Pulse95 Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 If you could remove one person, place, thing or issue from this planet, what would it be. Personally, I would remove oil, so we don't have to die in 40 years.
andrewdonshik Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 If you could remove one person, place, thing or issue from this planet, what would it be. Personally, I would remove oil, so we don't have to die in 40 years. Wait, so we would die now?
Xylord Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 I would remove the physical and psychic limits pre-programmed in our brain, and then build a FTL spaceship in about 10 years, just to go screw over some aliens with our nearly omniscient knowledge of the universe's logic. Wait, you're not talking about theoretical unproved things? Well, I guess I would remove gunpowder. That way we'd have peace until we get railguns right. And they're so cool I won't care when we do.
Milk Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Gravity! Lolno. Except, I kind of have to say that since I can't think of anything else. Probably what xylord said about our incredibad brains.
Pulse95 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 Wait, so we would die now? =.= Global Warming will kill us slowly in 40 years, I would take away oil, but I would give humanity enough oil for 2 years to get everything that runs on oil converted to something more eco-friendly. Or just fuck it and ride bikes to work and shit, I mean, those things run on fat. And the few electric cars would go to people who are transporting goods, like food, to places. However airplanes are fucked ... Guess we will just have to swim.
andrewdonshik Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 =.= Global Warming will kill us slowly in 40 years, I would take away oil, but I would give humanity enough oil for 2 years to get everything that runs on oil converted to something more eco-friendly. Or just fuck it and ride bikes to work and shit, I mean, those things run on fat. And the few electric cars would go to people who are transporting goods, like food, to places. However airplanes are fucked ... Guess we will just have to swim. Nooooo. Not airplanes!
Pulse95 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 Nooooo. Not airplanes! I would rather have some sort of an FTL or teleporting system to get to places, Planes have no leg room and annoying children who I wish to choke with my bare hands. Also the food tastes like packaging peanuts.
Adlersch Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Ignorance. It'll solve all the problems over time: I want there to be free, plentiful education for the masses, at least (And preferably way beyond) an American high school diploma - then of course free and plentiful internet access for the masses (But you can still pay for a better connection that is private from the public!) and devices to use it so that the public worldwide has access to news and can make their own decisions based on the facts. Sadly I think this would just backfire, but hey, you said anything. That's my ideal world.
Jorcer Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 A great man once said: "If we listened to uninformed idiots, all of the world problems would be solved. We would just have much bigger ones."
Pulse95 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 A great man once said: "If we listened to uninformed idiots, all of the world problems would be solved. We would just have much bigger ones." Do you think you can hack the problems to make them go away?
Jorcer Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Well some of them sure, I mean Razan hasn't been around here anymore has he? Also that crazy sue happy ladys gone (I can't take full credit for that one though). As for oil, well I depend on that for my schooling, my car, my books, my booze and most everything else so I think that one should stay around.
Jorcer Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 That I had more apples! You would remove "That you had more apples"...???
GreenWolf13 Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Well, I wouldn't remove idiots, since they are good for laughs. I guess i would remove politics and politicians. If it weren't for those greedy, money-loving bastards, we'd have world peace by now.
Jorcer Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Well, I wouldn't remove idiots, since they are good for laughs. I guess i would remove politics and politicians. If it weren't for those greedy, money-loving bastards, we'd have world peace by now. O the irony...
GreenWolf13 Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 O the irony... What irony? Oh wait... derp. I would keep the non-politician idiots. that better?
freakachu Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Well, I guess I would remove gunpowder. That way we'd have peace until we get railguns right. And they're so cool I won't care when we do. the hilarity of this is immense. the world was such a peaceful place before gunpowder was invented. what's that? swords, bows, catapults, trebuchets, ballistas, greek fire, and all kinds of other weapons? the roman empire? the dark ages? welp. if there was one thing I could remove, I would remove lies. all of them.
okamikk Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 the hilarity of this is immense. the world was such a peaceful place before gunpowder was invented. what's that? swords, bows, catapults, trebuchets, ballistas, greek fire, and all kinds of other weapons? the roman empire? the dark ages? welp. if there was one thing I could remove, I would remove lies. all of them. but... crossbows! ontopic: i would remove the lack of free , fast, internet connection
SimpleGuy Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 I'd remove Hydrogen. Game over for the universe.
Sacrieur Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 In that case I'd remove me not having more apples.
GreenWolf13 Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 M Night Shamalan. Zing! That would definitely make the universe a better place.
The_DarthMoogle Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 I would remove people that leave their pubes all over the toilet seat. Like, there'd be sensors on the seat itself, and then once the perpetrator tries to flush, the toilet's like NO. FUCK YOU And creates an implosion in the cistern conveniently at the height of your jugular. Kinda expensive, I know. But seeing as the local council is spending money on that bloody bypass we need so badly, then it's all cool.
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