made it so all your posts that got warnings never happened. what's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 What would you do with the doodad though? Also, I would go figure out why HL2: Episode 3 isn't out yet. Didn't you know? Gaben can't count to three. They're still trying to work out another workaround to make a new Half Life without the number 3 in its name, which has led to massive delays Speaking of which, I'd go forward in time and get Half Life 2.1 when it does come out (assuming that it can go that far forward ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Didn't you know? Gaben can't count to three. They're still trying to work out another workaround to make a new Half Life without the number 3 in its name, which has led to massive delays Half Life e. It's irrational and comes after 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Anjou_ Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Speaking of games, and thread is about time machines, there's something I would do that would beat every birthday- and christmas present I've gotten during all my lifetime. But I'm going to summarize it. Year: Somewhere between 1970 and 1995 Location: New York City Mission: Terminate the video game company LJN I would have put a needy end to the reverse rainbow of terror. If you haven't experienced LJN's games, please consider yourself amazingly lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would go forward in time a few years on the off chance that Mojang finishes the Minecraft API by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would have thought you would have made it so all your posts that got warnings never happened. i would have a holographic doodad. Do i really need a reason for everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would make it so I never made that thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poryy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 EDIT: I would go forward in time, steal a room-temperature superconductor, and "invent" it so I could get the Nobel prize. Then again, that would be idea thievery and I would be as bad as Thomas Edison. Oh well, I would make it so J.P. Morgan never stopped funding Wardenclyffe tower, giving Earth infinite energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 EDIT: I would go forward in time, steal a room-temperature superconductor, and "invent" it so I could get the Nobel prize. Then again, that would be idea thievery and I would be as bad as Thomas Edison. Oh well, I would make it so J.P. Morgan never stopped funding Wardenclyffe tower, giving Earth infinite energy. On that note, has anyone punched Edison in the face yet? I'd still punch him, but I believe we should make a list. Also, do we punch him after each other? Does it really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 On that note, has anyone punched Edison in the face yet? I'd still punch him, but I believe we should make a list. Also, do we punch him after each other? Does it really matter? All at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I'd go back in time to the point where my school has started ( my school started in the fucking 15th century and still going) to prevent the assface from coming up with this "schoolbattle". This is where all classes (middlehigh school) compete with eachother to win what I call a huge dildo. The final of this year was just an hour ago and jesus, all the girls on the stage dressed like whores, even boys did look like that! And that all is an excuse to make the students with a common sense crazy with all the kids singing and dancing at Harlem Shake. I was facepalming about all the time. And the worst is yet for the muzes, they have to clean up the crap that all the asshats have made. I feel sorry for them, even though I haven't made any junk. So in short: shove a stick of dynamite in that guy's throat and blow him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I would use it to correct any big mistakes I have ever made. Also to warn myself when someone is lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreePalsPlay Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 You guys did not read the rules of time travel. If you change anything everything changes and we would be dead by now. Jeez guys get a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 But it'd be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 You guys did not read the rules of time travel. If you change anything everything changes and we would be dead by now. Jeez guys get a brain. This is assuming that the two major time travel theories don't apply. The first one being that you can't change anything, sand the second being that a small change would ruin everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 This is assuming that the two major time travel theories don't apply. The first one being that you can't change anything, sand the second being that a small change would ruin everything. or, y'know, the polycosmic theory, A.K.A the trouserlegs of time theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Wot? No. Time travel doesn't work like that. You can make changes because it's already been changed. Or it can be Doctor Who and be in flux. Also I'd go back in time and meet fucking Mary Tamm and Elizabeth Sladen and do some other shit. Also watch EVERY Doctor Who episode the day it airs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end. ~Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomsight Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would go back in time and set up an orbital defense network and ensure no-one even got to test Nuclear weapons, and demonstrate the effectiveness of the network by taking out some rather famous ships (of WWII) and cause a similar end to that war without killing millions of civilians and irradiating two cities for centuries to come. Doing so could possibly mean the cold war never occurs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would go back in time and set up an orbital defense network and ensure no-one even got to test Nuclear weapons, and demonstrate the effectiveness of the network by taking out some rather famous ships (of WWII) and cause a similar end to that war without killing millions of civilians and irradiating two cities for centuries to come. Doing so could possibly mean the cold war never occurs too. Oh, the reprocussions of this... Assume that every thing that can go wrong will. Whole world is ruled by Nazi Dictator, who has access to a grid of orbital defenses. yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Let's assume Hitler won, then died, and then boom, Nazi's in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I would simply bring new computers back 10 years in time and sell them to the companies that made them in the future. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Depending on what model of the space-time timey-wimey ball we are using, that could create a feedback chain of epic proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Interesting note on Nazis... ever hear of Reinhard Heydrich? What if "the man with an iron heart" did get an "iron heart?" (Granted, he died of septis after surgery from an auto accident.) Now imagine Al-Queda replaced by Nazis. There's an actual alternative history book written with that premise in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Interesting note on Nazis... ever hear of Reinhard Heydrich? What if "the man with an iron heart" did get an "iron heart?" (Granted, he died of septis after surgery from an auto accident.) Now imagine Al-Queda replaced by Nazis. There's an actual alternative history book written with that premise in mind. I love alternate history books, yet I've never read many. I could quite possibly write one if I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreePalsPlay Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 This is assuming that the two major time travel theories don't apply. The first one being that you can't change anything, sand the second being that a small change would ruin everything. That's exactly what I'm implying. This people want to change time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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