Grindle2000 Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 Couldn't we just feed the pickles to the penguins (doesn't that make them breed faster or is that just minecraft?)? Just a heads up also , we Americans sent the zombie squid ....muh haha, when we run you out of England we will have our own pickle farms ...ahhh the power.
skeptimist71 Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Being that i am an AmeRiKan, i must challenge your solicitation that we Americans are not worthy of Europe's debauched and licentious taxes. I understand the need for rules and regulations within a society. What kind of world would it be if we didn’t park our cars in our assigned spaces? I’m not afraid to want it all, IE, space junk, dead Penquins basted with overly tart pickle juice and taxes on low maintenance women. Further more, I don't perspire, thus eliminating your aroma tax. If it wern't for your Frolic tax keeping outsiders out, i'd say your home looks quite appealing....
Moderators Munaus Posted October 3, 2012 Moderators Posted October 3, 2012 I wonder if Syuvial is gonna ban me for starting this? This has now escalated to two (2) threads... I feel a bit worried. I also heard a rumour that she might be a supporter for the Prime Minister...
Hushful Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Then she can't be trusted either. We must mobilize the hamsters at once!
PBlock96 Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 What about the Cricetidaetax Cricetinae tax? You should use the Muridae Gerbillinae instead!
Lethosos Posted October 4, 2012 Posted October 4, 2012 The hamster tax helps pay for the warhamsters. They need funds to run the computers that play their favorite song, The Hamster Dance, so they won't get grumpy and start eating our penguin supplies.
PBlock96 Posted October 4, 2012 Posted October 4, 2012 Well the solution is obvious, Kill all of the Monkeys in the World! This will cause a chain reaction to get rid of that tax and to make a new one on something else, like gum chewing! OR you could use Muridae Gerbillinae instead, which would remove the hamster tax entirely.
Lear85 Posted October 5, 2012 Posted October 5, 2012 The hamster tax seriously cripples some of the more dedicated toaster computer users. Those bits really add up over time!
Jorcer Posted October 5, 2012 Posted October 5, 2012 I wonder if Syuvial is gonna ban me for starting this? This has now escalated to two (2) threads... I feel a bit worried. I also heard a rumour that she might be a supporter for the Prime Minister... If you get banned I would probably get banned too...
Watchful11 Posted October 5, 2012 Posted October 5, 2012 If you get banned you can just hack your way back in and ban whoever banned you.
Moderators Munaus Posted October 5, 2012 Moderators Posted October 5, 2012 If you get banned you can just hack your way back in and ban whoever banned you. I fear that move is one that the viking and I dare not do. One simply does not cross the goddess of banishment and meanness...
vitorsly Posted October 5, 2012 Posted October 5, 2012 Good Now we need energy! Solar energy is not a good Idea because winter days there are very short. Wind power could be a good option simce we are at a high altitude. Nuclear power... we don't want another accident now do we? Geothermal would NOT work at all. And burning the forests there would just speed up our death. The rabid unicorns get really angry when we cut down trees.
Grindle2000 Posted October 6, 2012 Posted October 6, 2012 Quick!! Who has the most rabid virgins to calm the rabid unicorns?
Moderators Munaus Posted October 6, 2012 Moderators Posted October 6, 2012 There are rabid virgins here? Why didn't my traveling agency tell me about this? Argh, all this cover-up and silent medias when the public should stand up and shout at the baron! I'm quite sure Jorcer stocked up on those virgins to attract the americans to the North pole. Yeah I know, I told him it was a bad idea. He really thinks that dressing them up in tuxedos will fool tourists that they are real penguins. I'll just stand-by with my poison pot under the fire, waiting 'til his plans fail... We really need to get rid of those penguins.
Jorcer Posted October 6, 2012 Posted October 6, 2012 There are rabid virgins here? Why didn't my traveling agency tell me about this? Argh, all this cover-up and silent medias when the public should stand up and shout at the baron! I'm quite sure Jorcer stocked up on those virgins to attract the americans to the North pole. Yeah I know, I told him it was a bad idea. He really thinks that dressing them up in tuxedos will fool tourists that they are real penguins. I'll just stand-by with my poison pot under the fire, waiting 'til his plans fail... We really need to get rid of those penguins. You keep trying to kill all of the penguins and now all of these other people are showing up! Sigh, I thought you were one of the smart ones! Like I said earlier, we attract tourists here with the penguins, then we leave and let them sort the issue out themselves. I can donate a few of my rabid virgins to the cause if there is an excess of unicorns though. Just come up to the North Pole and I can lend you some
Lothos Posted October 6, 2012 Posted October 6, 2012 wait, you have rabid virgins? you got my attention...
Kocken926 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 So no-one wants the moon anymore? I call dibs, I need it to feed my coming army of rats and mice and the occasional ramice. Also something about lasers.
Torezu Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Thread derailment must be a favorite pastime around here.
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