jakj Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 I guess part of my lack of ability to relate to the position is that I am a loner with strong self-confidence and self-reliance, and I prefer to arrange my world so that I get other people in limited, controlled doses, and not otherwise, so to me, a lack of in-depth personal interaction is a benefit rather than a detriment. That may be too much of a personal bias to overcome.
freakachu Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 Oh im sorry freackachu did i make you mad? did you become distempered by my post? are you extremly annoyed at my horrible speling and grammer? well suck it up and go be gay somewhere else............. or dont whaterver u think no, but I'm pretty sure are. jesus.
Kingfisher1112 Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 Hey people, looking for gay men to play tekkit with. Women are overrated, gays are better.
Industrial Miner Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 gays are better. What you could've used here is "fags", which is a noun.
jakj Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 What you could've used here is "fags", which is a noun. No, I don't think he's old enough to smoke yet.
Neowulf Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 Do the british really bundle kindling together and smoke it? It just seems a bit barbaric when the rest of the world uses tobacco instead of sticks and twigs.
jakj Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 Are you really going to try to tell an Englishman what to smoke? They'll invade and colonize your ass, man.
Neowulf Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 Bah, we kicked their asses back in the colonial days. We fought off the musical invasion of the 60's as well, and we're fighting off the current one being proxied through canada. Though sending us beiber was a vile move that canada will pay dearly for (maybe we can send jersey shore up north...).
MephistosChan Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 I'm British and I'm not going to colonise any ones donkey.
Ashzification Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 this isn't a place to pick up chicks. there's an entire section of this site dedicated to helping you find servers to play on, with people on them that you can play with, over the internet. try that. if what you really want is some lovin', well I'm sure there's a street somewhere within driving distance of you that has at least a few women on its corners that would oblige, for the right price. Also, porn is free. It's not usually good porn, but it's free. And has girls in it. And generally you can find anything you're looking for. People who say shit like that are the reason so many girls avoid the internet. You have to be either masochistic, or love being angry to want to put up with "lol no girls on the internet" every ten minutes. I usually just pretend the world doesn't see me as a female on the internet (let alone one that plays PC games). Internet user is what I am, yes sir.
Ashzification Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Great comic, Jay. (...but he didn't go online... ;p) I can see your point, jay, but I can't think that "there are no girls on the internet" is really as offensive as some people claim it to be. Considering the internet is a place of decent anonymity, sex included, one can't take any such reference too seriously. Hell, I'd go so far as to argue that girls are very plentiful on the internet given that most of the girls I know spend more time on the internet than the guys do, some just don't advertise it. I agree, people get butthurt too easy. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page Covers all issues ever pertaining to threads (that usually should be in the Whale Box).
pixelkitty Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 (i will never use postwoman, because that is an unwieldy term. I prefer Mail Slave.) Male slave you say? Oh, mail. Sorry, I misheard you. Some of the feminized words are ridiculous, and really smack of the straw feminist. I do wonder why any serious person would obsess over postwoman/postman when there are real issues to address. If you really want to be more gender anonymous, consider changing your username. I don't know about you, but 'pixelkitty' sounds pretty feminine to me. Just sayin'... I lurked around here before registering. It seemed relatively safe. Forums are safer than games in any case. It doesn't matter what my screen name is in my games. As soon as I use a mic, my cover is blown.
jakj Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 That's what voice-changers are for: Prevent anyone from knowing you're female, while earning infinite nerd-points by sounding like a drunken Darth Vader.
hoho Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 As far as sexism goes, this thread has it, but it's fairly tame.True but I wonder how many people realize that this thread has sexism for both sides here, not just towards women.
jakj Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 True but I wonder how many people realize that this thread has sexism for both sides here, not just towards women. Don't you know? Society tells us you can't be sexist towards a man, just like you can't be racist towards a white guy. And I always blindly follow society. Doesn't everybody?
DSevigny Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Bah, we kicked their asses back in the colonial days. We fought off the musical invasion of the 60's as well, and we're fighting off the current one being proxied through canada. Though sending us beiber was a vile move that canada will pay dearly for (maybe we can send jersey shore up north...). No. Semi-psuedo-public funded education usually ensures that ours (idiots) that end up on tv have some sort of brains. It's the idiots that make it to parliment or hosting the show. Great example is our esteemed Prime Minister who most often chooses not to reflect the views of his country but rather force his own, and the wonderful news reporter who tried to insist that our main subway station in Toronto experienced a Tsunami! PLEASE watch the video link here to see what a farce this is. There were a few inches of water... not a 10 ft wave. OP. You made only one mistake. You started this thread pointing out a preference for gender and then got pissed off when people called you on it. If you HONESTLY want people to take you seriously then relax, take a chill, and maybe next time invite mature players as opposed to female players (and guys too). The (and guys too) seems like a dirty after thought and is more the point of what get's people thinking your a perv. Also, remember the harder you try to deny something through the anonymity of the internet, the more people will believe the exact opposite. By getting angry and responding with not only poor grammer, but poor posting skill in general, you do not sound like someone approaching 30. You sound like someone approaching 12.
MephistosChan Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 No. Semi-psuedo-public funded education usually ensures that ours (idiots) that end up on tv have some sort of brains. It's the idiots that make it to parliment or hosting the show. Great example is our esteemed Prime Minister who most often chooses not to reflect the views of his country but rather force his own, and the wonderful news reporter who tried to insist that our main subway station in Toronto experienced a Tsunami! PLEASE watch the video link here to see what a farce this is. There were a few inches of water... not a 10 ft wave. OP. You made only one mistake. You started this thread pointing out a preference for gender and then got pissed off when people called you on it. If you HONESTLY want people to take you seriously then relax, take a chill, and maybe next time invite mature players as opposed to female players (and guys too). The (and guys too) seems like a dirty after thought and is more the point of what get's people thinking your a perv. Also, remember the harder you try to deny something through the anonymity of the internet, the more people will believe the exact opposite. By getting angry and responding with not only poor grammer, but poor posting skill in general, you do not sound like someone approaching 30. You sound like someone approaching 12. I find your intelligent and well reasoned argument offensive. Please be more absolutist and insulting in future, remember YOUR point of view is the only correct one. ;)
DSevigny Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 I find your intelligent and well reasoned argument offensive. Please be more absolutist and insulting in future, remember YOUR point of view is the only correct one. My apologies Mephistos. I'll make sure to point out how I am always right. I don't post often but when I do I am obviously correct. I can't abide stupidity, even my own. The person I get most offended by is myself. I and me get quite upset with myself and often yell at myself for his failures. Right now I and me are yelling at myself for posting intelligently and with reason in such a way as to offend others. This cannot be allowed to continue. In future I will point out how the original OP is being a fool for not inviting me directly to his server (by specifying women) and how by preferring my fiancee instead he's actually killing his chances of finding people to play with. Very few women declare that they are women and he's basically asking them to "out" themselves. This would be akin to walking up to a fashionably dressed man in the "Gay Village" (Church and Gerrard in Toronto) and asking him to declare himself a homosexual. It's a good way to get arrested for harassment and assault. If it's not OK IRL, then why would it be OK on the web?
Industrial Miner Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Don't you know? Society tells us you can't be sexist towards a man, just like you can't be racist towards a white guy. And I always blindly follow society. Doesn't everybody? And I find it strange, that people tell us to get a life, buy an iPad and join Facebook or listen to the newest song of Big Time Rush. Pure bullshit if you ask me. They blindly follow bullshit while we do whatever we want. (And man, fuck my little brother. While I'm playing, he listens to stupid music of Victorious, iCarly (another stupid iShitname) and Big Time Crap. Now I can't get that earrape out of my head.)
MephistosChan Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 My apologies Mephistos. I'll make sure to point out how I am always right. I don't post often but when I do I am obviously correct. I can't abide stupidity, even my own. The person I get most offended by is myself. I and me get quite upset with myself and often yell at myself for his failures. Right now I and me are yelling at myself for posting intelligently and with reason in such a way as to offend others. This cannot be allowed to continue. In future I will point out how the original OP is being a fool for not inviting me directly to his server (by specifying women) and how by preferring my fiancee instead he's actually killing his chances of finding people to play with. Very few women declare that they are women and he's basically asking them to "out" themselves. This would be akin to walking up to a fashionably dressed man in the "Gay Village" (Church and Gerrard in Toronto) and asking him to declare himself a homosexual. It's a good way to get arrested for harassment and assault. If it's not OK IRL, then why would it be OK on the web? No, no no, you're still not getting the point. The key to arguing on the internet is to be as insulting as possible while acting with total moral outrage. Think how Westboro Baptist Church would act when meeting that fashionable young man in Toronto. That's how you argue. I'm also going to have to deduct you points for not getting in the easy digs such as my mother's sexual proclivities. Overall a D-, must try harder. ps You do know I'm joking?
DSevigny Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 No, no no, you're still not getting the point. The key to arguing on the internet is to be as insulting as possible while acting with total moral outrage. Think how Westboro Baptist Church would act when meeting that fashionable young man in Toronto. That's how you argue. I'm also going to have to deduct you points for not getting in the easy digs such as my mother's sexual proclivities. Overall a D-, must try harder. ps You do know I'm joking? *SHOCK* *HORROR* Joking? For Real? But why oh why would you ever joke about something so serious as the "fasionable young man in Toronto"? Being gay isn't something to laugh at. It's something to point out to our esteemed OP. I mean look how he felt the necessity to declare that he is on his second marriage. Maybe his instant rage is the reason for the failed first? As for your mothers sexual proclivities... we discussed those last night after she finished with the OP... LOL. (you know that my posts have been thick with sarcasm right?)
MephistosChan Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Better, a solid C+ I'd say, keep at it and you'll soon improve. There aren't gay men in Canada, there are just men who are really sorry they don't find women attractive.
MephistosChan Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 SCTV ruined many successful marriages. I had to look that up, looks like a cool show.
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