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Yea, my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia started acting up pretty bad when I first heard the word "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"...

Stupid doctors and their stupid made up 45 character long words...

Also, Anatidaephobia, I have that, it's no joking matt-STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEE!!!

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Um... Do you have anatidaephobia if you can actually see the ducks?

[me=beckoner]stares back at the mallard in the corner.[/me]

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Actually it's Murphy's Thread Law: Any title that can be wrong, will be wrong.

Schrodinger's Thread Principle is invoked whenever you enter this thread, the subject could be anything until you observe the latest posts and collapse the threadform.

So, in a Heisenberg thread, you would be unable to measure the thread's true topic and topic drift at the same time with any accuracy?

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I have ducks, but they aren't constantly watching me.

...Or are they?

>Lintrezza develops anatidaephobia

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I have ducks, but they aren't constantly watching me.

...Or are they?

>Lintrezza develops anatidaephobia

Poor guy. Welcome to hell.

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I used to suffer from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

most people on the internet have Ipovlopsychophobia.

Why else would they use an avatar instead of their own picture?

Because I'm fucking ugly, that's why. You should be thanking me.

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I used to suffer from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Because I'm fucking ugly, that's why. You should be thanking me.

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most people on the internet have Ipovlopsychophobia.

Why else would they use an avatar instead of their own picture?

There are plenty of pictures of me available online. I'm just too lazy to set an avatar everywhere I go.

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http://phobialist.com/

Big list of phobias.

Not that it's even a fraction complete. A phobia is an irrational fear, so while general classification of similar phobias is possible, the actual list is infinite in size and includes itself.

It's the rule 34 of the mental health world. If it exists (or not), there is a phobia of it.

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Congratulations. This topic is boring. Let me know when we get back to something interesting. Like tits or the sport of motorboating them.

In related news, I just saw a penguin.

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Congratulations. This topic is boring. Let me know when we get back to something interesting. Like tits or the sport of motorboating them.

In related news, I just saw a penguin.

Bullshit. I want to see a penguin :smith:

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I was about to type something awesome, but skype made some weid noise at tme and I totally forgot...

Has anyone actually decoded what all the sounds mean? This one souded like a sloth getting high.

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I was about to type something awesome, but skype made some weid noise at tme and I totally forgot...

Has anyone actually decoded what all the sounds mean? This one souded like a sloth getting high.

It actually IS a sloth. That's why no matter how good everyone's equipment is, skype sounds like liquid shit. It's because the signals are actually transferred via sloth.

And when you aren't actively using skype, the little guy has nothing to do in there but sit around getting high.

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How would messages get transmitted by sloth though?

Would it work like a tin can, where sound goes into the mouth, and then the sloth has a taut string coming out of its arse connected to another sloth?

Or are there millions of vibrating sloths in a jacketed tube conducting binary signals?

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How would messages get transmitted by sloth though?

Would it work like a tin can, where sound goes into the mouth, and then the sloth has a taut string coming out of its arse connected to another sloth?

Or are there millions of vibrating sloths in a jacketed tube conducting binary signals?

Sloths are psychic. They are transmitting sloth-brainwaves to other sloths, in other computers.
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That's just creepy... Does my sloth know about all the porn I've been watching? I mentally apoplogised just to be sure.

Are there any alternatives to skype?

I, for one, welcome our new sloth overlords

EDIT : Oh shit, hope the mods don't see that..

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I can just see this entire thread turning into a book.

The chapter would have to be strung along with string and bubblegum but...

Just Think

Peppers

Booze

Long words

Psi-Sloth

And

Ducks

Million Bonners

Oh and i just devoloped a fear of sloths(And their overlords).Tnx guys

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According to his list, we're about to start talking about ducks.

As such, this is somewhat relephant

EDIT : I see what you did there, you jammy sod.

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Ducks are bastards. When I was ten a duck chased me across the park near where I lived. Chased me all the way from the front of the park to the back. But then his duck gang, all three of them, flanked me. Their tactics were impeccable, yet I learned two things that day.

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[li]Duck nips/bites hurt like hell.[/li]

[li]I hate ducks.[/li]

To this date I hate ducks. They are, however, absolutely delicious.

Edit: How do I into lists

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Ducks are bastards. When I was ten a duck chased me across the park near where I lived. Chased me all the way from the front of the park to the back. But then his duck gang, all three of them, flanked me. Their tactics were impeccable, yet I learned two things that day.

[list type=decimal]

[li]Duck nips/bites hurt like hell.[/li]

[li]I hate ducks.[/li]

To this date I hate ducks. They are, however, absolutely delicious.

Edit: How do I into lists

More like... "impeckable" am i rite? hahaha.. haha :toot:

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Ducks are bastards. When I was ten a duck chased me across the park near where I lived. Chased me all the way from the front of the park to the back. But then his duck gang, all three of them, flanked me. Their tactics were impeccable, yet I learned two things that day.

[list type=decimal]

[li]Duck nips/bites hurt like hell.[/li]

[li]I hate ducks.[/li]

To this date I hate ducks. They are, however, absolutely delicious.

Edit: How do I into lists

When I was 8, a duck kept trying to untie my shoe laces, so I kicked it in the throat. It just sorta looked at me, then walked off.
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Turkeys are the real bastards.

Wind turkeys are big evil bastards that hunt poor little 4 year olds playing on their backyard swings.

Thanksgiving is sweet sweet vengeance...

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Where I live, wild turkeys aren't that uncommon of a sight. On my way to school a few weeks ago I saw a turkey just sort of walking along the sidewalk of my neighborhood, just struttin' around like nothing was odd.

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