EzioA Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 You make your first Hoe with some wood. Buh dun tssss. Actually I make a stone one, i prefer the weeping angel version.
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Actually I make a stone one, i prefer the weeping angel version. Not sure if you understood my pun (Hoe- slut/tool wood-resource/penis). But if you did, and then proceeded to make one yourself, I failed to understand it. Please explain.
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Ah, I understand now your reference to the common usage of "hard as a rock" only in this instance as "Stone" har har. Good one!
Industrial Miner Posted June 27, 2012 Author Posted June 27, 2012 Guys, no fighting in here. Keep making MC jokes .
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Guys, no fighting in here. Keep making MC jokes . All's well that ends well I.M. IMO
Aegis Fate Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Minecraft modders are happy at being included in a mod pack and have no qualms about not being asked for permission. [/sarcasm]
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 [/sarcasm] taken as double sarcasm due to my ninja sarcasm perception.
The_DarthMoogle Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar and sits next to a man with a wolf at his feet. He asks "Does he bite?" "No" A few minutes, and a few beers later, the wolf takes a huge chunk out of Steve's leg. "You said he wouldn't bite!" Steve said, indignantly. "That's not my wolf."
Valkon Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar. He trips on it and falls into a lake of lava.
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Steve walks into a bar, steps on a pressure plate set by SaDiabloWarlord and is subsequently trapped and defeated. ~Ninja by SDW
nahguacm Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 *finished making a wooden mansion* You know what this needs? A fireplace.
SaDiabloWarlord Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 *finished making a wooden mansion* You know what this needs? A fireplace. ROFL
OmegaJasam Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 I used to have an amazing wooden house with a firepit when infinate fire was pre-nether style. I burnt the thing down a few times because I built the house /first/ ¬.¬
reptar Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Well I had some chemistry jokes, but all the good ones Argon. We should really take terrible chemistry jokes like this, and Barium.
ioun267 Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 What did the element say to the policeman? You'll never take me alive Copper!
The_DarthMoogle Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Steve is sat behind the bar cleaning glasses, when a chicken walks in. Steve says 'Sorry, we don't serve poultry here'. The chicken says, 'That's all right, I'll just have a lager".
Brunswick Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
Xylord Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of feeling fear. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew sitting at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and be injured. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips. Anti-Joke chicken, you did it again!
Brunswick Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Anti-Joke chicken, you did it again! Cluck cluck. Why didn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.
Moderators Munaus Posted July 7, 2012 Moderators Posted July 7, 2012 Fun fact: People still believe that Kakermix is not canadian. New versions of mods that arent compatible with older saved games are loved by all
nahguacm Posted July 9, 2012 Posted July 9, 2012 2 guys walk into a bar.... You would think one would have ducked
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