Corrupt-a-wish

[Torezu]

You receive the platinum through your roof at 10,000 m/s.

I wish for children I don't have to repeat things to.

[Xylord]

You receive the platinum through your roof at 10,000 m/s.

I wish for children I don't have to repeat things to.

You have deaf children.

I wish for a box of crayons with every color of the spectrum.

[The_DarthMoogle]

I wish for a box of crayons with every color of the spectrum.

The Red 740nm melts the crayons around it, and eventually sets the box on fire.

I wish my driving lesson was in the snow.

[Dr_Appleman]

There is a sudden blizzard which leads to you not being able to see and you hit a another car and you have to pay for the damages.

I wish for a bag of candy.

[Mooseman9]

I wish for a bag of candy.

Turns out your mom was right, and the candy was laced with LSD and rat poison.

I wish that I was 'teh hadcorez'

[Lear85]

You turn into an apple core, which happens to be infused with tin. You are a hard core.

I wish I had an army of manic depressive alcoholic midgets on the brink of insanity under my control.

[JakeVH]

I still got things. I wanted things, and got them, so the wish was not corrupted.

"That swang" is so vague that it is interpreted that having "that swang" means being implaed with nine-inch needles.

I wish for things.

That's like saying if you wished for a dragon, but it ate you, it didn't get corrupted :/

And for "that swang" I was referencing Cheap Shot's signature "it don't mean a thang if you ain't got that swang", or something like that.

[holymage!]

You turn into an apple core, which happens to be infused with tin. You are a hard core.

I wish I had an army of manic depressive alcoholic midgets on the brink of insanity under my control.

someone let's off a EMP, it disrupts the connection that makes your minions unable to distinguish friend from foe, they in turn, kill you.

i wish that i had ALL the SWAG!

[JakeVH]

i wish that i had ALL the SWAG!

You get gunned down by the mafia for having to much swag.

I wish for a remote control detonator.

[holymage!]

You get gunned down by the mafia for having to much swag.

I wish for a remote control detonator.

you press the detonator, only to find that there is a mine that explodes with chickens, they in rage peck out your eyes. you bleed out and die.

i wish for immortality

OFF TOPIC: its threads like this that cheer you up eh?

[planetguy]

You never die, but you age infinitely and spend an eternity bedridden and paralyzed.

I wish for Mojang's mod API to be done already!

[JakeVH]

I wish for Mojang's mod API to be done already!

They release the API, but since it's not finished it crashes Minecraft when you try to load it.

I wish people would stop repeating wishes.

[Dr_Appleman]

No one repeats wishes but all the new wishes unoriginal.

I wish for a box.

[The_DarthMoogle]

You get a tube.

I wish for Romney's Binder of Women.

[okamikk]

You get a tube.

I wish for Romney's Binder of Women.

the binder has a pressure mine inside

i wish for a laser pointer that can burn through the earth.

[Dr_Appleman]

You accidentally drop the laser pointer and it cuts the earth in half.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

[okamikk]

you come upon the realization, but it destroys all the synapses in your brain, clearing your memory of the event.

i wish i could have any super power i wanted at any given moment in time, and being able to change them freely

[lukeb28]

Super Villains everywhere come to fight you and you never get a moment of time to take a breath and you suffocate because you forget to give yourself the ability to breath in any situation.

I wish for my essay to be magically done even though its already late!

[Lear85]

It's very poorly done. You fail your class, and spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's.

I wish the minecraft modding community was filled with nice courteous people who thought modpacks like Technic were the best thing since sliced bread.

[okamikk]

they do, but later it turns out the nice and courteous people were clinical "vegetables".

i wish for the abillity to use the force

[lukeb28]

You get this ablility, have a son named luke, and turn evil. When your empire is at its best, your master starts to kill your son with lightning bolts and you throw him over an abiss to save your son while getting zapped and you die from your injurys.

I wish I had a 4x4 rubiks cube! (I can already solve a 3x3 and want a chalenge XD )

[Lear85]

You get a 4x4x1 rubiks cube. It's just 16 blocks arranged into a flat panel. Have fun!

I wish for THIS.

[LazDude2012]

Granted, but you die of cardiac arrest before you can finish it.

I wish for my own planet, fully habitable and with a pre-established base of operations there, comparable to the International Space Station. Oh, and a metric craptonne of beef.

[Lear85]

The UN is angered by your attempts to modify the otherwise perfect metric system. They build a death star and destroy your planet. Also, the beef is spoiled.

I wish for a plum. Plums are delicious.

[okamikk]

you get a plum, but it's made more of worm than plum

i wish for my own solar system, complete with it's own self-sufficient inter-planetar eco-system, with non-destructive human-comparable inhabitants, atmospheres in which humans don't age( this includes dieing of old age) and a way to modify my body without me dieing/having to create a clone with modifications. and no way for humans that i do not choose to get there.