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And no wishes you shall get...

I wish I had a purple kiwi as a friend... :D

You didn't corrupt it.. (But you kinda did.)

You are selected for the beta. The game crashes your computer and wipes your hard drive.

I wish I had a portal gun.

You aim the "device" at your face, and you disintegrate. (Please get the reference)

I wish valve could count to 3.

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The echidna decides to stab all your family members with its spines and is sent to jail for the rest of its life.

I wish we could record our dreams and save them to watch later.

You have a dirty dream and your mother watches it. Awkwardness follows...

I wish I had an indestructible spaceship I could control with my mind!

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You fall asleep and when you wake up your spaceship is lost forever in the voids of space, never to be seen or heard of again.

EDIT: Well, that was an awkward ninja...

@kocken: Due to the fact that the amount of proper spelling and grammar on the internet is set at a specific ratio, the amount of correct spelling rapidly declines, until nothing is comprehensible.

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You drop your wrangler, making it fire a missile at you.

I wish the moon was made out of fudge.

The Moon is made of fudge. Neil Armstrong's ghost eats it. Without the gavitational pull of the moon, the sea stops moving staling the water and pissing off every surfer dude out there. They kill you.

I wish I was brainwashed into not knowing I was brainwashed.

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You dont get brainwashed in the first place while they make you think that you were brainwashed into thinking you were never brainwashed. In your confusion, they steal your wallet and phone, then max out your credit card and take a cash loan of 3 million dollars in your name. Have fun cleaning that mess up.

I wish for my work to do itself :P

Side note: I love how this thread is still on topic after almost 340 posts!

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You dont get brainwashed in the first place while they make you think that you were brainwashed into thinking you were never brainwashed. In your confusion, they steal your wallet and phone, then max out your credit card and take a cash loan of 3 million dollars in your name. Have fun cleaning that mess up.

I wish for my work to do itself :P

Side note: I love how this thread is still on topic after almost 340 posts!

your work does it self, but poorly...you now have no family or job or money

i wish for biotics (L5n implants, vanguards are the shit)

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it comes in a box made of mirrors, the lazers reflect around inside and when the box is open it destroys most of the earth. the survivors task you with rebuilding it, which makes the rest of your life extremely boring.

i wish for 100 donuts

The donuts explode in your stomach.

I wish for 30 dollars of pure diamonds.

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The donuts explode in your stomach.

I wish for 30 dollars of pure diamonds.

Due to a sudden rise in inflation, you can't buy any diamonds for that.

I wish NEI didn't thought I had 4 cores, not 5.

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