Haskar Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 As I'm being quite bored, I found out that it would've been fun making my own conspiracy theories. Then I had another idea about letting others join the fun. The third idea was to back it up with "facts". Maybe this won't be popular, but I'll try my best. Be creative! I'll start: Disneyland will take over the world by poisoning the air using "fairy dust". Unehydrodyday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Shhhh, Microsoft is listening. Kinect was only the trial run. Unehydrodyday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 The laws of thermodynamics are bogus. A complete fabrication pushed by big oil to ensure anyone who discovers otherwise are blown off as insane crackpots. Unehydrodyday and Sev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Honey Boo Boo is secretly an alien. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Mataroyale_Modpacker_ Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Coke is actually the perspiration of Sasquatch, which is mixed with copious amounts of sugars and alien urine, to give it it's carbonated nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haskar Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Godzilla is real. The movies were manifests from reality, and CIA deleted our memories after the incidents. Real life picture of the monster: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richs_Yard Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 The government had nothing to do with any of the nation tragedies in America. Now that's a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SXScarecrow Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 The government is a lie; the world is actually controlled by the film industry who use the power of Real 3D to project mindless obedience into millions of poor film-goers. The ultimate plan is to *REDACTED* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooseman9 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Battlefield/Call of Duty trains players to be real-life killers. I no scoped JFK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalcamo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. That would be amazing. Oh, and White Face totally isn't hiding in your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 The government is a lie; the world is actually controlled by the film industry who use the power of Real 3D to project mindless obedience into millions of poor film-goers. The ultimate plan is to *REDACTED* I don't watch movies. Ha. Technic and FTB has teamed up to secretly take over Curse. Curse is secretly plotting to buy Mojang with the help of EA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haskar Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... NOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Now valve will NEVER release it! You've doomed us all... BRING THE FAIRY DUST!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwwojcik Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Half Life three might come out within the next century. Maybe I went a little far with this one... The sequel to Half-Life 2 is already here, remember? Episodes 1 and 2. Valve probably took HL3, cut it in half, and changed the 3 to a 2 just to watch the community squirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haskar Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Prime Minister of Norway is actually a slitheen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphRoberts Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Obama is secretly plotting to turn the USA into a Police State similar to Nazi Germany. Evidence: He has no hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBytemaster Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Nothing beats this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Hitler was really a Pokémon. Proof: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haskar Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 Pokémon are the ones that learn teenagers to make dirty jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted February 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 2, 2014 Megalodon sharks still exist! How can anyone deny it? We have only explored, like, 5% of the entire ocean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 To be fair, megladons do have a fair chance to exist, if only as near-bethnic predators. So, no, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy theory. Now, Sasquatch being closely related to certain members of Congress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted February 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 2, 2014 To be fair, megladons do have a fair chance to exist, if only as near-bethnic predators. So, no, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy theory. Dragons have a fair chance to exist aswell. Or "have" existed. But since there are no live, dead nor fossil specimen as of yet... The video itself does come off as a conspiracy if you're into such things, especially if you read the comments below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dentcat Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 There is, in fact, no such thing as the internet. There is no computer in the world that runs the same internet , and everyone on-line is an AI. Even those you think are your friends in real life are just AIs programmed to imitate your friends created by EA and their spying via the obvious cover up they named Origin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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