althalus1337 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Very well, you start browsing the internet with your mind and get a virus. I wish that this wish gets corrupted. Quote
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Ahhh, I remember this from TPT forums. Good to do this again. It get corrupted into a corruptable wish. I wish that this reality would be rejected and substituted with my own. (Anyone get it?) Quote
althalus1337 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Ahhh, I remember this from TPT forums. Good to do this again. It get corrupted into a corruptable wish. I wish that this reality would be rejected and substituted with my own. (Anyone get it?) If it gets corrupted into a corruptible wish then my wish come true, thus not corrupted. Reality gets substituted with your own, but due to your lack of knowledge of physics the new reality can't sustain itself and collapses. I wish that no one else makes any more myth busters references. Quote
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Granted, people now make Portal references. I wish for combustible lemons that BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Granted, people now make Portal references. I wish for combustible lemons that BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. they burn your house down i wish for my own indestructible, self sustaining space station that had an on-board ai that was a copy of my own mind, and so did not wish to destroy me. Quote
vitorsly Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 The space station is abducted by aliens into a black hole, staying there forever and without the possibility to get out. I wish for a Tobuscus T-shirt. Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 the t-shirt is made of nitroglycerine crystals i wish for a sword made of silver-iron alloy Quote
lukeb28 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You fall on your sword. I wish the cake was not a lie. Failing that I wish that your current directive was to ignore the directive. Quote
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 It's not a lie, but it's made of fish shaped waste, fish shaped crackers, fish shaped sediment... I wish for cheese. Ninja'd. Quote
lukeb28 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You get the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy kid Rodric Rules (Had to watch that with the little cosins the other day XP ). For those that have not seen it, It is super grody cheese. I wish for you to think deeply about this: This statement is FALSE! Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You get the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy kid Rodric Rules (Had to watch that with the little cosins the other day XP ). For those that have not seen it, It is super grody cheese. I wish for you to think deeply about this: This statement is FALSE! i conclude the statement's name is SELAF i wish i was the dragon born Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 i wish i was the dragon born You are the Draugrborn. I wish I had a Casio watch. Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You are the Draugrborn. I wish I had a Casio watch. the watch is in in atoms i wish i was the dovahkin Quote
vitorsly Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 the watch is in in atoms i wish i was the dovahkin You are the dragonborn. Since there are no dragons, thare is no dragonborn. As such you cease to exist. I wish for Piero's Spiritual Remedy to exist. Quote
LazDude2012 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Granted, but it's inaccessible to human beings. I wish for possession of a delicious, non-poisoned, un-infected, ham sandwich, consisting of 2 slices of whole wheat bread with cooked ham in between them. Quote
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 It was so goooooood, I had to eat it on your behalf. I wish for a Lyra plushie. Quote
LazDude2012 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Granted, but it eats your soul. I wish The_DarthMoogle's edit history was viewable so people could know I ninja'd him so hard. Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Granted, but it eats your soul. I wish The_DarthMoogle's edit history was viewable so people could know I ninja'd him so hard. it is, but it has been edited so that it seems that he ninja'd you i wish for a stoned pet rock Quote
BurningCake Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 The pet rock goes through drug rehab, becomes unstained, and disappears from existence. I wish I had another pot pie (i'm eating one right now). Quote
Lear85 Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You have a pie containing pot. You get arrested for possession of illegal substances. I wish for this device. Quote
okamikk Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You have a pie containing pot. You get arrested for possession of illegal substances. I wish for this device. you do, but it attracts a plague of rats that take over your home i wish for twig Quote
planetguy Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 You get a twig, but a bird steals it to build its nest. I wish for a million dollars; you can always find a way to use money. Quote
okamikk Posted January 16, 2013 Posted January 16, 2013 You get a twig, but a bird steals it to build its nest. I wish for a million dollars; you can always find a way to use money. You get a million dollars in Pennies, through your roof and onto your body, paralysing you completely I wish for a friendly neighbourhood buizel Quote
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 16, 2013 Posted January 16, 2013 Ash What's-his-face sees it and catches it. I wish for less overused memes. Quote
JakeVH Posted January 16, 2013 Posted January 16, 2013 I wish for less overused memes. You get less of the overused memes currently in use. However, a new batch of memes emerges, even more annoying than the current memes. I wish I could learn any language instantly and flawlessly. Quote
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