Laeryc Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 If at first you dont succeed, Give it to jeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nahguacm Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Schrodinger is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over and inspects he car. ''Are you aware that you have a dead cat in your trunk?'' says the cop. '' I am now!'' says Schrodinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKev Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 If at first you dont succeed, Give it to jeb And if that doesn't work, give up and hire the community to do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Doing a Minecraft Let's Play will make you famous on YouTube because you're so creative and different from everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wudzerivovneach Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Goats are very good pets. They'll take good care of and defend your drops if you get killed. I always take one with me if I'm exploring the wild of minecraftia, or lava-filled caves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laeryc Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Schrodinger is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over and inspects he car. ''Are you aware that you have a dead cat in your trunk?'' says the cop. '' I am now!'' says Schrodinger Physics joke? ... dont hear enough of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickaxe121 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 the game. you just lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKev Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Is the joke supposed to be that you're not being funny? That's a bit too meta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickaxe121 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Is the joke supposed to be that you're not being funny? That's a bit too meta. no, its not exactly a joke,but more of a game.its called the game(hehe see what i did there,see!) and if you even think of it than you lose. so, a lot of people are winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 no, its not exactly a joke,but more of a game.its called the game(hehe see what i did there,see!) and if you even think of it than you lose. so, a lot of people are winning. Making other people lose The Game is only really funny when they get pissed off. Since this is a mature forum, those who do get it will just pass on it like any other internet meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 One player can hold 2304 cubic meters of land in his inventory and still run and jump. Now if you look at the material and it's weight that the player is carrying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 One player can hold 2304 cubic meters of land in his inventory and still run and jump. Now if you look at the material and it's weight that the player is carrying... One large chest can hold 3456 smaller chests within it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 One large chest can hold 3456 smaller chests within it. Fall from a hundred meter high into water, you're fine. Fall from two meters high on dirt, you just broke one of your legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 A diamond is the hardest material in existence. You can break a diamond block with a simple iron pickaxe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkon Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A diamond is the hardest material in existence. You can break a diamond block with a simple iron pickaxe. To be fair, it shatters rather easily. Just hope the shards don't hit you or whatever you're wearing is torn to shreds. And you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziberoo Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted dead and alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 As for the subject of physics jokes, please just drop it. (Oh, and to those who don't 'get it,' this is in fact a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 [awful jokes incoming] A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, buddy, we don't server string here." so ho goes off, and tells his friends no to worry, and that he has a plan, and ties himself up. He walks inot the bar, and the barman says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string that was in here earlier?" String says "No, i'm a frayed knot." A bear walks into a bar, and the barman says "Hey man, you gotta go, we don't serve bears here." Bear says "If you don't gimme a beer, im gonna have to eat one of your customers" Barman says "you gotta do what you gotta do, but i can't serve any bears here." So the bear goes around, and finds this skeezy, trashy, drunken old lady, and he EATS her. back at the bar he says "Well, i did it. I ate one of your customers. NOW will you gimme a beer?" Barman says "No way man, i told you, we don't server bears, especially not bears on drugs!" Bear says "Drugs!? I'm not on any drugs!" Barman says "Yeah, well what about that bar bitch you ate?" (barbiturate. because some people won't get it >_>) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made_You_Look Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 the game. you just lost. FFFFFFFFUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielJin Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Minecraft taught us chemisrty, phisics, biology, geography, languages, math, art, music... Why did I go to a School? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 Aether has no update for 1.2.5. (Sarcasm, it is updated now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKev Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Aether is the best mod ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziberoo Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Aether is the best mod ever. Nu uh! Inficraft is much better! It adds way more items! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForJagler Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Fun fact : zombies speak ''Gra'h'' language and non understand: Zombie: *pumps door* gra'h gooh GRA'H oah lok eh gra'h! Steve : *grabs sword and kills zombie'' zombie translate: Steve wake up , enderman fcking up with your wife , wait no no dont hit !! , Y U PEOPLE NO LISTEN!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzioA Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Aether has no update for 1.2.5. (Sarcasm, it is updated now!) IKR! Pre release 1.9 ftw! Facebook is a friendly, no stalker zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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