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While you sleep, pandas break into your house and eat all your food. You starve to death in your own bedroom.

I wish that this wish contained an identical copy of this wish.

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The post you made multiplies, and takes out the internet.

I wish this thread was locked

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The post you made multiplies, and takes out the internet.

I wish this thread was locked

this thread is locked...but then gets unlocked

i wish the offical loggy pipes would come out! (bug free)

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i wish the official loggy pipes would come out! (bug free

The bugs get squash and chucked in a dimensional rift and start to eat the wood that made the pipes

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You accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish for a nano saber that shoots cheese made of pie made of oil made of dinosaurs.

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The nano sabre becomes a simple sword since there are no dinosaurs, hence no oil, hence no pie to fuel the cheese making function.

I wish I never had to shovel the driveway!

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The stuff that you would normally shovel piles up so much that it hits critical mass and becomes a black hole, destroying the earth.

I wish that my mob tower would WORK ALREADY!

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It starts working but only spawns villagers.

Ah! I remember the good old vanilla days when mob farms were the only way of free materials. Then EE came along...

I wish for it to stop snowing so much!

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It stops, but all the snow that can't fall builds up in the atmosphere, hitting critical mass and becoming a black hole, destroying the earth.

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Skip!

I wish for the earth to not get destroyed and still end up with me not doing the driveway.

you no loger have a driveway

i wish for people to stop impersonating me

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People stop impersonating you and start trying to replace you instead.

I wish for a hamburger.

You take a bite before realizing its a veggieburger.

I want a helicopter.

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The helocopter requires so much fuel that the fuel in the gas tank hits critical mass, creating a black hole and destroying the earth.

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Sourpowerpete proves you wrong in front of the whole Internet and humiliates you. Your morale is destroyed and you spend the rest of your life sulking in a corner.

I wish I could turn Minecraft physics on and off in real life.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, as you turn the gravity back on after a nice day of IRL Minecrafting, the sudden force of gravity on the dirt and stone within the earth causes the planet to implode.

I wish for the power of Telekinesis.

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The government finds out and dissects you in an attempt to discover the secret of Telekinesis.

I wish I could control electricity.

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The government finds out and dissects you in an attempt to discover the secret of Telekinesis.

I wish I could control electricity.

You can control it but due to the charge built up within you lightning storms constantly strike you.

I wish the new launcher was here.

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You can control it but due to the charge built up within you lightning storms constantly strike you.

I wish the new launcher was here.

Wish granted. The new launcher is here, but it's so unfinished and bugged that you end up being unable to play at all until the actual release date.

I wish for a genie that would grant me infinite wishes.

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