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Ahhh, I remember this from TPT forums. Good to do this again.

It get corrupted into a corruptable wish.

I wish that this reality would be rejected and substituted with my own. (Anyone get it?)

If it gets corrupted into a corruptible wish then my wish come true, thus not corrupted.

Reality gets substituted with your own, but due to your lack of knowledge of physics the new reality can't sustain itself and collapses.

I wish that no one else makes any more myth busters references.

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Granted, people now make Portal references.

I wish for combustible lemons that BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

they burn your house down

i wish for my own indestructible, self sustaining space station that had an on-board ai that was a copy of my own mind, and so did not wish to destroy me.

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The space station is abducted by aliens into a black hole, staying there forever and without the possibility to get out.

I wish for a Tobuscus T-shirt.

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You fall on your sword.

I wish the cake was not a lie. Failing that I wish that your current directive was to ignore the directive.

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You get the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy kid Rodric Rules (Had to watch that with the little cosins the other day XP ). For those that have not seen it, It is super grody cheese.

I wish for you to think deeply about this: This statement is FALSE!

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You get the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy kid Rodric Rules (Had to watch that with the little cosins the other day XP ). For those that have not seen it, It is super grody cheese.

I wish for you to think deeply about this: This statement is FALSE!

i conclude the statement's name is SELAF

i wish i was the dragon born

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the watch is in in atoms

i wish i was the dovahkin

You are the dragonborn.

Since there are no dragons, thare is no dragonborn. As such you cease to exist.

I wish for Piero's Spiritual Remedy to exist.

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Granted, but it's inaccessible to human beings.

I wish for possession of a delicious, non-poisoned, un-infected, ham sandwich, consisting of 2 slices of whole wheat bread with cooked ham in between them.

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Granted, but it eats your soul.

I wish The_DarthMoogle's edit history was viewable so people could know I ninja'd him so hard.

it is, but it has been edited so that it seems that he ninja'd you

i wish for a stoned pet rock

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You have a pie containing pot. You get arrested for possession of illegal substances.

I wish for this device.

you do, but it attracts a plague of rats that take over your home

i wish for twig

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You get a twig, but a bird steals it to build its nest.

I wish for a million dollars; you can always find a way to use money.

You get a million dollars in Pennies, through your roof and onto your body, paralysing you completely

I wish for a friendly neighbourhood buizel

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I wish for less overused memes.

You get less of the overused memes currently in use. However, a new batch of memes emerges, even more annoying than the current memes.

I wish I could learn any language instantly and flawlessly.

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