Dear Cheapshot's Butt,
How are you? I am well. I heard about your recent work in the field of penetration, excellent finesse, my friend. However, this recent 'Platform' shindig has gotten slightly out of hand! There isn't a set of pointlessly verbose instructions, how on earth am I supposed to compile my own set of mods (or 'modpack', as I affectionately refer to it)? And when I asked for more guidance, one of your moderators was very rude to me, telling me I should stop being so incredibly dense! Can you imagine? I'm not sure he's even human, he might be a cat. I'm not sure I can approve of inter-species moderating.
Love,