The Merchant of Menace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Remove the tomatoes and the cheese and I'd eat the hell out of one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted May 1, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2012 A thread about beer, heritage and offending swedes? Im Game! But im against burgers fast food restaurants, only go in there if im drunk in the city and need a bite to eat before whincing around trying to find the bus stop. My brother once made me a sandwich, asked me if i wanted "everything on"... He wasnt kidding with everything. Here goes the list: Burger, cheese, tomato, salad, tuna, ketchup, pepper, egg, bacon, mustard, cucumber, taco sauce, sausage, herring with mustard sauce, potato salad, mushrooms, onions and garlic. I think there are a few ingredients ive forgot. Took me over 1-2 hours to eat the damn thing. Not sure if he did that sandwich to please me or teasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Every culture has a cuisine and the American cuisine is pretty much hamburgers which ties to our fast food empire. You can eat it, you will regret it, and if you keep eating it, you will be a big ol fatty fatster. Don't get me wrong, I have my occasional weakness and have to get a big ol mess of McD fries, or a big motherfucking hamburger that would kill an ordinary man. But for the most part, I steer clear like any good person who wants to live past 30 should. I also enjoy eating a good vagina. Who's with me? They're healthier for you and generally it leads to good physical activity. Although, it's not really big with the gays. HUGE hit with the lesbians though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted May 1, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2012 I also enjoy eating a good vagina. Who's with me? They're healthier for you and generally it leads to good physical activity. Although, it's not really big with the gays. HUGE hit with the lesbians though. Oh. My. God! Best thread ever! Best Post ever! Best Avatar Ever! It can't get any better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Oh. My. God! Best thread ever! Best Post ever! Best Avatar Ever! It can't get any better than this. Is there such thing as 'High Quality' low quality posting? Anywho, screw having a burger prepared in five minutes, when I can have any curry I want at the Rose of Bengal just down the road in ten. And I live in the middle of bloddy nowhere. And they have all the funky import beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Anywho, screw having a burger prepared in five minutes, when I can have any curry I want at the Rose of Bengal just down the road in ten. And I live in the middle of bloddy nowhere. And they have all the funky import beers. Ahh curry. I love that stuff. Is tasty napalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda103 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Updated list: 1. heritage 2. alcohol 3. burning hot peppers 4. philosophy 5. uncomfortable unreadably long words 6. ducks and turkeys 7. EA games 8. sodomizing -rectum health 9. derailment 10. how great the technic forums are 11. fast-food restaurants and burgers -how much we hate tomatoes. for those who don't want to read it all. Yes, I have been keeping track of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Ahh curry. I love that stuff. Is tasty napalm. Aw yeah, tasty napalm. [img width=800]http://www.google.nl/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://masochismet.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/flamethrower_straight.jpg&sa=X&ei=zmWgT-vjOIHU0QW4tam9Aw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGbNSiwRN9vvBu8mN5eXyFF4QsHoQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 That looks like a picture from a recent Mythbusters Fire vs. Ice video. That was a very cool episode (along with pretty much every episode). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoho Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 That flamethrower is not using napalm but seemingly good-old regular fuel. Also, vaginas are nice but I for one prefer having the whole thing, not just one tiny part of the body. Makes for far more fun for both participants as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lintrezza Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hey there vagina you're a fragrant little kitty With your landing strip and camel toe To me you look so pretty yes you do You know what I just wanna do It's punish you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithribong Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 MY GOD. Ive found the holy grail of all threads. THERE IS SO MUCH EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 You'll shit bricks if you see someone shitting bricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor Of course, everyone remembers the Halloween update, but did you know there was an alternate download on notch's blog for a while that was the exact same update, no changes, but there were some.......additional files with it. More precisely, OGG files, two different ones. These files were ashes1ashes.ogg, and ashes2ashes.ogg. Ashes1ashes is just an empty sound file, with a few clicks, nothing important, but ashes2ashes is a recording of someone humming a tune, which eventually transitions into sobbing, ending with something spoken in Swedish. The files can be found here, as the links have been taken down since then. Of course, this was just a disturbing joke from notch, as when the Swedish is translated, it says, "I miss you brother." Also, when ashes2ashes.ogg is run through a spectogram, it reveals a figure similar to the minecraft player model, but with empty eyes. I think most of you here can put two and two together, so I will just put this out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotyaoi Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor And thus we got herobrine(and a bunch of idiots retexturing iron doors and making videos about it), and at least three changelogs that I know of where the last item was "removed herobrine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor And thus we got herobrine(and a bunch of idiots retexturing iron doors and making videos about it), and at least three changelogs that I know of where the last item was "removed herobrine". actually, herobrine originated from a creepypasta inspired by this, and then that was what caused the whole retextured iron doors crap. The original creepypasta is actually a neat story, it was just how far out of proportion it was blown that made it so stupid EDIT: something worth checking out, though, is the herobrine mod. No, not that really old one that added him as a mob similar in behaviour to wolves, he leaves you alone until you attack him. I mean the newer one, where you construct the totem, and then light it with netherrack, and then he randomly appears behind you, and infront of you, and leaves traps all over the world, and eventually spells out his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Homsar Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor This sounds suspiciously like a really shitty Creepypasta someone in the TF Wiki IRC linked me to a while ago. Actually it's the exact same fucking thing and neither ashes1ashes or ashes2ashes at any point existed in Minecraft or on Notch's Blog. You'd think people would be posting this shit all over the MCF like they did with Herobrine, but nope, it's just some story someone made up. And thus we got herobrine(and a bunch of idiots retexturing iron doors and making videos about it), and at least three changelogs that I know of where the last item was "removed herobrine". Herobrine existed well before the Halloween update, where these OGG files supposedly came from. I think the first story about him came about in late August or early September 2010; all I remember is that it popped up shortly after I started playing Minecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotyaoi Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor Ah, my bad. I started whenever they added beds... beta 1.3, I think. So all I know about this is second-hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoBob Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor Interesting.....and creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Notch has an..................interesting sense of humor there WAS a neat trick mojang pulled involving a magazine ad and a few other arcane things including a sound file that spelled out some words on an oscilloscope. it was some marketing thing though for 1.0 I think? I can't even remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Wanna eat that burger from two pages ago. Pass on the tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakj Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Pass on the tomato. Tomatoes are good for your health. Get some diced tomatoes with a little mild green chili pepper in there, toss in some garlic, and use it instead of ketchup or barbecue sauce. (For barbecue sauce, try throwing in some cayenne or white pepper, or even curry powder.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebrin Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Pass on the tomato, grab the nightshade instead? (Same family of plant by the way.) It is why people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and when a guy ate a barrel of them on a roof to prove they weren't, people came around to watch his public suicide. He got arrested for attempted suicide, but released when he didn't have any health problems and a big ol' shit eating "I told you so" grin on his face. Can't remember the guys name though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtlicious Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Yesterday I attempted to make this sandwhich during a town hall meeting on my server. It was effing amazing. (Google Shooter Sandwich) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I have a photo somwhere of a three feet long and one foot wide sausage roll I made :3 We ate the whole damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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