andrewdonshik Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 And no wishes you shall get... I wish I had a purple kiwi as a friend... You didn't corrupt it.. (But you kinda did.) You are selected for the beta. The game crashes your computer and wipes your hard drive. I wish I had a portal gun. You aim the "device" at your face, and you disintegrate. (Please get the reference) I wish valve could count to 3. Quote
planetguy Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 Valve, being so excited about its newfound number, decides that they should have 3 customers and bans everyone else from their games. I wish I could think up wishes more easily. Quote
Guest Ysharma Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You make a list of every wish possible, and ruin the game. I wish I could see anything from anyones point of view Quote
planetguy Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You see the visual fields of everyone alive. The sensory overload sends you into seizures and you die. I wish Forge mods didn't break. Ever. Quote
okamikk Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You see the visual fields of everyone alive. The sensory overload sends you into seizures and you die. I wish Forge mods didn't break. Ever. there are no longer any forge mods. Ever. i wish for an echidna in my back yard Quote
BurningCake Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 The echidna decides to stab all your family members with its spines and is sent to jail for the rest of its life. I wish we could record our dreams and save them to watch later. Quote
theprolo Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 The echidna decides to stab all your family members with its spines and is sent to jail for the rest of its life. I wish we could record our dreams and save them to watch later. You have a dirty dream and your mother watches it. Awkwardness follows... I wish I had an indestructible spaceship I could control with my mind! Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 (Someone finds your records of wet dreams.) DAMN NINJA!!! YOUR SHIP GET'S STUCK IN A BLACK HOLE! Its life support systems keeps you alive for an agonizing 80 years. I wish everyone on the internet used proper grammar. Quote
BurningCake Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You fall asleep and when you wake up your spaceship is lost forever in the voids of space, never to be seen or heard of again. EDIT: Well, that was an awkward ninja... @kocken: Due to the fact that the amount of proper spelling and grammar on the internet is set at a specific ratio, the amount of correct spelling rapidly declines, until nothing is comprehensible. Quote
theprolo Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 Everybody had the same idea there. So what's your wish? Quote
BurningCake Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 The rest of us turn into anti-ninjas and set out on a crusade to kill you. I wish I had a TF2-style sentry gun. Quote
Kocken926 Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You drop your wrangler, making it fire a missile at you. I wish the moon was made out of fudge. Quote
vitorsly Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You drop your wrangler, making it fire a missile at you. I wish the moon was made out of fudge. The Moon is made of fudge. Neil Armstrong's ghost eats it. Without the gavitational pull of the moon, the sea stops moving staling the water and pissing off every surfer dude out there. They kill you. I wish I was brainwashed into not knowing I was brainwashed. Quote
lukeb28 Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You dont get brainwashed in the first place while they make you think that you were brainwashed into thinking you were never brainwashed. In your confusion, they steal your wallet and phone, then max out your credit card and take a cash loan of 3 million dollars in your name. Have fun cleaning that mess up. I wish for my work to do itself Side note: I love how this thread is still on topic after almost 340 posts! Quote
holymage! Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 You dont get brainwashed in the first place while they make you think that you were brainwashed into thinking you were never brainwashed. In your confusion, they steal your wallet and phone, then max out your credit card and take a cash loan of 3 million dollars in your name. Have fun cleaning that mess up. I wish for my work to do itself Side note: I love how this thread is still on topic after almost 340 posts! your work does it self, but poorly...you now have no family or job or money i wish for biotics (L5n implants, vanguards are the shit) Quote
planetguy Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 Your biotic powers malfunction and kill your entire family. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will. Quote
holymage! Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Your biotic powers malfunction and kill your entire family. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will. Your invisibility powers malfunction and transfer you to an alternate dimension i wish Mass Effect 3's ending was better... Quote
Guest Ysharma Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Its so good that all the copies are bought and the download servers crash and you cant play. I wish that EE3 was complete Quote
okamikk Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 EE3 is complete... but you can't use it, ever i wish for a laser jockey stadium Quote
adolf hamster Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 it comes in a box made of mirrors, the lazers reflect around inside and when the box is open it destroys most of the earth. the survivors task you with rebuilding it, which makes the rest of your life extremely boring. i wish for 100 donuts Quote
vitorsly Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 it comes in a box made of mirrors, the lazers reflect around inside and when the box is open it destroys most of the earth. the survivors task you with rebuilding it, which makes the rest of your life extremely boring. i wish for 100 donuts The donuts explode in your stomach. I wish for 30 dollars of pure diamonds. Quote
theprolo Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 The donuts explode in your stomach. I wish for 30 dollars of pure diamonds. Due to a sudden rise in inflation, you can't buy any diamonds for that. I wish NEI didn't thought I had 4 cores, not 5. Quote
vitorsly Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Due to a sudden rise in inflation, you can't buy any diamonds for that. I wish NEI didn't thought I had 4 cores, not 5. NEI now thinks you have 6 cores. I wish I advanced solars was compatible with tubestuff. Quote
Guest Ysharma Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 It is, but then ic2 becomes ic3 and you cant play I wish for pandas Quote
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