Adlersch Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 Anyway, let's get this back on track. Besides fapping what are you guys doing on Saturdays (usually)? Well, I don't 'fap,' not since I was a prepubescent boy. But anyways, since my cross country season has officially started I'll be getting up at 4 or 5 in the morning and going to cross country meets every morning, followed by driving home again and playing dead when people want to see me. Quote
freakachu Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 Being a nuclear engineer means you're the last in line for that girl and her friends and her friends' friends. Not that you have time for that bull anyway. They're moneysucking machines as far as my experiences go with them. Like children. Also think twice if anyone goes tinfoil hat on you about radiation leakage "facts" etc etc, there's a lot of nutjobs out there. Anyway, let's get this back on track. Besides fapping what are you guys doing on Saturdays (usually)? haha I can see it now: "hey baby, I'm a nuclear engineer. how about we achieve some cold fusion?" "hey baby, I've got an impressive half-life, if you know what I mean" somehow, I don't see that kind of thing working out very well with most women. Quote
Neowulf Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 "Hey baby, you're hot! I'd better insert my control rod before you meltdown." "Hey baby, hows about we go out back and see how hot we can run before we have to SCRAM?" "Hey baby, I'm so energetic I give off Cherenkov radiation." "Hey baby, you're so hot I could find you with a geiger counter." "Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and help me with a sustained fusion experiment?" "Did it hurt when you fell from containment? Cause your ass is radioactive!" Were I not married I would sooooo use these in a bar... Quote
Adlersch Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 "Hey baby, you're hot! I'd better insert my control rod before you meltdown." "Hey baby, hows about we go out back and see how hot we can run before we have to SCRAM?" "Hey baby, I'm so energetic I give off Cherenkov radiation." "Hey baby, you're so hot I could find you with a geiger counter." "Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and help me with a sustained fusion experiment?" "Did it hurt when you fell from containment? Cause your ass is radioactive!" Were I not married I would sooooo use these in a bar... I'd use them on a campus for young women looking to become nuclear engineers, personally. They might actually find them funny and cute, rather than go, "What? I don't get it." Quote
justingoth99 Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I wake up, let out dogs, eat something for breakfast, start watching youtube videos, decide which game i want to play, play that game, play another game at the same time, and finally browser the internet till I'm ready for ned Quote
Stevolution Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 My Saturday will involve girlfriend (well wife now actually), camera, coffee and Tekkit. Work out which goes with which. Quote
okamikk Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 My Saturday will involve girlfriend (well wife now actually), camera, coffee and Tekkit. Work out which goes with which. you pour coffee over your girlfriend?! Quote
bossgx700 Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 Does that mean that Bruce Leroy had a personal nuclear reactor? Wow, he really is a badass. I thought his glow came from eating Ready Brek. If you're not of a certain age, and British this might not make sense. Search for Ready Brek advert on YouTube. I'd post a link, but can't be bothered faffing about on my phone. I may be playing GW2, still not sure if I want to buy it. Quote
VideoBoy Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 My Saturday will involve girlfriend (well wife now actually), camera, coffee and Tekkit. Work out which goes with which. Still getting used to the new terminology I see. Congratulations, sir! :D Quote
freakachu Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 My Saturday will involve girlfriend (well wife now actually), camera, coffee and Tekkit. Work out which goes with which. you're going to film your wife playing tekkit while drinking coffee? Quote
Neowulf Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 you're going to film your wife playing tekkit while drinking coffee? Kinky. Quote
freakachu Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 Kinky. I know, that sounds like it'll be some... hot coffee. *rimshot* thank you, thank you, no applause please just throw money. Quote
VideoBoy Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I know, that sounds like it'll be some.. hot coffee. *rimshot* thank you, thank you, no applause please just throw money. Oh I get it! San Andreas reference! :-D Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted August 24, 2012 Moderators Posted August 24, 2012 I sometimes surf the webs for anything that is amusing, for instance; Did you know that Jakj, if you put a letter "c" before k and change the last "j" to y you get jacky. And Jacky is a finnish chocolate pudding! So not only is Jakj a gifted modder, she's also very delicious. Bet you didnt know that! Quote
Xylord Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I sometimes surf the webs for anything that is amusing, for instance; Did you know that Jakj, if you put a letter "c" before k and change the last "j" to y you get jacky. And Jacky is a finnish chocolate pudding! So not only is Jakj a gifted modder, she's also very delicious. Bet you didnt know that! I always find it hilarious that people think Jakj is a girl. This avatar really is misleading. Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted August 24, 2012 Moderators Posted August 24, 2012 I was almost certain she/he/it was... Now im not so certain Quote
VideoBoy Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I was almost certain she/he/it was... Now im not so certain Does it matter? What matters is hir soul. =D Quote
cmwatford Posted August 25, 2012 Posted August 25, 2012 If it's a Saturday for visitation with my son then that hands down. Otherwise I just like to chill by myself, maybe read a good book, watch some videos, and play some minecraft. Quote
Jiggins Posted August 25, 2012 Posted August 25, 2012 Myself being an Irishman, and quite a stereotypical one, I like to go out for a few drinks, or stay in for a few drinks. When I'm pleasently pissed, I hop on to a Minecraft server (Vanilla at the moment, but we're finally upgrading to Tekkit at the moment) and talk with my mainly American and some British friends over Teamspeak. They seem to enjoy laughing at me as I try to do any simple task, and the banter is good. Now that I think about it, Tekkit will be pretty dangerous while in that state, I see a lot of explosions ahead of me in the weeks to come. Quote
MrFly Posted September 18, 2012 Author Posted September 18, 2012 My Saturday will involve girlfriend (well wife now actually), camera, coffee and Tekkit. Work out which goes with which. Wait so your telling me you went from girlfriend to wife? What about fiance'? Quote
Jorcer Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Wait so your telling me you went from girlfriend to wife? What about fiance'? My least favourite thing to do is necro threads... How about you MrFly? Quote
Xylord Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 My least favourite thing to do is necro threads... How about you MrFly? He must have watched this ad and fell for it. We all did once. Quote
Adlersch Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 He must have watched this ad and fell for it. We all did once. ...Ordered one. Should arrive later tonight if the dark ritual under the full moon goes as planned. If not, I'll have to wait for the mailman. Quote
Neowulf Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 One of my friends in college had a copy of the necronomicon (paperback), so I looked though it. The drawings of circles and symbols made me giggle. A lot. Uncontrollably. I don't think that's normal... Quote
Moderators Munaus Posted September 19, 2012 Moderators Posted September 19, 2012 Wait, there is a real book called necronomicon? I thought you guys were simply trolling when I first heard about it here Quote
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