planetguy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You now know Java. The entire Minecraft community starts bugging you to make their half-baked mod ideas. I wish I had a Wimshurst generator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You take poor precautions are are lit on fire by the spark. You die. I wish for an infinite amount of farting and slapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartanyanni Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You take poor precautions are are lit on fire by the spark. You die. I wish for an infinite amount of farting and slapping. Due to your large amounts of doing those, you are sent to an asylum. I wish for magic tattoos like in Far Cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooseman9 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You get killed by Vaas. I wish that I had a long, cool glass of milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartanyanni Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You get killed by Vaas. I wish that I had a long, cool glass of milk. YOUR MILK HAS BEEN SPILLED. CRY ABOUT IT! I wish my parents wouldn't force me to take Mandarin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay? Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 YOUR MILK HAS BEEN SPILLED. CRY ABOUT IT! I wish my parents wouldn't force me to take Mandarin... Granted. However, you really WILL need it someday. I wish all this spam would go away q_q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The spam dissapears but so much more takes its place that the internet gets overloaded and every central server in the world melts with the sheer volume of spam. I wish I had an AI to do all my homework and then teach it to me in an interesting way that I would learn from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The spam dissapears but so much more takes its place that the internet gets overloaded and every central server in the world melts with the sheer volume of spam. I wish I had an AI to do all my homework and then teach it to me in an interesting way that I would learn from! the AI is poorly programmed and does everything wrong i wish for a knee high green friend that could shoot nerf darts out his fingers and had perfect aim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 the AI is poorly programmed and does everything wrong i wish for a knee high green friend that could shoot nerf darts out his fingers and had perfect aim He gets in panick and shoots your heart, killing you. I wish raccoons were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The evolutionary changes needed to bring back the raccoon, also brings back the dinosaurs, and an end to civilisation as we know it. I wish for a new graphics card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The evolutionary changes needed to bring back the raccoon, also brings back the dinosaurs, and an end to civilisation as we know it. I wish for a new graphics card. Your graphics card doesn't work. I wish for a hat like Jorcer's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Jorcer uses his hacking powers to hack into your brain via the hat you wear and takes over your mind to go on a killing rampage and lets you take the blame. I wish for a single sterile looney to appear in my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DarthMoogle Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You get this looney in your hand He ain't sterile either. I wish for a one pound fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningCake Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 That one pound fish ends up being a useless Magicarp. *splash splash* I wish stuff didn't always sell at intervals of .99 cents. *I don't want a damn penny back!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorsly Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 That one pound fish ends up being a useless Magicarp. *splash splash* I wish stuff didn't always sell at intervals of .99 cents. *I don't want a damn penny back!* Because shops have to get ehyr prices cheaper by atleast 10 cents than others, they can't lower theyr pices leading to a stagnant economy and the end of capitalism. You broke America. I wish for Cheap Shot's new profile pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Granted, but everyone likes the old one better. I wish for a better computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You get the greatest supercomputer ever built, in a box so elegant that the design team couldn't bring themselves to mess it up with input or output ports. Oh, and all the components are fused onto the box's inside surface, so don't even think about cutting it open to change it. I wish for a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeVH Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I wish for a cookie. You get a cookie on your computer that tracks everything you do and sends it to everyone on the internet. I wish for all of the pants. All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lear85 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You have a monopoly on pants. The government breaks you up into many smaller people with less pants. This made more sense in my head... I wish for a genie that didn't corrupt my wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planetguy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 The genie doesn't corrupt your wishes because it refuses to grant them. I wish there weren't any idiots on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 They are all replaced with people who don't know how to use the Internet. I wish for a free refill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 They are all replaced with people who don't know how to use the Internet. I wish for a free refill. you get a free refill of napalm juice i wish i had a jetpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisMustBeHalo Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You run out of fuel at y=163. I wish for an apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okamikk Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You run out of fuel at y=163. I wish for an apple. the apple is actually the egg of of a highly poisonous snake, which bites you i wish for pet cerberus that listens to me, can talk to me, and does not kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeb28 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It eats your family and leaves you alone in a room with no food for a month. I wish for HALO 5!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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