Time Machinez!

[poryy]

What would you do if you had a time machine with unlimited power? I would go back in time, steal Thomas Edison's glasses, cancel all of his patents, and then give Nikola Tesla a smartphone.

[okamikk]

i would go back in time and prevent the primitive homo sapiens from discovering the uses of fire, instead forcing them evolve in such a manner that they co-exist with the earth and don't destroy it

[Lethosos]

I'd go back and give cats enhanced intelligence so that they can reign as the dominant species on this planet.

...wait, did I already do that or not?

[Industrial Miner]

I'd go back in time to become the great grandfather of all! (giggety) All of you will become my far grandchildren.

[okamikk]

I'd go back in time to become the great grandfather of all! (giggety) All of you will become my far grandchildren.

i didn't know mechanical life-forms could produce living offspring

[Richs_Yard]

I'd go back in time and warn the US about the incoming Attack on Pearl Harbor. Oh and telling them to be AA on the Twin towers.

[Kocken926]

There are so many ways to get rich with that so I won't even bother listing any.

Checking out the future would always be cool, but if that wouldn't work, I'd go fuck around with some old scriptures so that they irrefutably say that I am the reincarnation of ALL the deitys.

Also I would make sure the whole world uses SI-units (and Celsius).

[Richs_Yard]

I watched a film about terrorism today, all I got on my mind is that.

[Industrial Miner]

Or just prevent FaceCrap and Nicki Minaj/Justin Fagface from coming into existence.

[theprolo]

I'd give an atomic bomb to cavemen and see what happened...

[Richs_Yard]

I'd give an atomic bomb to cavemen and see what happened...

Lol. Oh I know! I'd show the creators of the Internet what the internet looks like today.

[lukeb28]

I would first give documentation of all our current technology to the most brilliant minds of the 19th century (We could not comprehend such tech before this time I think). This would make it so our technology would jump by leaps and bounds.I would then go back to the times of Jesus (Or when they wrote the bible) and change it all to sound moronic and illogical! Oh wait, I seem to have already done that... (My own opinion. I do not disapprove of people of faith and am close friends with many who are. Just having a laugh)

After doing that I would mess with other religions to make it look like I was the chosen of them all for the year 2250. I would then go to that time and make myself out to be absolutely amazing god of epicness and rule the world!

Muhahahahahahaaa!!!

Whosaidthat?

I would fool around in the past with our uber-in-comparison-technology!

[Munaus]

I would probably go back in time when they had that little shop in my local swimming hall, where they sold soft ice cream. And eat that ice cream :3

[Richs_Yard]

I would probably go back in time when they had that little shop in my local swimming hall, where they sold soft ice cream. And eat that ice cream :3

Inside that huge...giant... Iron suit... Lives a very simple and gentle man, am I correct?

[Dr_Appleman]

I would teach Hitler how to art and prevent that he would get in power.

[RalphRoberts]

I would use it to give myself all of the answers to every test I have taken so far in college, and get a perfect GPA!

[Ysharma]

I would repeatedly use it to give modern technology to older humans, exponentially speeding up progress

[GreenWolf13]

I would use it to stop all of you fucking with the space-time continuum. Don't you know time is a fragile thing?

Wibblely wobblely timey wimey.

[Lethosos]

Lol. Oh I know! I'd show the creators of the Internet what the internet looks like today.

I, for one, would love to see the expressions on the people at the DARPA Labs back then when you show them the wonders of 4Chan. :D

[TheBytemaster]

I, for one, would use it mainly to deliver all of those witty comebacks that your brain can only come up with an hour after engaging in verbal sparring.

[Jay?]

I would go forward in time, and collect three things:

a history of natural disasters and notable tragedies, detailed stock market history, and whatever kind of holographic doodad seemed most appealing.

Then, i would go back to my own time, make millions on stocks, and play superhero, rescuing people from disasters.

[Richs_Yard]

Oh rescue me Jay... woman? TO THE CAT CAVE

[Kocken926]

I would go forward in time, and collect three things:

a history of natural disasters and notable tragedies, detailed stock market history, and whatever kind of holographic doodad seemed most appealing.

Then, i would go back to my own time, make millions on stocks, and play superhero, rescuing people from disasters.

What would you do with the doodad though?

Also, I would go figure out why HL2: Episode 3 isn't out yet.

[okamikk]

i would go into the future, get a load of genetic manipulation equipment and learn to use it, then go back in time and use it on myself and make myself the most genetically advanced being possible

[lukeb28]

i would go into the future, get a load of genetic manipulation equipment and learn to use it, then go back in time and use it on myself and make myself the most genetically advanced being possible

I would have thought you would have made it so all your posts that got warnings never happened.