okamikk Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 you get a conservatory, but your house burns down i wish there was nothing in any world that could harm me, including age Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Granted but now you work in IT. I wish for a better tv. Quote
Lear85 Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, but the screen is 2 inches. I wish for a car manufactured by Google. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Your new car from Microsoft will arrive tomorrow. I wish for a train set. Quote
Guest Ysharma Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Batteries are not included. I wish for 10,000 with no severe repurcusions Quote
poryy Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 You get 10,000 pieces of rotten flesh. I wish for infinite wishes. Quote
Torezu Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Your wish for infinite anything destroys the universe. I wish for no need to sleep. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 I wish for no need to sleep. By not sleeping, you develop an irregular heat beat and die. Just like that. I wish the heating would actually come on tomorrow morning. Quote
freakachu Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 you discover that being up all night gets really boring really fast and sink into a personal hell of depression and boredom edit: the heat comes on and never turns off, your house burns down. I wish to always have enough money to live comfortably and pursue my hobbies Quote
poryy Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 You get enough money to do that in nickels. You are locked in a small room with nickels poring down from the ceiling and suffocate beneath them. I wish that all potholes disappeared. Quote
Torezu Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 They disappear, only to reappear in the form of an enormous sinkhole under your residence. I wish for a portable unlimited energy source that doesn't burn out or overload. Quote
miniboxer Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 They disappear, only to reappear in the form of an enormous sinkhole under your residence. I wish for a portable unlimited energy source that doesn't burn out or overload. Granted, you touch it and instantly get fried to a crisp due to all the electricity. I wish for a potato. Quote
Lear85 Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 The potato contains a murderous AI who insults your weight. I wish I could teleport. Quote
Torezu Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 You lose control of your ability and end up in the sun. I wish for the discovery of an FTL drive. Quote
miniboxer Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 You lose control of your ability and end up in the sun. I wish for the discovery of an FTL drive. Granted. It is fueled by the sun. Eventually, the sun gets sucked up all the way and the earth freezes. I wish for things. Quote
JakeVH Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 I wish for things. You get things. But the things end up being bad things and they kill you. I wish I had "that swang" Quote
miniboxer Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 You get things. But the things end up being bad things and they kill you. I wish I had "that swang" I still got things. I wanted things, and got them, so the wish was not corrupted. "That swang" is so vague that it is interpreted that having "that swang" means being implaed with nine-inch needles. I wish for things. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 I still got things. I wanted things, and got them, so the wish was not corrupted. "That swang" is so vague that it is interpreted that having "that swang" means being implaed with nine-inch needles. I wish for things. A parcel arrives tomorrow morning. It's empty. Quote
poryy Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 The empty parcel is made of nukes. I wish for a nanolab in IC2 Quote
Jackmahogoff89 Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 You get a nanolab, but it only spews out an endless stream of super creepers that seemed honed in to where your at at all times. I wish virtual reality was as awesome as TRON made it seem Quote
lukeb28 Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 It is but its so real feeling and so difficult that when you die on the first level you die in real life! I wish all the noobs and trolls on these forums to disappear forever! Quote
okamikk Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 They do, but they reappear in your house I wish for a bag'o'holding that didn't destroy the universe LunaticMiner 1 Quote
Dr_Appleman Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Granted but the main ingredient is you. I wish for a bag of popcorn. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 I wish for a bag of popcorn. You fall into the bag and drown. I wish for a boat, for a boat, for a muthafunkin boat. Quote
Jackmahogoff89 Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 You get the boat you wanted, but its really just a rubber dingy and the world floods over I wish for a 5 pound bar of platinum Quote
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