Haskar Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 As I'm being quite bored, I found out that it would've been fun making my own conspiracy theories. Then I had another idea about letting others join the fun. The third idea was to back it up with "facts". Maybe this won't be popular, but I'll try my best. Be creative! I'll start: Disneyland will take over the world by poisoning the air using "fairy dust". Unehydrodyday 1 Quote
theprolo Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Shhhh, Microsoft is listening. Kinect was only the trial run. Unehydrodyday 1 Quote
Neowulf Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 The laws of thermodynamics are bogus. A complete fabrication pushed by big oil to ensure anyone who discovers otherwise are blown off as insane crackpots. Unehydrodyday and Sev 2 Quote
Lethosos Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Honey Boo Boo is secretly an alien. Seriously. Quote
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Coke is actually the perspiration of Sasquatch, which is mixed with copious amounts of sugars and alien urine, to give it it's carbonated nature. Quote
Haskar Posted January 14, 2014 Author Posted January 14, 2014 Godzilla is real. The movies were manifests from reality, and CIA deleted our memories after the incidents. Real life picture of the monster: Quote
Richs_Yard Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 The government had nothing to do with any of the nation tragedies in America. Now that's a conspiracy. Quote
SXScarecrow Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 The government is a lie; the world is actually controlled by the film industry who use the power of Real 3D to project mindless obedience into millions of poor film-goers. The ultimate plan is to *REDACTED* Quote
Mooseman9 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Battlefield/Call of Duty trains players to be real-life killers. I no scoped JFK. Quote
Generalcamo Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. Quote
TheBytemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. That would be amazing. Oh, and White Face totally isn't hiding in your computer. Quote
dwwojcik Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 The government is a lie; the world is actually controlled by the film industry who use the power of Real 3D to project mindless obedience into millions of poor film-goers. The ultimate plan is to *REDACTED* I don't watch movies. Ha. Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. Curse is secretly plotting to buy Mojang with the help of EA. Quote
theprolo Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... Quote
Haskar Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... NOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Now valve will NEVER release it! You've doomed us all... BRING THE FAIRY DUST!!!! Quote
dwwojcik Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... The sequel to Half-Life 2 is already here, remember? Episodes 1 and 2. Valve probably took HL3, cut it in half, and changed the 3 to a 2 just to watch the community squirm. Quote
Haskar Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 Prime Minister of Norway is actually a slitheen! Quote
RalphRoberts Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Obama is secretly plotting to turn the USA into a Police State similar to Nazi Germany. Evidence: He has no hair! Quote
TheBytemaster Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not. Quote
Haskar Posted January 29, 2014 Author Posted January 29, 2014 Pokémon are the ones that learn teenagers to make dirty jokes! Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted February 2, 2014 Moderators Posted February 2, 2014 Megalodon sharks still exist! How can anyone deny it? We have only explored, like, 5% of the entire ocean! Quote
Lethosos Posted February 2, 2014 Posted February 2, 2014 To be fair, megladons do have a fair chance to exist, if only as near-bethnic predators. So, no, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy theory. Now, Sasquatch being closely related to certain members of Congress... Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted February 2, 2014 Moderators Posted February 2, 2014 To be fair, megladons do have a fair chance to exist, if only as near-bethnic predators. So, no, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy theory. Dragons have a fair chance to exist aswell. Or "have" existed. But since there are no live, dead nor fossil specimen as of yet... The video itself does come off as a conspiracy if you're into such things, especially if you read the comments below. Quote
Dentcat Posted February 2, 2014 Posted February 2, 2014 There is, in fact, no such thing as the internet. There is no computer in the world that runs the same internet , and everyone on-line is an AI. Even those you think are your friends in real life are just AIs programmed to imitate your friends created by EA and their spying via the obvious cover up they named Origin. Quote
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