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Kaker misunderstands and ruins your favourite show for you with his inside knowledge of the TV and Movie industry.

I wish sparklefarts was a real mod.

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It becomes invincible, but you die before the wishes effects take place.

I wish that the turtle crushed by the dinosaur came back to life.

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You write Forge. It is awfully boring on its own.

I wish for 20 US dollars delivered to my house, at speeds no more than walking speed so the money doesn't kill me when I open the door.

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20 USD is delivered carefully to your front door.

Unfortunately, they are counterfeit, so the FBI shows up 30 min later and arrests you.

I wish that I had a better computer that could run Big Dig at more than 25 FPS.

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You do, but since the human eye can not tell more than 30 FPS, you can't really see much of a difference

I wish knew how to code with Forge.

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I wish I could code mods period. XD

You learn how to write Forge mods, but when you are finally an expert your realize you've forgotten your ideas for mods.

[sCIENCE!!!!]Also, I think 30 FPS isn't a hard limit. I think I heard that it varies from person to person.[/sCIENCE!!!!]

I wish that those Dirty MMO games wouldn't run ads on www.technicpack.net. Definitely not when my Mom is in the room.

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You learn how, and code the best video game of all time. Unfortunately, the second best video game of all time comes out a few hours afterward. Because it's your first videogame so you have no money, the other publisher blows your advertising spending away and gets 1,000,000 times more sales.

I wish Noobs wouldn't try to run public Minecraft Servers.

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They don't, but they have nothing else to do, so they wander the streets aimlessly, drool dripping out of their mouths, spouting words of wisdom like "OMG, I can'T ruN server. A creaper with a hard hat CAllled me a n00b."

I wish I could share my smartness with everyone.

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You open up a school, but only the mindlessly wandering noobs enroll. They are impossible to teach.

I wish nobody was a noob.

you are a n00b, but you get lobotomised and go on to have a great career in minecraft server administration

I wish the world was not boring.

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You join these forums, but then the Minecraft Mod API comes out and technicpack shuts down because modpacks are unnecessary.

I wish the logo at the top of this page would be updated to be blue instead of red.

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You join these forums, but then the Minecraft Mod API comes out and technicpack shuts down because modpacks are unnecessary.

I wish the logo at the top of this page would be updated to be blue instead of red.

Its updated but you can't see it

I wish I got a money printing machine with no legal repurcusions, and it could not cause harm in any way.

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I wish I got a money printing machine with no legal repurcusions, and it could not cause harm in any way.

Since printing money could interfere with the government's economic policy and trigger runaway inflation, a major form of harm, your machine does not print money.

I wish for 10 grams of pure iron. Because I can.

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Granted. Now that there is no corruption, all of history changes, and it changes in a way so that you no longer exist.

I wish that all of the idiots would stay over on MCF.

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Wish granted. Now all of the idiots stay on MCForums and the noobs come here in a gigantic tidal wave which forces Cheap and Kaker to delete some accounts, including yours.

I wish that I was Kakermix

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You are Kakermix. After you delete Miniboxer's account, he flies into a rage and vows to spend the rest of his days hunting you down. You can never sleep without nightmares of being tortured and killed by him.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I had an ice cream sandwich.

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