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By not being corrupted, the thread must be abandoned. A guest user, reading over the forums, is so upset that he flies into an uncontrollable rage. This user hires a hit man to kill you to avenge the Corrupt-A-Wish thread of the Technic Forums.

I wish for a tool that could tell me what item IDs are used (and what IDs reused) in a modpack.

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Unfortunately, setting ID dump on load to true in the NEI config and then reading the text file it generates would cause a quantum singularity and destroy all life as we know it. Not sure if it's worth the risk.

I wish Yogurt Land was still open, because I have a sudden craving for frozen yogurt

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Yogurt Land reopens, but the new owner is a yogurt-obsessed maniac who hoards yogurt (frozen and melted) instead of selling it. Within days, there is no yogurt left anywhere else in the world except for Obama's private yogurt stash. You starve to death because your craving for yogurt prevents you from eating anything else.

I wish for a big spaceship several lightyears away.

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It does, but "flawlessly" is interpreted differently by different people. The magical wish granting genie decides that flawlessly means INFINITE FRAMERATE. Your computer cannot handle infinity, as it is not a number. Your computer that runs Hexxit flawlessly melts, and when the FBI shows up looking for their supercomputer, they recognise the pile of melted computer. You spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish for a boring corruption of this wish (hint, hint).

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You get a pokeball, but no Pokemon come with it. You go to prison for assaulting many people's pets by throwing a strange red and white ball at them, because you didn't realise that it only works on other people's pokemon, not pets.

[Pokenerd]It's called a Sniper Ball, IIRC[/pokenerd]

I wish that I could remember random trivia (as well as normal memory)

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Your brain has a remarkable ability to soak up random trivia. It takes years of people avoiding you like the plague for you to realize that most people don't care how much surface area each moon of Jupiter has.

I wish for a powersuit in real life.

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I wish I could live forever because I am so original.

you liveforever but then the universe implodes five seconds after your birth. the two events are unrelated.

i wish for a super massive black hole to implode the universe with!

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you liveforever but then the universe implodes five seconds after your birth. the two events are unrelated.

i wish for a super massive black hole to implode the universe with!

Muse die in your attempt to trap them so they can make a super massive black hole. A giant, floating lightbulb lands on your house and crushes you.

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I wish I had a pet robot.

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Introducing the Murder-Matic 176, the latest and greatest in automated assassins. Unfortunately, there are still a few bugs in the targeting software, so you may want to look into our Bodyguard-Bot for the time... AARGH IT'S GOT ME AAAAAAA!

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I wish I had a non-evil pet robot.

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Wish granted! You are now the owner of a wonderful brand new DANcorp Robo-Pet 3 humanoid edition! Complete with cup holders! Unfortunately, the most recent automatic over-the-air firmware update was corrupted and.... yeah. We sort of accidentally mixed in a little military android....

Run.

I wish that I could write a game more popular than Minecraft.

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Wish granted! You are now the owner of a wonderful brand new DANcorp Robo-Pet 3 humanoid edition! Complete with cup holders! Unfortunately, the most recent automatic over-the-air firmware update was corrupted and.... yeah. We sort of accidentally mixed in a little military android....

Run.

I wish that I could write a game more popular than Minecraft.

you make a game more popular than minecraft, but you get shot by the minecraft mafia.

i wish for my wrench that wretches wretches back.

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You get a retch-wretching wrench in your back.

I wish I was brave enough to watch horror movies D:

you suddenly feel a bought of courage and bravery flow through your veins.

unfortunately you then die of alcohol poisoning.

i wish the universe was back to, relative, normality!

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It exists, but all of reality unravels and the turtles become supreme rulers of the universe.

I wish that turtles were supreme leaders of the universe, and that this thread was locked before my wish was corrupted.

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Nope, Humans are still in charge, and the thread is unlocked as can be.

I wish everyone in the modded Minecraft community could be kind and helpful to one another and work together to create the bestest modpacks ever!

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