xxmikegigsxx Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Really? Then you are of the rare group of people who gets weird symptoms and hopefully you don't have much hemotoxin in your blood stream, because then you should be fine. I'm surprised a recluse even bit you.
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Doctor said it is a brown recluse bite... Ooh. ouch. We have those where I live and they are nasty like things. Worse than black widows. Fortunately (well, not for youas, as you've already been bitten) they are pretty shy and reclusive, hence the name brown recluse. My advice to you: Drink lots of water.
inittowinitall Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 My advice: If you want to not worry all too much, then don't check out the wikepedia article. Contrary to popular believe, getting bit by a spider will result in agonizing pain without the highly coveted super powers.
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 My advice: If you want to not worry all too much, then don't check out the wikepedia article. Contrary to popular believe, getting bit by a spider will result in agonizing pain without the highly coveted super powers. People always forget it has to be a radioactive spider...
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 People always forget it has to be a radioactive spider... But it wasn't a radioactive spider, it was a genetically engineered mutant spider...
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 But it wasn't a radioactive spider, it was a genetically engineered mutant spider... And there goes my newly created reputation of spider specialist. I always lose everything. D: TL;DR, you're right.
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 And there goes my newly created reputation of spider specialist. I always lose everything. D: TL;DR, you're right. Sorry buddy, I just wanted to set the record straight. Mutant spider bites do completely seperate things from radioactive spider bites...
Lethosos Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 But it wasn't a radioactive spider, it was a genetically engineered mutant spider... Uh, that's the more recent version of Spiderman's origin story, the older stories say it was radioactive. :geek:
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Uh, that's the more recent version of Spiderman's origin story, the older stories say it was radioactive. :geek: So my honor is safe at last! Thank you, Marvel, thank you Stan Lee, and thank you, Lethosos. My intuitions never fail me. ;D
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Uh, that's the more recent version of Spiderman's origin story, the older stories say it was radioactive. :geek: But nobody but geeks read those! We all were refering to the movie (the first spiderman movie was the best).
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 But nobody but geeks read those! We all were refering to the movie (the first spiderman movie was the best). But nobody but geeks is right, and the original versions are always the more truerestest ones so NAH.
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 But nobody but geeks is right, and the original versions are always the more truerestest ones so NAH. Hmm. More truerestest is grammatically incorrect, therefore your arguement is invalid! Take that blobfish!
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Hmm. More truerestest is grammatically incorrect, therefore your arguement is invalid! Take that blobfish! This is usually the moment where I start pondering whether I am spamming the thread, or it has already lost it's purpose in existence and should be left to die...
Pulse95 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 This is usually the moment where I start pondering whether I am spamming the thread, or it has already lost it's purpose in existence and should be left to die... I'll arrange the funeral I guess, MrFly can go buy the casket and Xylord can go contact the threads family.
freakachu Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Doctor said it is a brown recluse bite... here's what google image search says you're in for. I hope you like gaping holes in your flesh, because you're potentially about to be sporting one.
The_DarthMoogle Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Please provide pictures for us to laugh at in the OP, the Whale Box hasn't had any decent additions for a while.
freakachu Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 not really sure that would make it whale box material, honestly. if the OP had not mostly shut up and gone to a real doctor, then it probably would have been more hilarious
MrFly Posted September 21, 2012 Author Posted September 21, 2012 here's what google image search says you're in for. I hope you like gaping holes in your flesh, because you're potentially about to be sporting one. Yep. Today it was a big expanded nasty hole.
Xylord Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 here's what google image search says you're in for. I hope you like gaping holes in your flesh, because you're potentially about to be sporting one. Don't worry kids, it's totally SFW, you can check it without any worries, even if you're a sensitive person.
okamikk Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 Don't worry kids, it's totally SFW, you can check it without any worries, even if you're a sensitive person. i smell a lie
GreenWolf13 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 I just reizes the irony of someone named MrFly being bitten a spider.
Moderators Munaus Posted September 21, 2012 Moderators Posted September 21, 2012 Don't worry kids, it's totally SFW, you can check it without any worries, even if you're a sensitive person. it's also very good if you need to be quickly de-boned when your parents came home earlier then expected
elmarko98 Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 It's funny how this discussion went from spider bite to spiderman then back to spider bite :/
andrewdonshik Posted September 22, 2012 Posted September 22, 2012 Don't worry kids, it's totally SFW, you can check it without any worries, even if you're a sensitive person. Yea, I saw that, slightly disgusting but it's fine.
Xylord Posted September 22, 2012 Posted September 22, 2012 Yea, I saw that, slightly disgusting but it's fine. The only thing more disappointing than a detected troll; an inneficient troll. :/
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