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Actually I make a stone one, i prefer the weeping angel version.

Not sure if you understood my pun (Hoe- slut/tool wood-resource/penis). But if you did, and then proceeded to make one yourself, I failed to understand it. Please explain.

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Steve walks into a bar and sits next to a man with a wolf at his feet.

He asks "Does he bite?"

"No"

A few minutes, and a few beers later, the wolf takes a huge chunk out of Steve's leg.

"You said he wouldn't bite!" Steve said, indignantly.

"That's not my wolf."

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I used to have an amazing wooden house with a firepit when infinate fire was pre-nether style.

I burnt the thing down a few times because I built the house /first/ ¬.¬

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Well I had some chemistry jokes, but all the good ones Argon.

We should really take terrible chemistry jokes like this, and Barium.

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Steve is sat behind the bar cleaning glasses, when a chicken walks in. Steve says

'Sorry, we don't serve poultry here'. The chicken says,

'That's all right, I'll just have a lager".

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  • What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
  • Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear.
  • A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
  • There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
  • How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured.
  • A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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  • What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
  • Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear.
  • A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
  • There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
  • How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured.
  • A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Anti-Joke chicken, you did it again!

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Fun fact: People still believe that Kakermix is not canadian.

New versions of mods that arent compatible with older saved games are loved by all

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