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Looking for more simulator games and stumbled upon this:

The most advanced interactive sex simulator in the world features the most popular adult star in the world. My Plaything Jenna Jameson combines highly advanced technology with the unmatched beauty and fury of sex goddess Jenna Jameson. You are in complete control as she teases, strips and virtually clings to your every move.

I feel i hit jackpot. Im gonna stop play minecraft now, bye!

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Opening this thread.

Beat me to it.

Also finding out I couldn't fly while roofing a house.

(I stepped on a shingle while roofing and went barreling down, only to catch myself on a knot that was thankfully large enough.)

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Well, it seems as though most of these things would never happen, so I think I'm going to contribute something that actually has happened to me.

I recently got a car, it's a stick, and I forgot to turn off the parking brake.

Not as funny, but still pretty retarded.

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Playing ninja on top of a garage. Ended up with a hole in my head.

Also, the most dumbest thing... That has to be; was together with my ex before. H'OH, snap.

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Playing ninja on top of a garage. Ended up with a hole in my head.

Also, the most dumbest thing... That has to be; was together with my ex before. H'OH, snap.

that's a good one

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I recently got a car, it's a stick, and I forgot to turn off the parking brake.

Doesn't say much for you, but doesn't say much for that parking brake either.

I strolled into the womens restroom during a hockey game accidentally. Lucky for me it was empty.

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I was going to say the incident when I was nine, but It's too much for a forum. Anyways, beside that making my avatar.

I think you mean using* your avatar.

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Doesn't say much for you, but doesn't say much for that parking brake either.

I strolled into the womens restroom during a hockey game accidentally. Lucky for me it was empty.

I've done that before. Except it was at an Arby's.

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When I was like, 9, I accidentally got that shit they put in glowsticks in my mouth. Phenol is does not taste good.

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what's up with people doing crazy shit when they were 9? when I was 9 I spent all my time in my basement with an old PC and books on BASIC.

also, if the stupidest thing you've ever done is flip off a teacher, you're doing pretty good IMO.

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