dragonshardz Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 Assuming you're male and have a sexual partner, you will now be able to stand in front of them, naked, legs akimbo and hands on hips and say "I AM THE DICK ADMINISTRATOR." for someone on the internet has said it so it must be true. If this was Reddit, I would give you an upvote, for you have caused me to chuckle and smile. Well done.
Industrial Miner Posted May 11, 2012 Posted May 11, 2012 HA! I like the 9001 reference . A penis smaller than a human cell? You can't explain that! I wonder how his balls could produce semen.
The Merchant of Menace Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Neither, he just has a special title based on something that was said about him on another forum in relation to Technic.
Neowulf Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Actually it's camoflage to protect him from his natural predators, Pygmy Mines. Native the the vast rainforests of New England, the Pygmy Mine has evolved a chromatic filter over it's eyes to filter out certain wavelengths of light to better see it's prey. Jakj's color is identical to that of the New English Cyprus Bitter-Olive tree and is one of the wavelengths the Pygmy Mine's eyes filter out, which renders him invisible to them and safe.
jakj Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Am I the only one who sees the title of this thread, and every time, thinks "They're talking about the people responsible for the administration of dicks?"
Industrial Miner Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Am I the only one who sees the title of this thread, and every time, thinks "They're talking about the people responsible for the administration of dicks?" No, you're not alone. [i do.]
PsychoBob Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 I view a dick admin as someone in gay porn who's incharge of deciding what goes where.
MephistosChan Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 Actually it's camoflage to protect him from his natural predators, Pygmy Mines. Native the the vast rainforests of New England, the Pygmy Mine has evolved a chromatic filter over it's eyes to filter out certain wavelengths of light to better see it's prey. Jakj's color is identical to that of the New English Cyprus Bitter-Olive tree and is one of the wavelengths the Pygmy Mine's eyes filter out, which renders him invisible to them and safe. Bollocks, it just coordinates with his dress.
kasame10 Posted May 22, 2012 Posted May 22, 2012 And still this is not in the whale box. Now I have to resist the urge to google "Dick Administrator". Damnit.
Lear85 Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 The first result for Dick Administrator is this thread. Google has smiled upon us, fellow forumgoers!
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