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oh god... another onto the list of unrelated subjects:

heritage

alcohol

burning hot peppers

philosophy

and now unconfortable unreadable long words.

let's see how many random subjects this thread can smoothly transition into.

You forgot Spore, published by EA games. That game was a huge disappointment, and also EA games is a terrible company that doesn't understand that they're fighting a losing battle against piracy. DRM is bad and so was the finished version of Spore. I can't believe they even took out the water stage.

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You forgot Spore, published by EA games. That game was a huge disappointment, and also EA games is a terrible company that doesn't understand that they're fighting a losing battle against piracy. DRM is bad and so was the finished version of Spore. I can't believe they even took out the water stage.

Oh man, the creature stage ruled. That game was fun until I reached space and everything was super hard unless I terraformed the planet to the point it couldn't support life.

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I loved the cell, and creature stage of Spore....Everything after was Meh.

Drm....is just retarded to even try. the only person your stopping from playing the game, and thus inconveniencing, are the people who buy it legitly. Hackers will have a working copy of it without drm for free, within a day or two.

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New list


1. heritage

2. alcohol

3. burning hot peppers

4. philosophy

5. uncomfortable unreadably long words

6. ducks and turkeys

7. EA games


Whats next?

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New list


1. heritage

2. alcohol

3. burning hot peppers

4. philosophy

5. uncomfortable unreadably long words

6. ducks and turkeys

7. EA games


Whats next?

You're forgetting the most important one.

This thread is also about "what this thread will be about", because once you go meta, you know that you have to pass a quicktime event or you'll never go back.

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I declare the next topic shall be 'Corporate-sponsored Sodomy'.

Go.

The only corporations sponsoring sodomy will be the ones manufacturing sex toys. Otherwise they would never risk angering the hyper-religulous crowd.
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I declare the next topic shall be 'Corporate-sponsored Sodomy'.

Go.

Does "unofficial" count and do metaphors count?

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I get sodomizing. It feels pretty good if you do it right. I just don't get rimjobbing.

Who would want to stick their tongue up in there? POOP COMES OUT THERE.

You can wash off your pecker and you'll be fine. But... yeah. Who wants to eat poop?

Bleh.

If you can get corporate sponsorship for screwin' people in the ass, I'm all for it. Buttsex AND money for doing it? HELL YEAH! Sign me up!

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I get sodomizing. It feels pretty good if you do it right. I just don't get rimjobbing.

Who would want to stick their tongue up in there? POOP COMES OUT THERE.

You can wash off your pecker and you'll be fine. But... yeah. Who wants to eat poop?

Bleh.

If you can get corporate sponsorship for screwin' people in the ass, I'm all for it. Buttsex AND money for doing it? HELL YEAH! Sign me up!

You can also wash your butthole, inside and out. Which you should do before sodomizing anyways. Poop on your dick probably feels about as bad as poop on your tongue.
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I've had bad times with me and poop on a stick...took all my "Thing that is out of style".

Bloody hipster >:(

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You can also wash your butthole, inside and out. Which you should do before sodomizing anyways. Poop on your dick probably feels about as bad as poop on your tongue.

Well, you don't want to wash the inside actually. You can cause infections and processing problems in the intestine due to all the bacteria that needs to be there. This is why a lot of porn actresses (<- classy right?) have issues with constipation all the time. They get enemas regularly to keep their poop chute clean and sparkly for penetration. But it's not something you want to do if you're not taking a dick up the ass on a regular basis. A good outside scrub and a shit ahead of time should get you properly cleaned out without causing long term problems.

Poop on the dick happens. It's not that big of a deal. It's when it gets IN the dick that you suffer issues. But the chances of that are extremely low unless your recipient takes a full on shit while you're fucking.

Plus, no matter how much they scrub, you should wash yourself afterwards anyway. Fecal matter has a habit of sticking around even after a good scrub. It's shitty that way.

See what I did there?

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I'm all for some fairly intellectual debate, but regardless I plain as day derailed things there... apologies to anyone caught off guard/offended.

I have nothing else to add other than this.

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I'm all for some fairly intellectual debate, but regardless I plain as day derailed things there... apologies to anyone caught off guard/offended.

I have nothing else to add other than this.

Why can't sodomy be intellectual? Sure, it's not quantum physics, but let's face it. It's about level with the user base here. They'd be more offended if we talked quantum physics, philosophy, or discussed how the eventual imperialistic way of the US will come to an end much how a lot of the colonial states of northern Africa have collapsed.

But that's neither here or there.

Sodomy is about par for the course here.

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So guys will the launcher still my password?

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So guys will the launcher still my password?

No.

The launcher will distill you password, turning it into a delightful beverage.

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Would that beverage be pepper-infused vodka? or beer?

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Would that beverage be pepper-infused vodka? or beer?

That's the glorious thing about the launcher. It depends on the password! So, who knows! You could end up with a shit martini, a coffee infused cough syrup, or a bloody monkey with a slice of deep fried prosciutto!

The combinations are ENDLESS!

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That's the glorious thing about the launcher. It depends on the password! So, who knows! You could end up with a shit martini, a coffee infused cough syrup, or a bloody monkey with a slice of deep fried prosciutto!

The combinations are ENDLESS!

Uh i think i did it wrong i trued the launcher but all i got was a msg from kakkermox calling me nub and tmi still dusnt werk
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Uh i think i did it wrong i trued the launcher but all i got was a msg from kakkermox calling me nub and tmi still dusnt werk

u mispeld kakkermox is accually hakkermox cuz he haks ur accont when u tipe in pswrd

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Here's a philosophical debate,

can a recycled thread be derailed?

I suppose it depends on the degree to which the derailed topic has settled onto its new rail. This topic seems to have been derailed and then started jittering around like a PS2 character with a buggy skeleton, so i think not.
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