EzioA Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 You make your first Hoe with some wood. Buh dun tssss. Actually I make a stone one, i prefer the weeping angel version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 DNS techpack is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raxo2222 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Bukkit -> Mojang API transition will be smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Actually I make a stone one, i prefer the weeping angel version. Not sure if you understood my pun (Hoe- slut/tool wood-resource/penis). But if you did, and then proceeded to make one yourself, I failed to understand it. Please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzioA Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Stone = Harder than wood. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Ah, I understand now your reference to the common usage of "hard as a rock" only in this instance as "Stone" har har. Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Guys, no fighting in here. Keep making MC jokes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Guys, no fighting in here. Keep making MC jokes . All's well that ends well I.M. IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fate Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Minecraft modders are happy at being included in a mod pack and have no qualms about not being asked for permission. [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 [/sarcasm] taken as double sarcasm due to my ninja sarcasm perception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar and sits next to a man with a wolf at his feet. He asks "Does he bite?" "No" A few minutes, and a few beers later, the wolf takes a huge chunk out of Steve's leg. "You said he wouldn't bite!" Steve said, indignantly. "That's not my wolf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkon Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar. He trips on it and falls into a lake of lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar, steps on a pressure plate set by SaDiabloWarlord and is subsequently trapped and defeated. ~Ninja by SDW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nahguacm Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *finished making a wooden mansion* You know what this needs? A fireplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *finished making a wooden mansion* You know what this needs? A fireplace. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaJasam Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I used to have an amazing wooden house with a firepit when infinate fire was pre-nether style. I burnt the thing down a few times because I built the house /first/ ¬.¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptar Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Well I had some chemistry jokes, but all the good ones Argon. We should really take terrible chemistry jokes like this, and Barium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioun267 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 What did the element say to the policeman? You'll never take me alive Copper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Steve is sat behind the bar cleaning glasses, when a chicken walks in. Steve says 'Sorry, we don't serve poultry here'. The chicken says, 'That's all right, I'll just have a lager". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collybolly Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 TMI never works. [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brunswick Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylord Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips. Anti-Joke chicken, you did it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brunswick Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Anti-Joke chicken, you did it again! Cluck cluck. Why didn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted July 7, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 7, 2012 Fun fact: People still believe that Kakermix is not canadian. New versions of mods that arent compatible with older saved games are loved by all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nahguacm Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 2 guys walk into a bar.... You would think one would have ducked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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