JOHN. Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 http://christwire.org/2012/06/fat-people-are-gay What the fuck did I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Some weird crap by an old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gassy_lobster Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Wow. That's incredibly stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Actually read some of it 99% bullshit of course, but with one redeeming piece. I quote: With a country that celebrates the mongoloid sinners known as the “Jersey Shore” and the horrible, homobese troll known as “Snooki,” A million monkeys with a million typewriter will one day write Shakespeare and by the same statistics this guy has hit on a fundamental truth. I'd just reword it to not to be offensive to people with Downs Syndrome and change the word homobese to orange. While the original link is frankly disturbing, this http://christwire.org/2011/12/what-pubic-hair-says-about-a-woman/ is simply hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 The Christwire Handbook Save yourself from : Gays Causing Hurricanes DNA Children's Cartoons Yup, we are in that part of the internet yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 HEY EVERYBODY! BATTLEFIELD 3 IS JESUS APPROVED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Are you a Brony, Darth? Cause if you are, Christwre has something to say to you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Oh, this is nothing, because it's a troll. The guys who write this do tours. These guys on the other hand... It's an excellent read. http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?1680-5-Reasons-Why-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-is-EVIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 I'm off back to youporn, see you all later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 What? I don't. What? What? how do you even? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrial Miner Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 And I'm off too, to another pornsite. *Cough* tube8 *Cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 And I'm off too, to another pornsite. *Cough* tube8 *Cough* -cough cough- Sorry, threw up a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmikegigsxx Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 While on the topic of propaganda I feel the need to share this vital information with all of you- http://mindcrap.com/index/video/nuclear-bomb-on-the-way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 While on the topic of propaganda I feel the need to share this vital information with all of you- http://mindcrap.com/index/video/nuclear-bomb-on-the-way Flaming Catholic sperm Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank_space Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Industrial Miner said: ↑ And I'm off too, to another pornsite. *Cough* tube8 *Cough* -cough cough- Sorry, threw up a little. A connoisseur of porn sites? well i never... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brunswick Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Oh god this site...this site is fucking hilarious. ...with their canker blossom decorated with a strip that beckons the friendship of multiple sin staffs... I seriously just about lost my drink reading that. Golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN. Posted June 17, 2012 Author Share Posted June 17, 2012 The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is. Are the people on this site aware that they are posting a ton of hilarious bullshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Are the people on this site aware that they are posting a ton of hilarious bullshit? They are entirely aware. The general viewer (yourself incuded) believes otherwise. That's the beauty of it. It's so spurious, yet utterly convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotyaoi Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Ah Christwire, The Onion of religion, except sadly more believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniboxer Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 christwire is one of the more believables, this one is less, but far more entertaining, and I managed to find their article on minecraft: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inittowinitall Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 No wonder why no one gives Christianity or conservatism credit anymore. These stupid and uneducated people need to stop staring at the Bible until they think it tells them what they want instead of actually reading It. This is why I am glad to be Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 christwire is one of the more believables, this one is less, but far more entertaining, and I managed to find their article on minecraft: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266 Top comment is surely P.S. we are no longer accepting tithes in World Of Warcraft gold. made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakachu Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 it's kinda depressing how many people in this thread thought that christwire was a serious site, and not obvious satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoho Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 These stupid and uneducated people need to stop staring at the Bible until they think it tells them what they want instead of actually reading It.Be careful with what you wish for. it's well known that easiest way to become an atheist is to actually read the Bible and thinking along while doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MephistosChan Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 it's kinda depressing how many people in this thread thought that christwire was a serious site, and not obvious satire. It's how many of us Brits view the heartland states of 'Murica. God and McCarthyism, the dream team of American politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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